Twilight reads a book about literature and, analysing her world, decides that everything she does is planned by someone other than her.

She does not take it very well.

Rated Everyone for adult humour.

now with a reading

Don't expect quality from this fic.

Being a creator means creating your own world, where you pour your love and heart into it.

In a stormy night, after a strange event in her office, Lauren Faust gets teleported into the magical land of Equestria. The land... that she created. What will she do now? How will she return to the reality from her own imagination? Will she even be willing to leave?

Pinkie Pie gets her friends to explain various aspects of Ponydom to the audience (aka a wall of Sugar Cube Corner's kitchen). A silly story poking fun at some of the fan-produced elements of MLP.

Did you know that Colgate moved to Ponyville from Hoofington to set up her own dental office?
Did you know that Vinyl Scratch was fired by Hoity Toity after being asked to model for him? (To which her answer was "Buck off!")
Did you know that Derpy Hooves' eyes were messed up in an accident which involved Berry Punch, who doesn't even LIKE wine?
Did you know that Octavia has trouble paying the bills? Or that Dr. Whooves is really just a doctor? (Probably.)

Of course you don't know these things, they all happened off screen or in the background. Well not today!

Follow a dentist, two musicians, a d.j., a candy merchant, a doctor, a mail-mare, and a party goer on various silly adventures and shenanigans around Equestria.

((One more thing guys, I hope to submit this to EQD after I hit three chapters, and I don't have anyone to edit for me, so if you just so happen to notice a grammar or spelling mistake while you read, it would mean a lot to me if you could leave a quick comment. -Potatoarmy))

When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*

Golden eyes and a large, curved front tooth were the first give-aways. I was changing and I knew it. I was changing into the monster from my dreams, no, my nightmares.

That wasn't all though. He left me a last little gift as he called it, sending me into a deep slumber only to awaken inside the room of a large white horse with a horn and wings. And she did not look happy.

Adjusting to a land filled with ponies is hard, adjusting to a land filled with ponies whilst you can feel your body and mind change is harder.

I had hoped that if I write down my memoirs I would escape him, escape his influence and his power and his alterations.

How wrong I was. Now I can only recite my tale as I feel the last shards of my sanity leave me. As I feel him beginning to take over.

You can find the artist of the picture at: Poor Yorick
I'll add tags/characters later depending on what I plan for this.

I suppose you're wondering why I'm here. It didn't have to end up like this. But I'm really glad with how it turned out. I was so excited to have quiet in the hospital after my accident. For a while, it was really nice. Then it got boring. I can't stand boring. So I left.
Ponyville's a great place for me. There's these six ponies who all seem to like me. It's all so amusing. They think I'm this soft, silent, little sweetie. I'll soon prove them wrong...

NOT a self-insert.
Extra special thanks to EternalShadow54

Why won't everypony leave Cheerilee alone about being single?!

(Featured on EqD.)

(Audio versions by Mr Kenyon and FarnesyFudge.)

Bon Bon's voice is funny, and that's about all that anypony who meets her notices, as her marefriend Lyra soon steals the spotlight with her explosive personality, strange obsessions, and curious beliefs. And why not? Bon Bon is, after all, a perfectly ordinary, boring pony in every way but two: her voice, and the carefully kept secret that she isn't really a pony.

(Edit:) Now with an annotated version, courtesy of the incomparable Shoggoth Lord!

Cheerilee is a sheltered, over imaginative, home schooled filly about to start her first day at Ponyville Elementary. Lyra is an energetic hooligan with a keen interest in the unusual. Bonbon is a clueless, young pony who somehow gets pulled into her childhood friend's shenanigans. And Derpy is a clumsy, young pegasus with a troublesome past.

What happens when these four fillies are placed into the same classroom along with several other unique students? The past happens—er, happened? Just read the story...