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// Lightning Dust 
// Story: Colgate's Rants 2:  The Antagonist Edition 
// by StormLuna 
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One thing I have noticed is that I often get patients from outside of Ponyville.  I am assuming it is because I am the best damn dentist in the history of ponykind so who would want to see a lesser dentist that would fuck up their teeth?  My next patient is a lot like Rainbow Dash except that she is in bitch mode 24/7, Lightning Dust.

Her reason for coming to me was strange yet amusing at the same time.  Let me tell you about this.  Well she was being a showboat at the Wonderbolts Academy when she crashed and knocked a few teeth out.  Well she first went to the dentist up there but after a few minutes of her bragging he quickly threw her out so she was sent to me.

She came in and I saw that she pulled a few teeth out of her saddlebag and gave them to me.  I asked her what the hell she wanted and she started to go on a tirade.  I am not exactly the biggest fan of athlete pegasi to start with so I zapped her with some energy and that shut her up for a bit.  She was bitching about how somepony cut her off at the Wonderbolts Academy causing her to crash and lose some teeth.  I didn't like her attitude so I pointed my hoof at my sign regarding payment being required at the time of service, basically asking her how she was going to be paying me, especially given that she is a new patient.

She started to bitch some more and then I did something really stupid.  Given that you only have so long to get teeth put back in after they are knocked out I took her back before knowing how she was going to pay me.   One thing that I really hope she never finds out about though is that because of her behavior and the reputation that she has, I only did a half ass job when it came to working on her.  Unfortunately for her, I was unable to get any of her teeth back in.  I lied to her and simply told her that she did not arrive in time to get them put back in, that she would need implants.  

She grudgingly accepted this as the truth but there was one problem, she had no way of paying me so I decided to put her in chains and keep her until I was compensated.  She was a special case, she acts like a stallion most of the time and is uglier than shit so the very thoughts of making her my little bitch utterly repulsed me, I figured that she was likely unfit to be a janitor so I did something quite funny.  I cut one of her wings off without sedating her.

I tell you, listening to her scream in agony was quite hilarious.  What was even funnier was when she began to sob about never being able to become a Wonderbolt but I honestly don't give a shit.  I put her in her place and that is what matters.  Now unfortunately I didn't get any money out of her but I can always jack up Trixie's rent or overcharge a few ponies until I break even, so it's no biggie.  The last time I saw her, she had not been able to get any implants and the reason for that is quite funny as well.  I faxed every other dentist in Equestria and told them to not take her as a patient because she is a bum when it comes to her bills.   With that being said, she is embarrassed in two ways, only having one wing and having an ugly smile.  I bet she never tries to showboat again!