//------------------------------// // Chapter 11: Pokemon "NO" - Part 1 // Story: My Little Pokemon: Rings of Darkness // by Napalm monster //------------------------------// The crusaders ogled at my 'Warriors' in amazement. They spent five minutes silently staring at my Pokemon, truly impressed. After telling them about how I was brave, noble, handsome, alien on the run, they quickly believed me and forgave me for sending their sisters and idol to the hospital. It wasn't long before the kiddies untied me. Initially I was planning on making a break for the door. But I warmed up to these kids, and decided to stick around, they seemed like a nice bunch, I mean if they're this guillable. Anyway, I quickly introduced them to my Pokemon. Manaphy, Hoopa, Sceptile, and Metagross, who wasn't so happy with my latest plan. While the girls were staring at my pokécrew, Metagross leaned closer to me and whispered, 'Really sir, lying to children whos sisters you've beaten up over a misunderstanding..?' "Hey, they were gonna send me to their sisters and I was vulnerable at the time. I had to say something," I shrugged, "And technically, it's not a lie if you bend the truth a bit. Metagross had a deadpanned expression, 'Then what would you call it sir?' He asked sarcastically, as if he didn't care about the answer. "Uh, constructive honesty." I smirked. "Whoa!" I heard Scootaloo, "This is so cool." I spun my head to see the CMC on Sceptile climbing him like a playground. Sceptile didn't seem to mind and enjoyed letting the crusaders play with him. Scootaloo was on his shoulder, Sweetie was playing with his tail, and Bloom was hanging on his stretched out arm, playing on it like a monkey bar. Pretty soon Hoopa snickers were heard and he decided to play a little prank on them. Hoopa used the left ring on his horn and positioned it over Sceptile and the crusaders. They all looked up in surprise, seeing the giant vortex over them. "Whoa, what is-" Sweetie belle was cut off as thousands of plastic spiders came raining down through the portal eliciting them all to scream. Of course they didn't know the spiders were real at the time, but the clubhouse was filled with shrill screaming. They all fell off of Sceptile with a thud, while Sceptile remained motionless and stoic. Scootaloo noticed how all the spiders weren't moving and picked up one, "Hey! These are fake." The crusaders heard mine, Hoopa and Manaphy's laughter echo. "Nice Hoopa!" I laughed. 'He got y'all good!' Manaphy joined in. Hoopa snickered, then floated closer, 'Were you surprised?' AppleBloom pouted, "No! We just didn't see it comin'!" "Heh," I smiled, laughter dying, "Ok, whatever." The crusaders all had cute pouts as they laid on the ground. Even when they're mad, these ponies are adorable. They all stood up and brushed themselves off, looking a bit disheveled. "Still," Scootaloo smirked, "I bet Rainbow could use Hoopa on some pranks." Hoopa snickered and accepted the pegasus praise, 'Hoopa is good prankster.' While Hoopa was busy entertaining the other two, Sweetie Belle approached me and tugged on my jacket, "Mr. Jones?" "Huh? Wha-oh, right that's me." I remembered, I kneeled down infront of the unicorn girl and asked, "What is it sweetheart?" "What are you gonna do, is that Yvetal alien still looking for you?" Sweetie asked. I sighed before nodding, "Well I'm afraid so, as long as I have the bottle in my bag, yes." 'Yup,' Manaphy nodded, catching wind of our conversation, 'Yveltal is gonna murder tha whole world when he gets dat bottle, I'm talkin' Armageddon sistah! Apocalyptic doom and devastation, all you muthafucka's gonna die. Like hide ya kids and hide ya wife.' I groaned and narrowed my eyes at her. So much for breaking it gently to her. More like breaking to her as gently as a bull in a fucking china shop. Sweetie looked obviously scared from Manaphy's words, she turned to gaze at me, "You won't let that happen, right Mr. Jones?" I felt a little anxious, when she looked at me, "I'll definitely try, Sweetie." I said patting her shoulder. This seemed to make Sweetie feel better as she put a half smile. I could tell she was a bit apprhensive though, but having me around seemed to take a bit of the tension off of her. I then heard Scootalo voice, "Hey Mr. Jones, you said these guys were pokemon, right?" "Yeah, so?" I said turning to Scootaloo, surprised to see her holding my iphone. "Whats this, Pokemon Go?" she said turning over my iphone for everyone in the room to see, there were my apps with all my games, but on the bottom corner was an app "Pokemon Go". Even my pokemon seemed intrigued by my app as they never seen it before and moved closer towards the device. Manaphy spoke first ,'Yo what is dat? More importantly, am I in it?' My eyes widened as I just realized something critical, "Aw shit, with all the fucking walking I did back in that fucking forest, I could have searched for pokemon or hatched my egg, fuck my life!" Metagross then asked, 'Sir, in this alien world, I highly doubt we could have found another pokemon. And you never mentioned you had an egg with you.' "Not a real egg." I explained, I grabbed my iphone back from Scootaloo and clicked the app. Soon the crusaders and my pokemon huddled behind me and watched in interest as the loading screen popped up. Followed that was a screen with a Gyarados and a safety warning, which I'm sure no one fucking follows or cares. Manaphy spoke when she saw the Gyarados 'Did I ever tell yall tha time I dated a Gyarados?' Hoopa replied, 'Hoopa rather not hear story.' "Does it end with you fucking the poor thing?" I asked, more dry than a piece of sandpaper. Manaphy smirked and tilted her head up, eyes closed, full of pride. Like it was her greatest achivement. Well there goes my fucking respect for Manaphy's in game and real life. Finally the screen showed my iphones location with the avatar on the screen. Sweetie Belle gasped. "Theres a little person trapped inside!" she screamed, in distress. "What do we do ya'll?!" Applebloom yelled, her and the other girls panicking. "What? no, this is just a game that shows the location of my iphone, the character isnt even real." I explained, then again my pokemon werent real a few days ago, I guess whatever brought my pokemon to life could do the same shit for this guy. "This is a game where it allows you to capture Pokemon on your iphone by giving you locations of pokemon, so its like you're capturing them in real life and you have to walk towards them." I said calmly, "Im a level 4, see." I pointed to the bar. Manaphy scoffed, 'Can ya'll imagine pokemon in a game?' Metagross chuckled, 'A rather amusing notion.' The other pokemon chuckled and nodded, unaware of the ironic setup they made for themselves. I chuckled nervously, "Y-Yeah....that would ne-never happen until now....heh...heh." "Hey whats that?" Scootaloo pointed to a large wierd tower with a pokeball symbol on the top. "Holy shit, thats a poke-stop. I didnt think there would be any on your planet," I chuckled, "Heh, this sure proves me wrong." I stood up and beckoned my pokemon up, not wasting the opportunity see where the poke-stop is at, "Come on guys the poke-stop isnt far." 'Where is stop?' Hoopa asked. "There." I pointed the direction of town. "But thats where Ponyville, everypony will see ya'll." Applebloom warned. 'Sir, it would be most unwise to expose ourselves for the sake of a game.' Metagross warned. "Shut the fuck up Metagross! This isn't a time to argue and see who's wrong or right, this is an opportunity to do what I didn't do in that goddamn forest and see if I can hatch my egg and get some pokeballs." 'But think of the consquences-' Metagross was cut of quickly when a red light erupted and sucked him back in his ball. Manaphy wasted no time and laughed, 'Good, that guy was annoying.' Scootaloo took my iphone and examined where the poke-stop was, "According to this, its near where Sweetie Belles sister works, at the Carousel Boutique." Applebloom gasped as she got an idea, "Mr. Jones, can we help ya'll capture Pokemons if yer fancy doohickey finds any?" I internally contemplated this, usually I dont let children under 15 handle my fragile phone. However they were guilt-tripping me when they huddled closer together and gave me this pleading look. Like puppydog eyes with sprinkles and glitter across they're eyes. I was fairly certain my heart would faint.......fairly certain. "Pleeeeease?" They all said in unison, adding more heart discomfort. "Fine, put those eyes away before you kill someone. More importantly me." I grumbled, giving into submission. The girls gasped in joy, before jumping up and...oh hell no, not again- "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS POKEMON CATCHERS!" My ears cringed in pain as the loud ringing echoed inside me, my shoulders flinched, the intensity of their shout was so loud, I was sure my ears would have exploded. "Oh god," I groaned in discomfort, "Note to self...buy some thick ear plugs." 'Want me to ring us there?' Hoopa asked. "Hell no, this requires walking." I replied, then I gasped in delight as an idea popped in my head, "Or riding." I walked over to my backpack and rummaged through it, "Come on, where the hell is it? I know its in here, I had it in the game which means it should be in this thing..." "What are ya'll lookin' fer Mr. Jones?" Bloom asked. "AH-HA!" I yelled triumphantly. Much to the crusaders surprise and confusion, I pulled my bike from the game. "W-where did that come from?" Sweetie Belle asked. "Who cares! we're gonna ride its bitch ass!" I yelled, beaming like an insane man. "But wont everypony notice you?" Scootaloo asked, "You dont really blend in well with a crowd of ponies Mr. Jones" "Oh my god! stop calling me Mister, youre making me feel fucking old!" I snapped. 'Hoopa has idea!' Hoopa made a giant ring appear and it dropped something. I did a double take at the item, and my eyes widened in surprise. The girls looked at the item in disgust. "Eww, thats looks really scary" Appleboom cringed, backing away from it. "Dont forget gross." Scootaloo added. "And weird." Sweetie added. "Really?" I said sarcastically. I was wearing an ugly horse mask. Like the realistic ones that made real horses cringe and ashamed to be a horse themselves. Anyway after returning my pokemon, I put on the ugly fucking thing and got on the bike with the crusaders, I made room for Applebloom to share the same seat as me, while Sweetie and Scoot were standing on the pegs or whatever you call those fucking things. Sootaloo held my iphone and navigated us where to go, while Applebloom hugged my waste as we continued into town. "So, uh..." I asked turning to Sweetie, she flinched a little when the face of the mask was looking directly at her, "Your sister, is she the hot one with the big tits?" "You mean Rarity?" Sweetie replied. "Yeah, the one with the fancy accent like Metagross. Is she single?" I asked. "Well no, but I think her friends assistant might have a crush. He's a baby dragon." Sweetie replied. "You guys have dragons here?" I asked in disbelief, "Well shoot, if it's anything like a Charmander, he's mine." "I think he's already taken by Twilight." Sweetie said. "Man you ponies have silly names, you know I was given really weird nicknames back in the day by these teenagers when I was in third grade, they used to call me Ra-" "Okay," Scootlaoo yelled, holding up my iPhone, "There should be a bridge that leads to Ponyville on you left, that's the quickest way to the Boutique." "Aw yeah," I cheered, "How the egg?" Scootlaoo swiped the screen and checked the egg in the incubator, "The bar is half-ful, is that good?" "Hell yeah its good," I nodded, "I hope it's a Dratini or an Abra. But I swear to both God and Arceus if it's damn Magnemite I'm gonna have to ask you girls to run home and lock your door, cause I'm gonna rage so hard, no one under 18 should witness it." The girls just gave me a perplexed look, Scootaloo spoke, "No offense Mr. Jones, but your weird." "Hell yeah, that's my best quality. Whoever said being normal was fun can suck on my poke balls!" I declared as we entered town. Yveltal watched as Tirek and Discord took over Canterlot. It was very, very easy. Of course Tirek hadn't expected the princesses to rid themselves of their magic. It was either or bold, or very foolish. It wouldn't matter to Yveltal, the contents in the bottle would allow him to command all manner of legendary Pokemon. This desperate power search that creature, Tirek, was pursuing would mean to nothing soon. He would let the two of them have their fun and moment of victory but only once he had his talons around Omega and pry the bottle from his corpse, then he would rid himself of these rivals, then the Pokemon world would be his next target. Yveltal listened in the throne room, as Tirek gloated at the incredibly weak princesses, "Getting rid of your magic so that I cannot take it from you?" he heard Tirek rant. "That was your plan?" The princesses laid on the floor, weak but still defiant. "How does it feel, knowing that soon, every Pegasus, unicorn and Earth pony will bow to my will, and that there is nothing you can do to stop it?" "You will not prevail Tirek." Celestia said weakly. As if she still had something worth fight for. He growled in response, "Give my regards to Cerberus." Yveltal watched as he fired a blast, tearing open a portal into Tartarus, sucking all three princesses within to be trapped for the remainder of all time. 'Nice move Tirek' Yveltal whispered, for a split second he felt bad for overthrowing him when he gained full power, almost. Yveltal then noticed something, he gawked up and saw the sun lazily moving on its own. He shook his head to make sure his mind wasn't playing tricks, he didn't notice it before, on account he was too amused watching Tirek and Discord spreading despair. This was beyond odd. He then had a horrifying thought. 'Solgaleo? No-no-no-no! How did he escape? He should still back in the island along with...wait, no...' Yveltal trailed off, he sensed the energy come from that town, it felt immense and powerful, like four beings stuck in one place, 'I think I found that missing magic...' Yveltal raised his wings and took off into the direction of Ponyville. Intent on finding the source of all that energy.