(This chapter is not the actual ending, and is instead the ending I originally intended, with added references to previous chapters. I am releasing it as the actual ending might annoy people who enjoyed previous chapters, as the actual ending is not even comedy)
James turned from the portal to look at the mare he loved, Rainbow Dash smiled and started walking over to hug him. She felt the warmth of James leave her as he pushed away from her body.
“What?” asked Rainbow.
“Yeah, I’m going to go home” said James casually.
“But…but what about us, what about Equestria” stuttered Rainbow Dash.
“So your thinking I would choose to probably to fuck a small blue horse, again, or the chance of fucking a hot human female in the hopeful future”
“Yeah because that would so happen” said Scott sarcastically.
“Anyway” started James, “I also have to help stop an army of zombies who seem to get progressively stronger unless they were a background character before they were zombified”
“But I thought you loved me” cried Rainbow Dash, tears welling up in her eyes.
“Wow for a complete asshole, I am really good at acting” said James, walking up to Rainbow and kicking her in the wing, causing her to tumble onto her side as James burst out laughing.
“err James, that was a little cruel” said Scott, who was now concerned.
“Fuck off Scott, you’re not even the protagonist of this story!” yelled James. Rainbow Dash slowly got up off the ground, and limped away with her now broken wing, completely unable to fly. She disappeared into the nearby forests. Soon afterwards, the duo heard her cry out in pain followed by the growls of a large amount of zombies.
“We may want to leave” said James as they walked up the steep hill, which the portal sat upon. As the duo reached the top, the zombies had swarmed around the hill, like a boat surrounded by a sea of death.
“You know what James, fuck you!” yelled Scott has he stood in front of the portal. He turned to James, who stopped in front of him, and swiftly kicked James in the balls.
“FUCK, what was that for!” yelled James, now crouched on the ground cradling his balls.
“That’s for letting me get bucked in the balls so many times!” Scott kicked James again in the balls, “That was for pushing me out of the car!” James collapsed as he was kicked in the balls again, “That was for almost turning this into a romance/clop fic, and this…” Scott stuck his foot under James’s side, pushing him down the hill, “is for taking me here and starting a fucking zombie apocalypse causing the death of all the ponies I held dear to me back home!”
James rolled down the hill into the advancing sea of zombies, managing to land on his feet and push a few zombies away, expertly fending them off. James was suddenly crashed tackled by a familiar blue pegasus.
“You are not AWESOME enough to live!” screamed Rainbow Dash as she and James disappeared under the horde of zombies, the screams of James echoing throughout the forest as Scott watched his friend for the last time.
James was dead, not to even come back as a zombie, as humans were immune to the virus. Scott finally realised:
It was over.
“I’ll see you in hell James,” he said as he fell backwards through the portal, “It was worth it!” yelled Scott, his voice disappeared through the portal as he was sucked through the purple light. The portal to Equestria closed in front of him, the once colourful land, now a land of death and hardship, faded out.
Minutes later, Scott was launched out of the portal. Landing in a field of grass, he looked around. This was not his home.
“Wait, if the portal doesn’t just go between Earth and Equestria, where am I?” asked Scott. He saw the dark shadow of a cubic man walking from a small cubic house.
“Remember ME!” yelled Steve, walking closer, the sunshine now showing his blue shirt in full colour. His shirt had large stains of blood on it, his bloody blue sword glistening in the sunlight as he walked over to Scott, with a furious expression on his face.
The sun was quickly setting in the distance, and Steve looked around fearfully as five skeletons impaled him in the back with arrows, leaving him bleeding to death on the grass, his blood pooling on the ground. Scott picked up the sword as a horde of hundreds of zombies, skeletons and what appeared to be giant walking green penises approached from behind the small house. Scott readied his sword.
“Let’s do this!” he said as he charged towards the monsters.
THE END
(Fan fic and comedy ending inspired by the amount of obvious plot holes and little stupid parts of My Little Pony. Was inspired (and makes a good credits song for this ending) to make a comedy fan fic with this ending by the greatest song of all time “Dont Stop Me Now” by Queen)