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// Queen Chrysalis 
// Story: Colgate's Rants 2:  The Antagonist Edition 
// by StormLuna 
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While Discord was a new patient, there is one that has been a regular of mine, Queen Chrysalis.   Now she is an extremely odd case as she always comes to me in the form of Princess Cadence.  Of course this was always extremely confusing because Cadence is a patient of mine as well.  I never knew which one she truly was until she took her own form in the back.   

One day though, she would do something that would really piss me off and how the hell she managed to do it without Princess Twilight coming over after her is beyond me.   Get this, she brought her whole damn hive to get their teeth checked.  Yep, you heard me right, her whole fucking hive.   She comes over and leaves her "children" outside and tries to schedule an appointment for them but what she fails to realize is that I do have other patients.  She began going ballistic over the fact that I would not be able to get all of them in for a month.

While I knew that she can put ponies in a cocoon of ooze, I can hold my own against her and it helps that I can cast a protection bubble around myself so that ooze bounces right off of me.  Of course this frustrated her when she couldn't immobilize me but eventually she realized that she would have to compromise after I burned her with some of my own energy.  

Eventually I decided to cut a deal with her before she destroyed my practice.  I told her that IF she would pay for all the patients' appointments that I had to reschedule that I would schedule her drones right away.  There was one problem though, not only did she not have the money to pay for the patients that I would have to inconvenience, she did not have the money to pay for her changelings' appointments either.  Now naturally this pissed me off so I gave her an ultimatum, get me all the money she owes me within 24 hours or she would not like what I would do.

Well the following morning she showed up with around 100,000 bits.  Now how she got them, I don't care.  What matters is that I got my money.  While I did make a killing off of this, it took me three weeks working twelve hour days to get her whole hive taken care of.  I suppose it is a good thing that they feed off of love as they had perfect teeth.  I can only imagine how long it would have taken me if a large portion of them had cavities.

I have decided though that I will no longer see her or her little rats because of this.  It doesn't really matter though as I have heard that she is locked up in the dungeon in Canterlot while she is awaiting trial on multiple counts of armed robbery.  What happened to her hive I'm not really sure of but I honestly don't give a fuck.  I got my money and that is what matters.  One good thing though, I was able to buy that house down the street so now I own a rental and I already have somepony living in it, somepony that used to be a foe of Twilight's and is now my newest and incredibly annoying patient.