Trixie has always invested herself in appearing as cool as possible. To all the other students at Canterlot High, she only ever shows them her absolute best, and she hides all of the nerdy things she'd otherwise be ashamed of.

When Twilight Sparkle catches her eye, Trixie just can't help but invite the nerdy girl over for a bit of flirting. But what happens when your crush discovers your horrible secret? When she finds out that you're not nearly as cool as you pretend to be? Trixie is about to find out, and what happens will change her life.

Sweetie Belle and Trixie become victims of Celestia's devine justice.

Cover image by Pascal.

Trixie makes a sudden realization in the middle of a romantic evening.

UPDATE
So, uh, turns out somepony did a reading of this. Much ultimate surprise! Very shock!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlDmKht0X_0
Thank you so much Winged. T. Spears

Left alone, Trixie ruminates over the recent state of her relationship with Twilight Sparkle, a Princess of Equestria. As the solitary evening drags, her feelings conflict, and a few glasses of wine do little to aid in her equanimity.

This story is a sequel to Colgate's Rants

Colgate has told us about how she hates problem patients and even what she has done to some of them but it isn't just the "nice" ponies that she has issues with. Given that other dentists across Equestria are sub-par, she now takes care of all sorts of patients, even the "evil" ones and she is very unhappy with some of them.

Closing up his donut shop following the Grand Galloping Gala, Donut Joe discovers a Great and Powerful Trixie in need of food and bits. Needing help attracting crowds and waiting tables Donut Joe hires the show mare. Can Canterlot withstand Equestria's Greatest Ego?

Lets find out!

Edit Update:
Chapter 1: 2/10

Cover Image I commissioned from the Great and Divine Valkyrie-Girl! http://valkyrie-girl.deviantart.com/
http://valkyrie-girl.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Clean-up-in-the-Lobby-382766469?ga_submit_new=10%253A1372908849

The pic that inspired this is The Great and Powerful Trina by the Awesome and Talented http://askburningash.tumblr.com/ (No longer seems to be working so here is a link http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae118/dmcel233/image_zps5051e8b4.jpg)

Spawned of a challenge in a Skype chat yesterday. Nearly two hours later, I ended up with this.

The challenge? Dave Pones: Hmm, now that I think about it, maybe Lunatrix isn't all that unlikely. Trixie, seeking revenge on Twilight Sparkle, becomes Princess Luna's number one student. But the rising-star pupil didn't realize how close she and her teacher would become... Maybe that's why Luna was so ticked off during Crystal Empire

This year, Trixie's Hearth's Warming will involve a freak snowstorm, two Conponies, and high speed sleigh chases, all while being pursued by the Krampus.

Trixie's life has been sweet. After the magic duel with Twilight Sparkle life has been great for her, she has a job as a succussful magician, a new home, and let's not forget a wonderful family that cares about her. Life really has been peachy but what if Trixie wants a little bit more?

Trixie contemplates her actions after her defeat in 'Magic Duel', and is certain that nopony will ever forgive her. But her two biggest fans come along and make her wonder if she was right to jump to conclusions...

Credit to PepperSupreme for allowing me to use her art for the cover image.