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PaulAsaran


Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

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    Created by PaulAsaran
    - September, 2023
Found 53 stories in 231ms

Total Words: 1,226,731
Estimated Reading: 3 days

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Twilight discovers that a new tea shop has opened up in Ponyville with an owner a bit on the tyrannical and overlordy side. However, business seems to be booming, even if the proprietor is still totally evil... with his prices!


Big thanks to my editors Majin Syeekoh, Skeeter The Lurker, and Themaskedferret for all their wonderful help!

The awesome cover art can be found here.

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Dylan is a dedicated UPS worker. Yes, dedicated UPS workers exist.

When a box arrives at the local UPS office containing a small pony, the staff tries everything they can to deal with it until somebody picks it up.

Rated R for package gore.

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The back of this slim volume reads as follows:

On winter's nights, when cold winds blow outside and ponies everywhere huddle around the fireplace, friends and family often pass the time by telling stories to one another. Many of these fanciful tales have been told and re-told for generations, and the most enduring ones have become immortalized in folklore as pony tales.
My brother and I have travelled the land, gathering many of these stories, and now present this collection for your entertainment. We hope you find them as interesting as we did.

~Scarlet Quill, of the Quill Siblings

Most of the pages are blank, but as you watch, neatly-penned words begin to fill the first few pages all on their own. Already, one story has completed itself. It appears to tell the tale of the First Changeling...


(Partially inspired by LadyMoondancer's Gobbling and Other Traditional Pursuits. More short stories may be added later as new chapters.)

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Rather than throwing her own New Year's party, Pinkie Pie decides to attend one already being thrown. She goes with all of her friends, only to discover that one of her old friends is hosting it.

And he seems to be coming onto Pinkie...


Gift for Summer Dancer


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December is a really cold time. Even though Adagio would much rather stay in bed, her wife, Sunset Shimmer, wants to play a few games with some of their mutual friends. As it turns out, cocky sirens aren't exactly accustomed to paying taxes. So, in an attempt to avoid them, Adagio turns to the most evil and disgusting option to get out of that responsibility. A career in politics...


Hello, everyone! I hope you are all having a great Christmas and holiday season! This story is a Christmas gift for my good friend, Mon668~ She's been a great friend to me for two years now and I tried my best to make a story that she and everyone else would laugh at. This idea was spawned from a crack dream I had, but I feel like it has just enough humor to be a good story~ Merry Christmas, Mon! And happy holidays to everyone around the world!

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As an average student at Canterlot Academy, Shining Armor usually spends daily life worrying about O&O campaigns, guard training, and ignoring the incessant gossiping of his more popular friends.

But with the gossiping turning to the new transfer student, a dropout from Celestia's own Magic Academy, Shining finds himself more interested than he's willing to admit in the new arrival. Especially when it feels like all of his friends look to be to be pushing him towards this seemingly dark and stoic new arrival.


Written for the M/M Shipping Contest III! And to fulfill my need to keep writing about Sunburst and his various boyfriends.

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Night Light sets things into motion. Who can really know the future?

Editor: Professional Prose Pony: Soaring

Art by: Crosmir

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At Applejack's wake, Apple Bloom demands to know how Granny Smith, who actually died two centuries ago and has overseen Sweet Apple Acres ever since, is not only still alive but hasn't aged a day during the two decades they've known each other. The answer is fruit.

An Apple a Day is a work of absurdism.

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Princess Twilight loves literature, and uses her new found royal prestige to host a symposium in Ponyville.

It's all sunshine and skittles until the authors start showing up.

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Vinyl Scratch was the best musician Octavia Melody knew, a brilliant performer and blazing fast composer. When Vinyl unexpectedly passes away, Octavia takes the loss of her roommate hard. As Octavia prepares for a career-making performance with the Manehattan Philharmonic, she is haunted by her memories of Vinyl and the music they made together.

Reviewed by TCC56 on February 21, 2024.

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