Pinkie, as a baker, can make toast. Once you justifiably discard Sweetie Belle, just about anypony can make toast. So what is it about Pinkie's toasting skills which has this new stallion so fascinated as to try and ensure she'll never make toast for anypony else again?

Well, whatever it is, let's just hope his obsession somehow gets him killed off before any possible sequel.

Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.

(Cover art by Miss Dior, found on Favim, located thanks to happy coincidence.)

Celestia has only one chance.

To save her little ponies from the Toast Apocalypse, she has nothing but an old scroll and a spell. And a list of unpredictable consequences.

It's all about quantum fields and probabilities.

Twilight Sparkle: "Pinkie Pie, could you please stop trying to eat me?"

This story is pretty wholesome and suitable for everyone, despite the potentially contentious subject matter. Bon Appetit!

Feat 29-30 March. Pretty good.

Rainbow must fight an evil chair that attacks her! (it is very evil)

Written as part of a personal speedwriting challenge with goal of "writing bad intentionally". I didn't exactly succeed but this exists now.

Now with an audio-reading by StraightToThePointStudio!

Death is a natural part of life. Exploding out of your anus, however, is not.

Dedicated to TGM, Rainedash, and Kamikakushi, who gave their lives in the prereading of this work. May they rest in peace.

After a bad incident that leaves you in a coma you find yourself in Equestria where you discover the love of your life, Twilight Sparkle.
*Warning! this fanfic has been known to cause brain cancer in the state of California.*

If we couldn't use copyrighted material we couldn't write fan fiction, right?
Answer: Of course we could, We just have to tip toe around certain words and phrases. This is an example of such a fic. This is loosely based off of "Party of One."

Everyone is out of character or extremely warped.

This was written based on very ignorant understandings of how the SOPA/PIPA thing works.

I shouldn't have to explain who is who in this story.

It was there a second ago,
I don't know where it went.

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My thanks to GORynytch for translating this into Russian
Links can be found here. Tabun, FicBook, PonyFiction, and Google Docs

"The Everfree Forest doesn't know what went wrong! A collection of random stories about ponies in need of chaos threatens to be happy. What will become an apple tree, and what will become a mysterious dream? The final foal awakens. Will she destroy gravity?"

A 'My little Pony' fanfiction written using Botnik’s Predictive Keyboard. A collaboration between man and machine, in the same vein as “Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like A Large Pile of Ash”.

Teen rating for quite possibly the most bizarre innuendos you'll ever read.

Special thanks to FanOfMostEverything, and everyone involved in his multi-author shorts-collections "Never the Final Word (Vol. 2)" and "Group Precipitation" for providing the input data.

Twilight Sparkle understands that change is essential for life just as well as anypony.

But is it always for the best?

Written for the May 2015 Writeoff "I Regret Nothing"

Needless to say, I did not win.