We all appeared back where we started, me, my Pokémon, the Crusaders, all back in Equestria. Spawning near Ponyville, right infront of the clock tower with no one except us, present at this time.
"Huh," I looked at Hoopa, "You know that was faster than I thought, but good job Hoopa."
"So now what Mr.Jones?" Bloom asked looking around her town.
"Well we gotta find Yveltal and challenge him," I said simply, "Best case scenario we sneak up on him and capture him in one throw."
'Sir, he is a legendary Pokémon, it's highly doubtful a single poke ball would capture him.' Metagross pointed.
"Jeez! I said 'best case scenario.' besides I got something for Yveltal's ass." I replied before reaching into my bag and imagining what I wanted, I proceeded to pull out my masterball.
"What's that?" Scootaloo asked, "Another one of those metal ball thingies?"
"Oh much more than that Scoots." I replied.
'Hell yeah! It's the MVP ball!' Manaphy hollered, 'Its a one throw, one hit catch.'
'Bacon bird stand no chance now!' Hoopa smirked.
"Yep," I agreed, "We just got to sneak up on him and throw this thing and crisis adverted."
"First we got to find Yveltal." Sweetie said, making a good point.
Before any of us could react we were suddenly teleported somewhere around Ponyville near a giant carousel looking building. We all glanced around in surprise at suddenly being teleported, I then turned to the master teleporter himself.
"What the heck?" I turned to Hoopa, "Hoopa what did you do that for?"
'Hoopa not do nothing.' Hoopa replied, looking surprised as all of us.
"Hey!" Sweetie said, recognizing the area they were in, "We're by my home at Carousel Boutique."
'Finally.'
We all heard a chilling voice, the source came up from the Boutique. Sitting there perched glancing down at us was shiny Yveltal next to him was a weird creature that would be best described if someone grabbed an entire zoo and put it in a blender, then this would be the result. We all huddled closer as Yveltal swooped down infront of us like the voracious vulture he truly was.
'Your an incedibly annoying human to hunt.' He rasped, narrowing his eyes directly at me.
I gulped, "So your the big bad I've been hearing about. I must say your a lot more bacony than I expect-AGGH!?"
Yveltal gripped my throat harshly and brought me up, my legs dangling in the air. The others gasped as they saw this.
"Mr. Jones!" The crusaders yelled in unison.
‘Omegakan!’ Hoopa cried.
‘Sir!’ Metagross exclaimed, worryingly.
Yveltal glared at the three fillies, 'I remember you three. Little deceiving pesks. I shall surely punish you all for your deception protecting this human fool.'
"Just try it you undercooked turkey!" Scootaloo yelled bravely.
Yveltal chuckled darkly, 'I'll have fun with you the most.' he turned his attention back to me, 'But first, let's get back to business.'
"WAIT!" I screamed, air trying to reach my lung, "Hang on! Hang on! Wait!"
'Ah, final requests? I guess it does seem fitting.' Yveltal loosened his talons around my throat a bit.
"No! No! I just thought that the big and powerful Yveltal would expect more of a challenge before winning or something."
'I have you in my grasp, my skin ripping talons are at your throat. I can safely say I've won boy.' Yveltal whispered.
"But wouldn't it be a sort of a hollow victory if you simply kill me and grabbed the bottle." I replied desperately, "I mean it would just be too easy, wouldn't you rather earn it."
Yveltal paused, his expression told me he was currently pondering my words, actually taking them in consideration, after a moment, he narrowed his eyes once more, 'What do you mean boy?'
I gulped mentally, and put on my best silver tongue, in order to persuade him for a chance for my life, "It's just you build this whole climax to rule or destroy more than one world and your gonna kill me with no way of defending myself. If you ask me, that's sort of a dishonorable victory."
The others behind me looked at each other both nervous and unsure to what I was doing, but Yveltal seemed the most puzzled on what to do.
'What is it your trying to propose, a challenge?'
"Yes!" I nodded, "I play 6 of my strongest Pokémon to compete against you, you win, you can kill me, get the bottle and do whatever you want with it. I win, you let me and my friends live, and you leave and never come back to Equestria."
'Hmmmmm.' Yveltal hummed in consideration, he looked to the ground thinking, after a moment of thinking, but first he pulled me in closer, and whispered darkly, 'I know you're just trying to stall time for yourself, but you do have a point, killing you in this state would be faaaaar too easy, you deserve at least a fighting chance. Besides I will enjoy not only destroying you but also those who blindly follow you.' he turned to my Pokécrew and the CMC.
"Wait no not them." I panicked, "They're innocent. Besides its me you wanna kill."
'Then you shouldn't have dragged them into your fight human.'
Yveltal threw me to the ground as everyone rushed to my side, first was Bloom.
"Mr. Jones are ya'll alright?" She asked.
"I'm cool," I replied, "but you girls should go."
"No way!" Scootaloo said, "We ain't leaving you alone to fight this creep."
I sighed, seeing as these girls were as stubborn as....shit, I guess me, "Fine, just stay back, I'm about to make this shitbird eat.....shit."
Manaphy scoffed unimpressed, and smirked softly, ‘Awesome wording, yo.”
Everyone just stared at me awkwardly from behind, while I growled weakly, "Damn it, that sounded waaay cooler in my head."
'Rules are standard as any fight. Six players against six, no medicine or restores.'
"Hang on, six?" Sweetie asked clearly confused, "There's only one of you."
Yveltal laughed mockingly, 'I've been making some new friends recently.'
"A pile of rocks or imaginary friends don't constitute the same as real friends." I shouted.
Yveltal snarled quietly, 'Miserable little....' Yveltal breathed out and composed himself, 'Actually, why don't you all say hello, oh Discord!'
Discord still standing on top of the carousel shaped building effortlessly snapped his fingers. In a flash of light five figures appeared out of nowhere, it was...shit.
The mane six, missing one annoying purple hyprid. They stood before us, they looked the same as a few days ago except, much grayer now. AppleJerk, Rari-Bitch, Butchershy, Pinkamena, and finally Rainbow Dark.
"Applejack!"
"Rarity!"
"Rainbow!"
The CMC cried, alarmed at seeing their parental figures now standing there with evil looks on their faces, not acknowledging their younger sisters and instead focusing more on me with a murderous glare.
"What did you do to our sisters?" Sweetie asked Yveltal.
'Your sisters are now my puppets, they follow my will, and will fight you to your last Pokémon until they faint, or die. Whichever comes first at least.' he stifled a laugh.
"Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo yelled, desperate to reach her idol, "Ya gotta snap out of it, your better than this giant piece of chicken!"
"Rarity your my sister! Please don't fight us! Don't you care about us?"
Corrupted Rarity scofff "As if I would ever care for miserable little s-" she was quickly cut off.
'Whoa,' Manaphy quickly covered the girls ears as much as she could, 'I think these three had enough adult words to last a lifetime, yo.'
‘Coming from you its almost refreshing.’ Metagross replied.
Bloom grabbed my arm, and gave me this sad pleading look, "Mr. Jones, please! Ya gotta save our sisters!"
"Well crap! I gotta fight'em or I die, then you die,” I continued pointing to her friends and my Pokemon, “She dies, then her, then he will die, I don’t know what hell’s Hoopa’s gender is but it’s gonna die, and she’s definitely gonna die, no doubt about it.”
‘Screw you.’
I ignored her and continued, “We all basically die!" I pointed out, putting much emphasis on the word: Die.
The others crusaders just gave me this sad, upset look, knowing deep down I was right, though they had hope the girls would fight whatever brainwash spell Yveltal put on them all.
"Just take it easy on 'em, please?" Scootaloo spoke, terrified for Dash's sake.
"I won't kill'em, I just have to kick the crap out of them till they loose consciousness!" I explained, "or something."
'Scientifically speaking,' Metagross explained, 'With a small amount, the brain hitting the interior of the skull usually causes humans to slip into a state of unconsciousness.'
"Well alright," I nodded, liking the news, "See, I'll go easy on them girls."
"Yeah, but," Bloom replied, "Our sisters are really tough Mr. Jones, they beat monsters, disasters, and even a god once."
I blew a raspberry, looking skeptical at them, "Together, MAYBE! But this is a one on one fight! How tough are they."
Bloom silently tugged on my jacket sleeve and pointed at the girls, I turned to see the orange one, AppleJerk, holding a large rock. With mild effort she put pressure on the rock with both hands and it exploded into dust with pebbles falling down. My mouth was agape in shock as I jerked my head back forward, narrowly having a heart attack.
"Shit...." I said softly, I remained there silently, having a hard time swallowing my spit, "Why did I just imagined that rock was my balls?"
'Hoopa think we might need new players.' Hoopa said.
I nodded silently, "That would be ideal."
'I added a few magical enchantment and new features, in case you haven't noticed.'
"Thank you!" I sarcastically said, I turned around and whispered, "I do not mean that, that guy is an ass!"
'Man, git YOUR ass out there so you can kick HIS ass!' Manaphy said aggressively.
Before I spoke next, a golden light flashed in my backpack, everyone was quickly startled by this.
'Whoa!' Hoopa said, eyes slightly widened, 'surprise.'
"Oh great! Now what?" I remarked, turning my head to the side, I took my backpack off and pulled down the zipper and pulled out my....3DS?
'Why weird thing flashy?' Hoopa asked.
There was a sliver of light escaping from inside my 3DS, I opened it and was surprised what I saw on the screen. It was a digital pixelated version of me standing infront of a shiny Yveltal, like a trainer after challenging me. It was even in the same setting as Ponyville, It read: "You are challenged by Death Pokémon Yveltal."
“So this is the upgrade Arceus was talking about huh? I whispered, I then looked at the corner screen and saw six pokeball highlighted next to Yveltal’s name, indicating the number of players at his disposal, then I did a headcount of only five pony girls next to Yveltal.
Then something occurred to me as I looked up, "Wait a minute," I pointed at the Franken-creature on top of the building, "Is he fighting?"
He spoke, "Oh no, I'm more of a spectator, not a fighter."
'If you make it past all five of my warriors, you'll have the honor of dueling against me, personally.' Yveltal declared, smug and prideful.
'Yeah some honor, fuck you bitch.' Manaphy whispered that last part.
I looked at my 3DS again, then I noticed something peculiar, it had a new button option between the Bag and Pokémon option. It read Poké-Transfer, curious I pressed it. It had three category boxes, one had an X, the Omega symbol, and finally a...sun?
"What? this is new?" I murmured softly.
"What?" Scootaloo asked.
"Hang on," I said and pressed the box with an X, the screen flashed and it showed...wait, that's impossible, Charizard, Gardivoir, Mewtwo, Chesnaught, Lucario, Helipotile, these were all my all star Pokémon from X, same stats, HP and everything. I quickly pressed the Omega symbol box, it had my current team, Sceptile, Latios, Reshiram, Groudon, Darkrai, and Hoopa. I backed out and checked the Sun box, it had all these weird Pokémon I never even seen, some brown horse with dreadlocks, a black and red tiger, a crab whose claws looked like boxing gloves, a toucan looking motherfucker, a cool looking wolf, and finally a badass looking lion who I swear seems familiar.
A red bar popped on top and read: Switch Pokémon team?
I pressed it, and it brought me to the start of PC storage box, I pressed Organize Box. I quickly went through each box and had a bewildered look on my face. All these Pokémon were familiar, I realized, it's cause I caught these in previous games, there were some new ones I've never even seen or caught before, so I don't know where these new ones came from. And that's when I realized, this PC contained...EVERY...SINGLE POKÉMON I'VE EVER CAUGHT.
I was so shocked I hadn't noticed my jaw drop or my eyes widened, everyone was staring at me confused.
'HEY!'
I quickly broke off my musing and shook my head, "W-wha? Uh-Hey! Was'up?"
'You've been standing there staring at that contraption for the past 20 minutes like a damn idiot, are you so desperate to prolong the inevitable?'
“Really, it’s not proper battle etiquette to keep your opponent waiting.” Corrupted Rarity scoffed, putting her hands on her hips.
“Fer lands sake! am I gonna cave somepony’s skull in or not!?!” Corrupted Applejack remarked impatiently.
"Yeah!" Corrupted Fluttershy said loudly, then quickly flinched and cowered behind her hair, returning to her shy demeanor, "Lets start the battle, s-s-so I can k-kill you already, please? I mean if your okay with it?"
'Why would he say yes? That's a stupid question, and I hope your mother burns in hell!' Manaphy frowned.
Damn! Feels like 20 seconds, I didn't realized I was that shocked. But this however was a total game changer now that I have all my Pokémon from past games this'll be easy, this just saved my life and Equestria in fact, I'll just use-
'And no legendary Pokémon!'
"Oh fuck! What the fuck!!?"
'You said you wanted a fair chance, you use a legendary Pokémon then I'll destroy your friends.' Yveltal signaled Discord.
He snapped his paw and teleported the CMC, they appeared in a huge ass cage floating right next to him.
"Mr. Jones!" They cried out.
"Damn it!" I muttered, frustrated, "Don't worry girls I won't let you die! I got something! I got something for his ass!"
I shifted my attention to the 3DS and picked my team, I backed out to the main screen and pressed fight. I reached my pokeball and threw it. And once a white flash erupted on to the battlefield, the fight for my life and all life in Equestria was on.