Being a Royal Guard is difficult work, especially when the radio receives a distressing message. How in the world can you react to this?!

While exploring the Everfree, Twilight finds a mysterious refrigeration machine with a can of some kind of ice cold beverage waiting in its receptacle. Wishing to study the machine more, she teleports the can back to her castle as she isn't thirsty, but quickly loses interest as the machine's buttons do not appear to work.

A short time later, another one of those 'totally sealed away threats to the existence of Equestria' type problems reappears - the Rainbow of Darkness - and before anypony can do anything it quickly overwhelms several cities with Ponyville next in its path. The now exhausted Twilight, having no idea how to stop the evil rainbow, decides to have a drink and unwittingly summons the best chance Equestria has of salvation.

My name is Aedan and I'm your average run-of-the-mill guy from Missouri. I served in the Marine Corps for about four years, now I've been out for a year and I'm making a living on the edge of St. Louis. It's not the best of conditions for a guy like me to have to deal with, but I adapt and overcome. Then one Saturday morning on my daily jog I ran into something (well in truth she ran into me) I'd never thought possible. She calls herself 'Princess Luna'. She's alone and confused, but most of all, she wants to go home. And guess who the poor guy is that decided to help her.

rated Teen for talking like a Marine and some... 'Adult' situations...

Nic Cage is the greatest actor ever, but what happens when he meets two alicorn princesses? Well if you read this (and I strongly urge that you don't) You'll find out.

This is me pretty much making fun of all the people who go overboard on April Fool's Day by going overboard myself, just to prove how ridiculous it is...

Not to be taken seriously by any means, and if you do take it seriously... you might need to see someone for some issues

Ever have one of those nightmares where you show up to school in your underwear? Adagio Dazzle has. Except it’s not really a nightmare… in multiple senses of the phrase.

Pinkie tries to convince Twilight to eat some of her parchment. Apparently, paper tastes really good. Twilight's not so sure what to think.

Edited by Harmony Pie

Rainbow Dash was rather happy to have been bought by a human. Of course, her pleasure was quickly changed out for annoyance when said human turns out to be a teenage male. It gets worst when she deals with three particular robot action figures, one who thinks the world will end any day now and the other who would give a certain President a run for his money in paranoia. The third just wants to learn fighting moves from video games. However, she just might warm up to her new owner when she discovers how much he needs a confidence boost from a Rainbow.

Note: Despite being sad, does include some comedic moments. Rated for Rainbow's language.

Inspired by "Upon this Shelf" by kainofthesand so credit to him for the original idea. Do not read if you don't like: plushies and/or sarcasm. Honestly, I have no idea why I wrote this...

In the Garden of Eden, Adam and Pony discuss life, truth, and ear scratches.

[Comedy] [Slice of Apple]

11th place finish in the Writeoff.me short story competition “Forbidden Knowledge”

Twilight has been messaging Dragon Lord Ember for two weeks now, and the other ponies are wondering whom the new Princess’s pen pal is. Twilight gets a brilliant and terrible idea. Cover art by the sensational PixelKitties.

Amidst the frustration of an essay, Rainbow Dash finds herself frustrated. Unfortunate lead to the burning down of Cloudsdale. Hijinks ensue.

In collaboration with Doom Trot.

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