[ ] Single
[ ] Taken
[X] Mentally dating a fictional character

Sweetie Belle has never been one to fall head over heels for a colt, even though she's the sister of the biggest flirt in town. She doesn't ship her favorite characters from games or shows, and she can't stand the ponies online who go so far as to say they're married to them. So why is she finding herself attracted to a stallion that isn't even real?

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Teen for raging hormones, fictiophilia, arousal, masturbation references, guilt, touchy subjects, and real life.

A new school year brings a new soccer season -- but Canterlot High's already on the ropes. Their team captain just can't seem to get it together.

Fortunately the team also has a vice captain: a best friend who just isn't going to stand for sadness on her watch.

(A Bookish/iJab production! Cover by the latter as well. Thanks for everything.)

Pretending is fun. It has never gotten Sweetie Belle into trouble before, and it is highly unlikely that it will get her into trouble now. So, Sweetie Belle, at the urging of her friends, pretends that the floor is lava. It doesn't turn out well.

The time for reckoning has come. After nearly a thousand years of avoidance and dread, Discord's fate is sealed in what is surely his end. Can the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony possibly survive what is most likely his certain doom? Or will the perils be too great for him to manage?

All he knows is that minty fresh breath will be the least of his worries.

Thanks to my editor Daemon McRae and prereader Skeeter The Lurker for all their help!

Dramatic reading you can find here.

Twilight Sparkle loves concert season, and it's not because of the music.

Look at Flash Sentry. Hitting on Twilight and being all nice to her. How dare he? He sucks.

I'm Shining Armor, and as Twilight's older brother, I'm the one who has to approve of whoever dates her. Or whoever wants to date her. Or, in the case of Flash Sentry, might even think about wanting to date her. But I don't like him. Not one bit. I have a visceral hatred of him from the very core of my being. So, I kick Flash Sentry's flank.

He deserves it, after all, and I'm sure that you all agree.

Spike never believed that he lived an easy life, but the little rewards he had worked to gain were well worth it.

What is a young dragon to do when, from out of the blue night sky above comes a strange creature, seeking to ruin his life, to steal his family and friends, and to warp the town he dearly loves?

His new adversary, for his part, is more than pleased to find both a new home and new followers..

The sky has opened and out of it comes devastation in its worse form: that of a doge.

"Twilight isn't exactly a social pony." Could win me the Understatement of the Year award.

However, what most ponies don't know is that Octavia, a high-class socialite, isn't exactly much better herself, despite countless rumours about a liason between her and a certain DJ.

Now, drawn back to the upper-classes that she tried so desperately to get away from, can Twilight Sparkle find solace, and companionship, from one of the very socialite ponies of her past that she is so desperate to escape?

Private accompanies Twilight to the Royal Summit at the Crystal Empire. While there he tries to support Twilight as she continues to adjust to her new lifestyle as a Princess. But in the middle of the night a mysterious mare stole Twilight's Crown. Twilight chases the thief through a strange mirror. Private is told that she will return soon, but two days have past and Twilight has yet to pass back through. Private decides he's not about to let Twilight face a strange new world alone. Upon entering the mirror himself, he discovers a very different, yet familiar world beyond the mirror. A human high school.

(An Equestria Girls Retelling set in the Noirverse)

It was a wonderful morning. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and Applejack was snuggling up with her. What more could Rarity want?

How about a shotgun wedding when the rest of the Apples come back early?