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The Abyss


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After discovering a package filled with a strange-smelling plant on her porch, Twilight finds a note inside saying to smoke it with the glass device included. She has no idea what's going to happen, but like a good faithful student, she sends her findings to Princess Celestia.

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My sides!!! Oh, my sides, they hurt!

You actually posted it. God damn.

I have no words. Only emoticons.

:rainbowlaugh::derpytongue2:

That ending did it. I want to know what the sun looks like when the Sun Princess is stoned.

Liked, faved, never ever ever stop writing

I knew you would post it. I mean, who wouldn't?

Perfect. Just perfect :twilightsmile:
Now for the others >:3

If you read this when your high its hilarious ( if you can focus on it long enough)

I was going to lower the sun until I got high
I was going to wake up Luna until I got high
The sun is still shining and I know why

Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
:trollestia:

Chapter 2 : Sun Princess. Go.

He reached in and grabbed another clawful,

:rainbowlaugh:

Wade #14 · Sep 1st, 2014 · · 1 ·

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Aww yehh...

Coulda used less Them Gettin' Blazed and more Them Bein' Blazed but w / e

Fun read, thumbs up! :moustache:

Now tat I got some needed sleep... I was able to enjoy this. Brings back good times lol

Omg wed is bad 4 u

420MLGXXNOSCOPEMASTERXXSMOKEWEED

My avatar Hashity agrees with this story:moustache:

Aww DAMN! That vid got deleted!:flutterrage: Btw I laughed my sides to the Uranus.

4937726 Yeah, I took it off of the story lol. You can still find it in my blog about the story.

Oh thank you, you're a good guy for not letting me down.

Two princesses hopped up on.........yup. Equestria's doomed. :pinkiegasp:

Fun read. :)

Dat marejuana.

"Byoutiflul"~JonTron :trollestia:

4936501 It is funny because it is 4:20 long.


“What?”

“Hold it in… yeah… hold it all in… hahaha…” Spike said, trying to hide his smile with his other claw.

“Uh… you okay?” Twilight asked as she cocked her head to the side.

These three paragraphs are too close to one another.

This was pretty funny. Stoner comedy is not really my thing, but I can see the appeal. And the thought of best pony stumbling around in a stoned haze with a bad case of "the munchies" is just too adorkable for words.:twilightsheepish::twilightoops::twilightblush:

KBO.:twilightsmile:

4938684 Lol, thanks for catching those. :twilightblush:

I feel another trip to the 'Dam' coming on, hehe :derpyderp1:

Oh my friggen gosh, hahahahaha, that was funny. XD

4936547
the person who drew that has no idea how to use a bong. Shes deep throating the bong....

god i love this! great work

4940067
I like to imagine it's just a very accurate depiction of Twilight hitting a bong without having any idea how to hit a bong.

and i was just lighting up a bowl, too.:pinkiehappy:
weed is fuckin' awesome!

....is there any left?

I SAID, IS THERE ANY LEFT! :twilightangry2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzEemp1SLOM

I'm well aware that there's a PMV of this song; it's just that I prefer this version.

this is really funny, except i think that cannabis is extremely dangerous to, um, 'our' horses and ponies. I suppose it could be safe for equestrians.

4936239 Isn't anything hilarious when you're high?

4940949 yes. I agree with this statement

Stoned Celestia? The sun is going to go ape-:fluttershyouch:-t

So she finds an unidentified device on the ground with an anonymous letter that tells her to use it and she just uses it? If Twilight Sparkle is any indication, all you need to wipe out all of Equestria is a fucking light grenade.

WEED!

Abyss, y u do dis? Ur 2 genius.

Seriously, yeah, brilliant.

4941701 Or a nice cartoony bundle of dynamite. Spike was recklessly lighting shit on fire without waiting for any instructions from Twilight, whose abilities he normally respects and admires.

>>Daedalus
True enough

I usually can't stand one shots, but this one was actually pretty good! Weed isn't that potent, but... you know.

4944164 Maybe if it was laced with something else haha

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