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Seraphem


Writer of kinky horse words, and less kinky comments that can be longer than some entire fics.

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One morning, Princess Twilight Sparkle wakes up. She then proceeds to do incredibly amazing things.

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After the debacle of the Storm King's short-lived invasion and the fall of Canterlot, the former attacker, Fizzlepop Berrytwist (Commander Tempest Shadow), muses that the princesses' ability to fight was sorely lacking. Considering that she pretty much took them all down in seconds.

In order to prevent such an abysmal display in the future she has, through a few contacts around Princess Twilight, recruited the aid of a combat master who should be able to teach four princesses avoid such embarrassments in the future...

...Or kill them trying.

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When Sunset Shimmer decides to visit Equestria with her girlfriend – the human world’s Twilight Sparkle – she expects there to be some confusion. She doesn't expect to come home with a royal title.

Meanwhile, Equestria's Twilight Sparkle worries she's not evil enough.

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Two human scientists from Earth decide to perform the ultimate litmus test on Twilight's abilities as an alicorn: They try to run Doom on her.

The scientist Gordon is based on the character from Freeman's Mind.

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Tirek had returned and this time there was nothing that could be done to stop him. The Elements of Harmony had been defeated, the Tree of Harmony had been ripped from the ground, and every spell that was thrown at Tirek was useless. It was only a matter of time before he found the alicorns and then all would be lost.

What happened next though, nopony saw coming.


Now with a Russian translation, which can be found here.
Big thanks to Armorer.

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Being the ruler of a nation makes it difficult to make friends, have relationships or even enjoy a casual fling.

Celestia is intent on changing this.

Spoiler alert: She fails.


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This story is a sequel to Chrysalis Works at Quills and Sofas


Luster Dawn finds out, much to her consternation, that Chrysalis works at Quills and Sofas.

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Twilight thought she'd had enough excitement for one day after meeting her human counterpart. Or so she thought until she was met with the uncanny feeling that Pinkie Pie was acting, well, a bit too equestrian.


Small oneshot based on the Official Equestria Girls blooper reel where it's implied the Pinkies from the two universes have traded places.

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This story is a sequel to Daring Do and the Journey to the Center of the Earth


...And by sequel, we mean it has barely anything to do with that story, except for one scene that will make absolutely no sense if you haven’t read that.

The dreams of Equestria are under attack, again—this time, not from the Tantabus, but a demon from another universe masquerading as the Tantabus! Princess Luna, defender of the dream realm, leaps into action. She finds unexpected help from a wall-eyed pegasus with dreamwalking powers, and a brave knight straight out of Ogres & Oubliettes—and she enlists two members of the Time Patrol as her mission support. Luna’s dream team pursues the demon across the ever-shifting, incoherent landscape of ponykind’s subconscious: giant robot fights, game shows, volcanoes, that high school from the freaky human universe, Princess Luna’s own memories… Um… What were we talking about again? I feel like I’m forgetting something important.


Yet another exquisite corpse, again set in the same 'verse as all our other stories. One of these days, we'll write a story that's so self-referential, even we don't get it... but this is not that day! Crossover tag because familiarity with Dragon Ball, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, Pacific Rim, and Homestuck may be helpful. Or they may not be helpful, since half of the writers on this fic haven’t watched those, either.

Cover art by Rinsankajugin.

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This story is a sequel to The Adventures of Batsy Fluffentuft the Magnificent


Batsy Fluffentuft the Magnificent's adventure in Canterlot is going about as well you'd expect. (Absolutely amazingly and all according to plan.)

Now, about that shower.


Written as parody-sequel for ocalhoun's Big 250k Contest Please check out the original story. (This one will make more sense if you do too.)


"Echo the Bat Pony 5" vector by Zee66

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