I wrote a new story staring this semi-obscure superhero who goes around drinking brand name soda. It's entirely non-serious and the random tag is on it for a reason. But I wanted to see what happened when the infamous Pepsiman and the unusual humor that accompanies his proliferation of advertising simply by his existence was summoned to Equestria in a time of dire need. And I can confirm I was not drinking Pepsi, nor something far more potent in alcoholic content, when this was written.