As the Bearer of Laughter, Pinkie D. Pie has always been upbeat and friendly. But even the most optimistic pony can reach her limit. When three bullies show up one night in Ponyville, they unwittingly give her the excuse she needs.

Princess Celestia is in your bed, and you don't know why: what do?

Cute, funny, and short. Have fun reading!

Proofreading by RaylanKrios.
Now with audio reading by CaptainBron3y
Second audio reading by MeloncholyIguana.

Based on this story:
Princess Celestia is (still) in your Bed
Princess Celestia Has Stolen All Your Bed Sheets
Drunk CelestAI Is In Your Bed
Fimfic Authors Are In Your Bed
Princess Celestia is in Your Washing Machine

Congratulations Prince Shining Armor, you have been selected out of every pony in Equestria and her neighboring lands to be this year’s winner in the “Best Equestrian Butt” contest.

This grand tournament is when we, the Committee Logistics Of Plots, judge every rump of every pony in size, shape, firmness, softness, flabbiness, edginess, and overall use of it in all forms both practical and sexual. As the winner, you will need to present yourself in Canterlot for the award ceremony. You are the first stallion to ever win this award since it’s founding over two thousand years ago. We hope you feel accomplished today and look forward to you and your butt appearing at the awards.

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Despite what you might think, there is no clop in this. And I have Silver Quill's permission to use this art.

Pre Read and Edited by: ugugg93, Seether 00, and WIL_I_ZEN

This story is a sequel to Luna makes toast.

One average evening, one average princess, one average kitchen, and one average checklist on how to cook... Somehow, this sounds very familiar.

A simple one-Shot about sweet Celestia doing perhaps one of the most mundane tasks... Again, this sounds familiar.

After discovering a package filled with a strange-smelling plant on her porch, Twilight finds a note inside saying to smoke it with the glass device included. She has no idea what's going to happen, but like a good faithful student, she sends her findings to Princess Celestia.

Celestia lays an egg, really, there's nothing more to it.

Okay maybe a love triangle is involved somehow, but that's really it.

This story is a sequel to Misadventures in Manehattan

Ponyville is a dusty little town that wasn't very well-known. Gradually, it's gotten more popular over the years, because some great ponies have left and risen to the top. Grace Manewitz and Coco Pommel are not those sort of ponies, yet.

And if they keep ditching work like this, they certainly won't be going anywhere...

Temporary cover art edited by moi.

Love Tap experiences another morning of the joys of parenthood with her son Button Mash.

Yesterday, the Cakes put Pumpkin and Pound on the train to head off to their first year at college.

Yesterday had been a very, very hard day.

Today will be worse.

Applejack isn't known for being romantic. She's sometimes too blunt and straightforward with what she has to say, so it's not exactly easy for her to play mysterious.

But, when it comes to a certain Pegasus, she can't seem to form words to use at all.

Don't let the comments spoil the story, please.