Luna, strangely enough, receives a letter from Princess Twilight Sparkle. From the letter she can discern two things. One, Twilight definitely has a drinking problem. Two, she really loves her. And a third can go to being extremely kinky.
Big Mac hearing a commotion near the Cutie Mark Crusader clubhouse goes to investigate, there he hears the truth of Babs Seed. SSoon Babs Seed would learn Actions have Consequences
Celestia receives yet another letter from her faithful student, Twilight. Except this one doesn't include any lessons about friendship like she was expecting. Only drunk ramblings of a very intoxicated mare. May or not be truthful.
Church, finally freed from his stone prison after a month of having Discord trapped in his mind along with him, must readjust to the pony world with nothing but twisted memories, as well a group of equally twisted friends.
You are a pony working for the apple family, you stay with them at Sweet Apple Acres with AJ, BM, and AB, on their family reunion you find the mare of your dreams.
What happens when the Reds and Blues finally get Church out of the Epsilon unit? Caboose decides he wants a turn in the unit, of course! What happens next? Well let's just say he always did say he wanted a pony, now he has a world full of them.