Teenage Brony from Australia, willing to try his hand at fan fiction. Likes video games, reading, MLP (obviously), Doctor Who, milk, looking at funny internet videos, and finding loopholes in logic.
Derpy is eating a blueberry muffin, which doesn't seem very exciting. But for one of the blueberries, he sees a normal old nom-nom as a daring attempt on his life, and he strives for survival in an epic tale of reminiscence and philosophy.
Naturally, it doesn't go as planned.
This is just a one-shot that I wrote one day when I was bored. I hope you enjoy!
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What? What? That was awesome. Thank you for this delicious insight to the mind of a fruit.
this is getting featured. i called it.
Well i have a new respect for blue berries
I bring my leg down and release the berry. it goes flying through the air and it lands on the ground with a satisfying splat.
The "it" should be capitalized.
This is gonna be yum! I think to myself as I open my mouth and chomp down on it.
Italicize the "This is gonna be yum!" bit.
And that's all I could catch. This was quite funny, by the way, and if it doesn't get featured, I'll punch the site's reader-base in the face.
Why am i so sad... Y U MAKE A FIC ABOUT THIS WHEN I HAVE WEIRD ATTACHEMENTS TO INANIMATE OBJECTS! I ALWAYS KNEW THEY HAD THOUGHTS!!!!
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That was glorious. I don't know why, but it seems that these sorts of things are so much better than stories that are actually about ponies primarily. The way you described things from the berry's point of view was excellent, I hope they don't try anything later...
Well, my praise is done. Time to go eat some blueberry muffins!
Good day.
Oh, shit. I just ate a fruit salad.
For when this gets featured, i was the 14th person to like this!!! Just thought you all should know.
@ FanNotANerd
Whoops, thanks for that. Fixing now.
This is highly amusing. Very good work.
If you called Derpy a boy, then shes a girl.
inb4 feature
Dafuq?
This was a very...interesting read.
As far as spelling and grammar, I only have one recommendation as to the second paragraph, in which you seem to kinda overdo it on using the word "bush." But that's just nitpicking--thumbs up!
This is the greatest story ever written by anyone EVER!
lol
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YUMMY YUMMY...?
That blueberry got HUHOWNED!
I had more fun reading that than I should have...
LOL. I thought this was good. Godspeed and goodluck.
This is just beautiful. I think I am going to go have a Blueberry Muffin right now....that was the moral of this story right?
I take it this is a mock epic? Kind of like something by Alexander Pope?
Awesomesauce. But who cares about blueberries anyways? Right?
Well... not even vegetarians are safe any more...
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YES
This is probably the most unique story I have ever read and I found it thoroughly entertaining.
At first I was like
But then I lol'd
Honestly, this is well written, philisophical, (That's a nightmare to spell) and just plain funny. Interesting idea, to be sure.
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before i read i was like
*angel's sing
LOLWUT
after i read i was like
Wow...Just wow man. That's... surprising deep with a good sense of humor, I the great blueberry hath conquered the mighty beast
, HUZZAH!
And the moral of today's story is... Don't eat blueberry muffins without making 100% sure the berries are all dead
I am thumbs-up #60, and I approve of this confusing, but awesome, story of death and muffins.
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This blueberry was 20% cooler then the others.
I was like "this is gonna be depressing", but then I read it and I was like "LMAO"!
You made a story about a BLUEBERRY awesome. TWENTY Spike's with mo's fo' yo'.
I personally dislike blueberries, it got what it deserved! (He only hates them because he's scared.) Brain, stop interfering with my commentry!