So, there's this one universe, filled with rainbows and sunshine and ponies. You know that one, right? Well, about two dimensions to the left was this other universe with just about the same stuff, plus a few other things. One of those few other things being me, and another being a pony me. And no, we didn't screw... much.

(All of those downvotes are from before the rewrite. And it truly was awful. Trust me when I say it's much better now.)

A parody fan fiction of Human in Equestria stories. Much of the scenes are based off the unrealistic actions HiE fics tend to create.

The two teenagers James and Scott have entered Equestria through a portal. The duo must fight to survive as their actions cause the world to fall into pieces around them.

Authors Note: While it is a parody, it does have a story which may or may not be unique, I honestly have no idea if I have accidentily ripped off it without noticing. No, the description is not intentionally bad, its just hard to not give away the plot points.

This is a realistic view on how shipping would actually happen in the show. Almost every pony has been shipped with everypony else, but this is what would actually happen if two ponies ever attempted at a relationship.

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No offense to any shippers, even though you shouldn't take any. If anypony would like to see any other shippings done on this fic, just leave a comment. Maybe I'll write it if I feel like it.

Derpy is eating a blueberry muffin, which doesn't seem very exciting. But for one of the blueberries, he sees a normal old nom-nom as a daring attempt on his life, and he strives for survival in an epic tale of reminiscence and philosophy.

Naturally, it doesn't go as planned.

This is just a one-shot that I wrote one day when I was bored. I hope you enjoy!

A parody of a genre of fanfiction that we oh so love and hate. This was done out of pure enjoyment, not spite. Except for one particular fanfic that I shall not name ever. Flyingspud does know so ask him about it.

Remember: I don't hate the Self Insert genre. I have read some self inserts that I enjoyed very much. I just really hate the bad ones. Those are like the worst things I have ever read in fanfiction. I can name a few but that's a different story for a different day.

Contains just about every character I care about but I can't just put all their character tags. That would just be silly and against the rules.

After making a hat that can see into the past, Colgate goes out into town. However, she quickly learns that not everything should see the light of day.

When there's a problem with the royal sisters, somepony usually has to explain it to The Captain of the guard, Shining Armour.
How in Equestria do they decide which pony gets to take on this unenviable duty?
It's an ancient art, passed down from the senior ranks, taking years to master. Something no normal pony could ever hope to match and only the extraordinary ponies of the royal guard could possibly hope to pull off with rigour and discipline.

Why they play Rock Paper Scissors of course.

Inspired by a moment from my other story, Collars and Cuffs Tailoring.
Follow on story Pung!

What happens when you discover that your most private of sanctuaries is no longer there? Two beings, one man and one pony, learn just that when they find that their bathrooms are no longer their own. How do these beings handle this strange occurrence and will they let it get in their way?

Since This isn't my bathroom! did so well and I was told by many to do more, I have transformed this into a short series where one poor man will be subjected to more room swaps than should ever happen. Yes, the first addition to the bathroom is the kitchen..

I never wanted this. I never wanted to cause pain. I never wanted to be a bane. I wanted to live.

With Queen Chrysalis still disguised as the bride, Cadance, and Twilight sealed in Crystal Mines below, things begin to go askew as the chaos she's causing has an unintended side-effect.

'Surely you could have done better than that, Chrysie.'

[Chapter Two is now up! However, being fresh, expect there to be a refined version sometime later.]

(Things will become clear soon enough.)

Looking for editors and pre-readers. http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/23471 Apply if interested.
Cover image (temporarily) by glancojusticar