It was there a second ago,
I don't know where it went.

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My thanks to GORynytch for translating this into Russian
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"The Everfree Forest doesn't know what went wrong! A collection of random stories about ponies in need of chaos threatens to be happy. What will become an apple tree, and what will become a mysterious dream? The final foal awakens. Will she destroy gravity?"

A 'My little Pony' fanfiction written using Botnik’s Predictive Keyboard. A collaboration between man and machine, in the same vein as “Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like A Large Pile of Ash”.

Teen rating for quite possibly the most bizarre innuendos you'll ever read.

Special thanks to FanOfMostEverything, and everyone involved in his multi-author shorts-collections "Never the Final Word (Vol. 2)" and "Group Precipitation" for providing the input data.

Twilight Sparkle understands that change is essential for life just as well as anypony.

But is it always for the best?

Written for the May 2015 Writeoff "I Regret Nothing"

Needless to say, I did not win.

Twilight Sparkle was just writing down a note on the definition of infinity.
It could have been a simple note.
Just a note.

But then Pinkie Pie showed up...

Rainbow Dash was just cruising through life, one cupcake at a time. However, after a freak encounter in the kitchens of Sugarcube Corner, the pegasus finds herself faced with something she's never encountered before: love.

However, this is not your average love story. For you see, the object of her affection isn't some handsome stallion with a windswept mane and gorgeous abs. No; her love is a sink.

Now, Rainbow must face the challenges that come with love, all while learning to deal with strange urges, teething children, and dresses.

This fic is also available in French and Italian! Thanks to Bro-Nie and FiMvisible, respectively, for their hard work.

A big thanks to Golden Vision and Pav Feira, my editors! This fic would be even worse without them!

Princess Celestia had planned on taking a leisurely walk to the princess store, but the angry mob of humans had different plans. Plans involving a gatling gun. Plans that were totally ruined by the fact that ponies are immune to bullets.

Princess Celestia isn't angry about being shot 287 times.

OCCASIONALLY, WHEN RELAXING BETWEEN MONSTER TRUCK RALLIES AND ROCKET LAUNCHES, TWILIGHT "SCREW IT" SPARKLE RELAXES WITH A BOOK BY THE WARM FIRELIGHT OF OTHER LESSER BOOKS. LITERALLY, A BOOK, AS ONLY HER OWN AUTOBIOGRAPHY CAN SURVIVE THE SCRUTINY OF A GOD AMONG GODS-WHO-SUBSEQUENTLY-BECOME-MEWLING-WHELPS-BEFORE-HER-EYE-SEARING-GLORY.

THIS IS HER STORY.

AS IF YOU'D READ ANY OTHER.

(DUE TO A SURPRISINGLY APPROPRIATE WORDCLOUD, COVER ART NOW EXISTS. YOU MAY REJOICE.)

Kanye West interrupts Sunny's disappointing moment where she tries to restore magic with only two crystals. Kanye being Kanye ensues.

Yes, I did this. And yes, you're welcome.

Rated T because YEEZUS

The terrifying tale of the most notorious mass murderer in the history of Ponyville.

Sweetie Derelle, the alternate reality Sweetie Belle, has arrived in Equestria to save everyone. That includes driving a bus full of orphans at high speed through Canterlot to make sure it doesn't explode. Also into Canterlot Castle. Specifically Celestia's Bedroom. Along the way, the hero everyone deserves known as Donut Joe will help the transdimensional trashcan-mouthed monstrosity complete her mission.

But can the city, and Rarity, learn to love this goggly-eyed savior from another dimension?

No. Probably not.

--You might like this if you also like:--
Things on FIre
Sweetie Belle causing FIres
Fire-on-FIre
Explosions and Things Exploding
Donut Joe Being Totally Boss
High Speed Chases and High Speed Destruction
Celestia Getting Hit by a Bus
Complete Disregard for the Safety of the Canterlot Public
Apples

Rated T caused there are explosions and children exploding and destruction and like two swear words (gasp!)

Bus image from here: http://www.zigzagging.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/explosion-3.jpg