Why Humans should never be allowed in Equestria

by Rainbow_Dashtruction


Crossroads of Destiny

The duo sped away on Rainbow Dash as the city fell to the zombie horde, the guards were clearly outnumbered by the zombies, and quickly fell. James had been lucky when they did, with them ready to impale him on crossbow bolts and all. The trio didn’t have anywhere left to run, everywhere had been taken, except Manehatten, but they had already been attacked by the mob there, and returning probably wouldn’t be the brightest of ideas.

“I think we have only one place left to go, I guess this is the end of our adventure in Equestria” said James. Unseen by James, Rainbow Dash was biting her lip, unclear on what do.

The trio landed in the forest, the portal that had taken them to Equestria, and started everything that happened, shone faintly of a purple glow. It was far fainter then when they came originally however, it must be weakening, and it looked like it was going to disappear at any moment.

“It’s time for us to go Rainbow Dash” said James.

“Maybe I don’t want you to go, maybe I had the time of my life the past few days” Replied Rainbow Dash.

“Wait wha…” said James as Rainbow Dash kissed him on the lips, standing on her hind legs. Rainbow Dash was expecting resistance, but was shocked to see him kiss back.

“Wait what, since when does he have enough charisma to turn this into a generic HiE story!?” yelled Scott. Rainbow Dash fell onto her back with James now on top of her, still kissing her.

“I stand corrected, a generic clop fic HiE story?” said Scott, facepalming. James stoped kissing Rainbow and stood up.

“Good, we were already pushing the boundaries on being forced to put the romance tag up, and then this fic would NEVER get another viewer”

“Rainbow Dash, I don’t want to leave you, but I have to go home” said James.

“She raped you like one week ago!” yelled Scott.

“Then James, why don’t you stay?” said Rainbow Dash.

“Because, even if I want to, there is no place left for us here” said James. “If I stay here, the zombies will eventually get us, and if I go to Manehatten, the mob there will get us”

“Why is nobody listening to me?!” yelled Scott.

“Maybe I could come with you?” said Rainbow Dash, now crying.

“The portal doesn’t work on ponies” said James. “Only humanoids, we were originally going to be an epic duo with our trusty dog, solving mysteries between universes, instead, Toby exploded”
James looked towards the sunrise now breaching through the trees, surrounding Rainbow Dash’s crying face in an orange glow, he had never seen something so beautiful in his life. He turned towards the purple glow was almost gone, and it was fading out.

James took one step towards the portal.

(Sorry about the short chapter, but now you can choose what happens next, Chapter 8 is the alternate ending, it is the original ending and has many jokes in rapid fire, and ends completely different to the other ending, which will cross chapter 9-10, no intended, and is the ending I wanted, however I am making the original ending as some people would rather have the comedy this story is made of rather than the action based and emotional ending)