A minor accident at Sweet Apple Acres sends Big Macintosh to Ponyville in the middle of applebuck season. At first, things seem fine. But then some of the mares begin acting a little...oddly.

Then very oddly. Turns out every other stallion skipped town for a very good reason.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

When Soarin’s pride and manliness are on the line, he will resort to anything to defend them. Sadly, Soarin doesn’t always have the brightest ideas. So will his newest plan ‘Operation Prove I’ma Man’ end in glory and impressed teammates, or will it end in utter failure and shame? He will have to pull out all stops in an attempt to steal Rainbow Dash’s panties!

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Krieg wanders the Pandora wastes, slaughtering everyone in his way, at least those who deserve it. Inside the labyrinth of his mind though there is an emptiness. The former Krieg has abandoned his mortal shell to seek happiness in a new land, but little known to him... the psycho hasn't abandoned him...

All characters and names belong to Gear Box and Hasbro, yadda yadda yadda

(Featured 8-3-14! Although I think it was featured before BUT I missed it. I AM EXCITE!)

[One-shot][Half-trollfic]

I was in Equestria, and then I broke a Pinkie Promise.

I had to run for my dear life, since I was going to freaking die.

Luna shoves a cellphone up her plot, and the result is GREAT, CLASSIC LITERATURE!
Also a fart joke.
I'm very sorry.
Written in 30 minutes while singing (no, not listening to, but literally screaming it at the top of my lungs) Psychostick's "Dumb Song."
Image stolen from this sane individual.

Celestia awakens one fine morning, only to find that her toaster has been acting up. Upon further investigation, it is no ordinary toaster... but one that she thought to have defeated long ago. So, she assembles a crack team to deal with the nasty machine. Toast ensues.

Twilight can not find her pillow.

A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...

Probably the best story you will ever read. Twilight and the gang engage in an activity at a place at an unspecified time. Some form of emotions and actions ensue and the activity ends at a time that is different from the one where the activity started. Scratch that, definitely the best story you will ever read.

For all you lazy people:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgYqJ8KhTxg

Throughout all of history, one concept has kept both the written and spoken word from becoming an unintelligible mess. That concept is that most holy of grounds known by some as "grammar." It sets down rules for language to follow, and keeps it free of distortion.

Yet something is wrong. The rules are failing. And only one pony so much as suspects that something is wrong. Something that goes deeper than a simple appearance of errors. Something that could be an attack on the very root of language itself.