Colgate's Rants 2: The Antagonist Edition

by StormLuna


Trixie Lulamoon

Now this next patient of mine is probably the most special case of any dentist in Equestria as she is more than just a patient of mine. Remember how I told you about buying a house to rent out after Chrysalis paid up? Well this next patient is also a tenant of mine, The Incredibly Annoying and Narcissistic Trixie!

Good grief, where do I even get started with her? I remember the first time I met her it was when she befriended the village idiots who brought an Ursa into town for her to vanquish. While she had set up shop she had a toothache and had me take a look at it. As soon as she got into my office she immediately began bragging about her past exploits and it didn't take me long to get pissed and smack her. I couldn't help but laugh because I knocked a tooth loose! Yay, this will add some on to her bill!

There was one problem though, she didn't have a single bit on her, not a single bit. We began to haggle and she began to fire energy at me exclaiming, "You'll never get any money from The Great and Powerful Trixie! Trixie is far too powerful for you to get anything from Trixie."

Well I decided that we should have a little competition so after I closed for the day I took her to my house and we had a competition in my backyard. Whoever could accomplish the greatest magical feat would come out on top. I said, "So, when I come out on top you will pay me what you owe me?"

Of course her response pissed me off. "Well Trixie doesn't have any money but that doesn't matter because Trixie is far more powerful than you! Like always, Trixie will come out on top!"

I rolled my eyes and thought, "Whatever bitch, your street magic is pathetic compared to mine."

Out behind my house are some rocks, some were pebbles and some were almost as big as my house. We decided to see who could lift the heaviest rock and being the little arrogant bitch that she is, she demanded to go first and tried to lift the largest and heaviest rock. Well she failed miserably and eventually found one that wasn't huge, but wasn't small that she could barely lift. She laughed, "Ha, try and beat Trixie! There is no way you can lift a rock heavier than Trixie did."

Now I had already been making plans of how I was going to make her compensate me while she was failing with the bigger rocks. What she doesn't know is that I practice lifting heavy rocks to keep my magic strong. I gave her a sadistic yet almost seductive smile as I lifted the largest, heaviest rock out there. She gasped, "How could you possibly do that? Nopony is more powerful than The Great and Powerful Trixie!"

I grabbed her with my aura and dragged her into my house. I laughed, "Whatever Trixie. You have said that many, many times but unless you have a powerful magical amulet, you always lose!"

Well I got her into my bedroom where she compensated me all weekend long. I tell you, for such a braggart she sure is submissive in the bedroom. She was always moaning, "Take the Sexy and Submissive Trixie, take Trixie, take Trixie!"

I tell you, seeing a pony who is such a braggart submit to me and love it, I felt a great amount of power. I also discovered that she is extremely ticklish down south so she did squirm and giggle a lot when I had her for supper, but it made her all the more satisfying and fun!

Of course there were times when she would be unable to pay her rent too and well, I am assuming you know what happened then! Let's just say that my marefriends quickly grew jealous of Trixie but hey, I'm so good in bed that they don't mind the fact that The Great and Powerful Trixie ultimately became The Incredibly Hot and Dominant Colgate's little bitch.