Rainbow Dash was rather happy to have been bought by a human. Of course, her pleasure was quickly changed out for annoyance when said human turns out to be a teenage male. It gets worst when she deals with three particular robot action figures, one who thinks the world will end any day now and the other who would give a certain President a run for his money in paranoia. The third just wants to learn fighting moves from video games. However, she just might warm up to her new owner when she discovers how much he needs a confidence boost from a Rainbow.
Note: Despite being sad, does include some comedic moments. Rated for Rainbow's language.
Inspired by "Upon this Shelf" by kainofthesand so credit to him for the original idea. Do not read if you don't like: plushies and/or sarcasm. Honestly, I have no idea why I wrote this...
Where can I read that story?
Who in their right mind would not like the plushies?!
7184589 Here, I'll send you the link:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/196596/upon-this-shelf
7184593 I know, right? Plushies are cute.
7184600 I own a Fluttershy one. I've never wanted to cuddle with anything more in my 15.76 years of life so far.
Oh, if anyone wants any info on the three Transformers in this story here this should help:
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Dead_End_(G1)
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Breakdown_(G1)
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/High_Score_100
What the heck?
-Dark
7184674 Yeah, to be honest this does have to be one of the weirder things I wrote. The reason I think I did it was to get the idea out of my head, well that and to write a Rainbow Dash focused story that was better then my first attempt which has now been deleted.
7184809 It's not a bad story, but it's by far one of the weirdest and most random I've found since I came to this site. It's definitely not the craziest, that is a different story. I'm just confused about it
-Dark
7185903 Hey, just asking but what would you consider to be the strangest story you have read? I've seen a lot of weird stuff so that could be hard to answer though...
7186265 Oh, definitely that Deadpool in Equestria story by MrAquino. I think that's his name. But yeah, that story is definitely the weirdest story I've ever read. Bar none
-Dark
7186511 Well, to be fair it is Deadpool. Anything with him in it is bound to be out there right?
7186514 True, but even for Deadpool, I find a few chapters absolutely insane. You read it?
-Dark
7186523 Nah, I've got so many other fics I want to get around to reading first. Like Past Sins and a Transformers crossover. Past Sins is so freaking intimidating though with it's length...
7186538 Past Sins?
-Dark
7186681 Yeah, heard how good it was and I figure I should probably find out for myself and see if it lives up to it's fame.
I actually have that plushie.
i996.photobucket.com/albums/af81/Levin_TheKing_Hardin/Mobile%20Uploads/20160127_215935_zpsgdnbbsyo.jpg
7187243 4dimensions does the best work, doesn't they?
7187247 Yes yes they do.
7186684 Never heard of it
-Dark
7190900 ...Seriously, you haven't? The story's downright famous here. If you haven't, maybe you've heard of one of it's main stars namely Nyx.
7190904 Yeah. Deadpool met her, along with a lot of other characters in that Deadpool story I mentioned, including Fluffle Puff, Black Gryphon, Solrac, Screwball, etc
-Dark
7191156 Huh, who'd have thunk?
7191172 That's the thing about that story, that you can make requests for who he meets. He met most of the characters by now I believe, and for the last few chapters, I've been leaving requests that actually get fulfilled.
-Dark
I suppose it could be worse for the plushie, it doesn't take much to imagine what could have happened if she wound up with someone else. . . Comedians have speculated. It was a 'cute' story.
Although some houses around here have asphalt shingling, particularly in older neighborhoods. My house and neighborhood are pretty much like the one Dash described.
So THAT'S why my Rainbow Dash plushie is always on the floor by the time I wake up!
Anyway, nice twist on the "Toy Story" plot, even if this is merely inspired from another fimfic. I actually have the same plushie as the one in the cover photo. If my Dash plushie was semi-sentinent, I hope she wouldn't think of me like that!