Cloudsdale
“So what now, seems like anything could happen due to the unlikely event we actually have anyone read chapter 2” said James.
“Well I’ve always wanted to see Cloudsdale, but we will need a pegasus, or a balloon to fly us there” replied Scott.
“Well we could just ask that yellow pegasus over there to fly us?”
“Wait, yellow, FLUTTERSHY!” Scott screamed as he ran over to the beautiful pink maned mare.
“What…what are…oh, stop hugging…help me…anypony?” Fluttershy stuttered in horror as Scott started hugging her tightly. Fluttershy got redder and redder until she yelled in rage and pushed Scott to the ground, and bucked him in the balls so hard, the ground beneath them had a large chuck of grass destroyed.
“Bucking asshole!” Fluttershy was startled by her own yell, “Oh…I’m sorry, I’ll just be going”
“Wait, we need somebody to fly us to Cloudsdale before anyone finds out we killed Rarity” said James.
“You killed Rarity?” Fluttershy asked, “Thank Celestia you did, I don’t know why she is in our group, we all hated her”
“So will you fly us?”
“Oh, well I guess I could try, but wouldn’t you fall thro…” Fluttershy was cut off by James throwing Scott onto her back, then jumping in front of Scott.
“Lets go Fluttershy, away!” yelled James, smacking both of Fluttershy’s sides with his feet. Fluttershy turned her head at James with a bemused smile on her face, before beginning her slow flight to Cloudsdale.
Once Fluttershy touched down on Cloudsdale, James immediately jumped off her back, landing softly on the clouds.
“I guess they weren’t kidding when they named it Cloudsdale, how high up are we?” asked James.
“How…how are you even….walking on the clouds without falling through, your not a pegasus?” Asked Fluttershy.
“Have you ever once tested to see whether or not a Earth pony or Unicorn could even walk on Cloudsdale without magic?” replied James.
“Maybe we should of tested that out at some point or another”
“Hey Fluttershy, who’s these guys” said Rainbow Dash, having landed nearby.
“He’s Scott and he’s James” said Fluttershy.
“We’re gonna meet the entire mane six aren’t we James” said Scott.
“Except Twilight, she’s too hard to write” replied James.
“What do you mean, the mane six, how do you even know who we are?” said Fluttershy, who was clearly confused with the whole situation.
“Well you see Fluttershy, I am a fan of a show called My Little Pony, basically, it’s this entire universe in a children’s TV show.” Said Scott.
“I don’t approve of you watching a show I’m guessing is for little girls” said Fluttershy, “Especially since children’s TV shows tend to have lots of…eek, ass shots”
“I don’t mind” said Rainbow Dash, who was now staring at James, almost as if she was turned on by him, which is strange, because not only was he a different species, he wasn’t that attractive. She began rubbing her body up against James, making him more and more uncomfortable.
“You should go do other things, like talk to mares or get a job, like a regular teenage boy,” said Fluttershy judgementally, “Instead of watching a children’s TV designed for little girls” Scott could not take his favourite pony being against the brony fandom, and he began sobbing on the ground.
“Why Fluttershy why?” sobbed Scott.
“And stop talking to me!” screamed Fluttershy as she bucked Scott in the balls, causing him to fall off the edge of Cloudsdale.
“Rainbow Dash, you need to save him!” yelled James, who was now being pushed against a building by Rainbow Dash who was standing on her hind legs with her hoofs balancing her on James, attempting to kiss him. Rainbow Dash paused for a couple of seconds, before saying.
“Uh, all right I guess” she said enthusiastically as she pushed her self off James and dived off Cloudsdale, immediately doing a sonic rainboom and catching Scott with little effort, before doing another sonic rainboom upwards back onto Cloudsdale.
“Yeah, I’m getting really good at doing them” Rainbow Dash bragged, “Now, back to where we left off” Rainbow Dash crash tackled James through a buildings door, closing it with her hoof, madly making out with James.
“Well I just got raped by a xenophile pony” James said one hour later, after leaving the building.
“And for the 5th time today, a pony kicked me in the balls” replied Scott.
“If your so depressed, have a smoke” said Spike, handing a cigarette.
“Spike, what are you doing here?” said Scott.
“Pissing off people who hate plot holes”
“Well I’m usually heavily against smoking, but I am just too confused by this entire universe, so sure” James said as he took the cigarette. “So what does this Cloudsdale use to make money?”
“They make rainbows”
“You can’t be serious”
“I can’t believe you were serious” said James, looking as a stream of liquid rainbow pored from a tube into a pool of rainbow. They had talked the owner into letting them take a tour of the rainbow factory in the centre of town.
“I…I think I’m gonna need another smoke” said James as he flicked the used smoke into the pool of rainbow.
“What did you do that for!” screamed Spike, “Don’t you know rainbows are highly explosive!” Spike started running franticly away from the rainbow factory as the embers of the smoke started catching alight.
The duo ran, reaching the edge of Cloudsdale when the factory exploded, causing a gigantic fireball to spew from the centre of Cloudsdale. Pieces of burning buildings and clouds flew from the floating town as the duo were launched by the explosion, sending them flying into the sky. James got to see the burning hell of Cloudsdale as it rained pieces of it around the countryside. The town had been moved across the lands as it fell apart until it was over ponyville. James could only watch in horror as it bombed the small town, leaving few standing houses.
"Well that went worse then expected" James said as he faded from consciousness.
(Congratulations, you have survived the first two chapters, too bad you are now insane, sorry about that.)
Stats
Page generated in 0.032 seconds
Total duration
886 users online
1,245,231 hits today, 2,364,530 yesterday
FIMFiction
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Follow & Support Us
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
Im really, really sorry about this fellow bronies
689070 but then scott, it wouldn't contrast what you said, maybe i should change it before it goes up, but i think edits reset the queue
'You've got tickets on your self.'
That's what I thought when reading this.
This was bad man I mean bad you broke the rule man never ever send bronies to Equestria.
That's like a carnal sin in HIE stories premise was weak and chances for go humor over looked.
But all in all not so bad that I could not suffer through it.
cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/21412032.jpg
Do it again and my troops will take care of you.
fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/314/f/2/battlefield_3_russian_support_class_by_i_am_thomas-d4fpgse.jpg
I have not read this story but I can't help but notice your drawing with Twilight.
You have no idea how awesome this story is. You better write more of it. It's just too glorious not to continue. I'd also include all the really good parts, but then I'd wind up just reposting the entire chapter as a comment.
4.bp.blogspot.com/-HI1Unx4XR9E/TzhX6r3pFHI/AAAAAAAAAxs/0MKUrj89EJE/s1600/damn-good-stuff-sir.gif
WTH IS UP WITH THE PHOTO
I think I'm retarded after reading this... I WANT MOAR!!!!!!!!
moar.
gamer.ru/system/attached_images/images/000/240/923/original/m1136_Moar2.jpg?1283189479
I just want to say except for rarity dying, this is a lot like how I imagine it would lol
Moar moar!
Yeah this is an awesome story please continue it.
eh, this crap is teetering on the border between completely awful and so-bad-that-it's-good.
Oh and your grammar sucks.... it's 'HOOVES' not 'hoofs' GAWD!
690260 i dident draw that
690811 i know that, i left some purpose mistakes in for grammer nazis
690294 tats the best picture i could find when i searched "facehoof".
All i'm sayin is, I LOVE THIS BLOODY INTERNET
690409 I would kill her, or I could make her the new god of equestria MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA.
ya know, by using pinkie pie logic
690260 Where did you dig it up? That is amusing
691113 click the word source underneath the picture
689088 what does that even mean?
And people, sadly I could not find a meme of homer simpson riding the toy giant squid, yelling im happy
691300 1. it's called Google. Use it.
2. It means 'you're full of yourself.'
3. Stuff homer simpson find a pic of peter griffon riding a mechanical bull.
oh and sorry people, i'm running out of jokes, there will only be 1 more chapter
691385 But there's so much more material! You can't end it so soon!
Not bad...destroying everything bronies love.
691460 true, i want to, i guess i wont skip over how they get back to the portal
691617 it is fun to destroy things people love. Its also fun to make fun of yourself. However all this getting bucked in the balls is not just to insult bronys, but to insult my actual friend scott (aussie rebel, hes top of comments) who used to constantly get sack-waked
691702
It's always satisfying to screw over good friend. Are you going to destroy Manehatten next?
691712 I dont know enough about it, i was think of making this longer, so i dont know, well, i guess we can go to manehatten, the problem is is that there isn't much known about manehatten. You have given me alot to think about. Although im now regreting destroying two of the three places that have had major parts in the show
i dident think this one through
691833
I can relate to not thinking your plot ideas through. However, since not much is known about Manehatten it gives a you a creative license where you can make it into what ever you want it to be...same can be said about any other city.
691843 ok then, it will now be the city of super ponys, BATPONY AWAY!!!
im not kidding
691843 wait, creative license, but now everyone we see my complete lack of creativity
Thankfully, im writing a parody, so that died a LONG time ago.
Well i guess the cantorlot chapter can wait :D
691962
Save the capital for last.
689088 I tried to be more of an asshole then usual in the fic. Hense the arson, murder, canobolism and semi nuking cloudsdale
Sounds bout right
People, simply because you were nice enough to scream MOAR in the comments, im going to make FUCKTONS of plotholes, and unexaplained shit. Because you know, im an asshole
691330 but in that simpsons scene, he actually says "IM HAPPY"
@last line
Haha im already insane