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During a night hardcore studying in the Castle of Friendship, Twilight is interrupted by ten astronauts who begin doing various tasks around the palace for seemingly no reason. Little did she and the rest of them know, one of these small masked men was actually an impostor! Well... actually, everybody thinks it's Red for some reason. I don't know why.

Among Us Crossover, it's just a One-Shot fanfiction, don't expect too much out of it but I hope you enjoy anyway!

Edit: Jezz! I wasn't expecting the story to make the featured list or get this much attention. I'll be releasing the next chapter around this same time tomorrow! And the chapter after that around the same time again the next day. Thanks for all the support!

Also red is sus.

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A john deere model H's nickname is a Johhny popper, this name comes from the fact that athe engine, while having 12 horsepower, only has 2 cylinders, meaning the exaust will sound like a bunch of 'popping' going on all at once. as you might imaging this scares ponies, dispite the technoligical advancement.

just some drabble, (in other words a complete and utter crackfick. No real value is here. There are a lot of errors you may comment about, just don't be rude about a story I put as much value in one would put into a turd on side of a road)
Though thanks to scarfox 9700, seemingly the only one who shares the interest in antique machinery and copius amounts of destruction

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Since the end of the last Summer Sun Celibration, the Ponyville Post Office has been quite the hub for delivering mail about the return of Princess Luna, and Derpy has been working hard with the recent flow of work. A normal day was about to end, when Princess Celestia came into the humble establishment, expecting not only a package, but requested Derpy Hooves to do the delivery.

What can go wrong?

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Anon and Co. go out for dinner to have some good vibes and even gooder pizza. His friends were prepared for a wonderful outing, that’s not what they got.

Or, Anon is a full grown man who refuses to eat the crust from pizza and gets his comeuppance.

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This story is a sequel to The Incredibly Stupidly Weird Story About 15 Random OCs


It's official. Twilight Sparkle is no longer the smartest.

With the power of not one, not two, not even three crackheads, but a full twenty (that's two tens worth!) of 'em put together, the all-encompassing, all-powerful and all-knowing behemoth known as *gasp* Google is born!

Except this ain't the Googlidoodledoo that y'all use in real life, no--this is Equestria's take on the thing. It runs on chaos magic.

The cherry on top? Discord isn't even in this story.


WARNING: The random tag was found brutally murdered in a blender and turned into a smoothie to write this story.


Original blogpost!

People whose OCs I kidnapped:

  1. BezierBallad

  2. No Name 13

  3. SunnytheSavvy

  4. Connect-the-Pie

  5. NicLove

  6. Zapper Frost

  7. Samuel-Neocros

  8. Possibly me

  9. Twilight Glimmer

  10. amf studios

  11. The Blue EM2

  12. Concordius Lord of Kaos

  13. Heroic412227

  14. BiggerNate91

  15. Deep

  16. Reichtangle

  17. BradyBunch

  18. dshadow14

  19. Light Heart101

  20. Thunderous

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Colgate is a pony of simple pleasures. She wakes up, goes to work, avoids whatever nonsense is plaguing the city of Ponyville today, and heads home, leaving better suited ponies to clean up the weekly mess.

Until one day she wakes up, and it is not tomorrow.

This begins a series of circumstances that will eventually culminate with a conversation with a star, a lifesaving mattress, several pieces of magical cutlery, a series of one-hit KOs, and a chase through the past and the future for the fate of all Equestria.

Just a normal Tuesday in Ponyville, even when the exact date is negotiable.


An entry in the Most Delightful Ponidox, written, rather experimentally, in first person present tense.

Cover art by KozachokZRotom

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Anon’s found himself in hot water, and a courtroom. Why is he in a courtroom? Oh, no major reason I can assure you!

Just the transportation of 152,870 pounds of crack cocaine.

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After Cozy Glow is caught and the world is saved, a single mare has the nerve to blame the hero of the hour for the near destruction of Equestria.

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Bill (local human) and Celestia (local horse) are very close friends. Very, very close. So close it's gratingly obvious that they both plainly want to be even closer still, but despite Celestia's best efforts Bill remains utterly incapable of grasping that this is the direction that they both want it to go in.

Her latest scheme is more direct than those before it, but can it hope to work?

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Late Shift is a late night radio personality in the human world.

She talks a little bit about everything and nothing.

Humans are weird that way, they'll chat about nothing for hours and still feel accomplished.

She's not whining though, it pays the bills.

PoE Story.


This is a Comment Driven Story, where you can call in to chat with Late Shift. Feel free to ask her any questions you feel like, but keep it tasteful. Also if your Oc would like to be a full on guest at 3: 00 A.M. , sign up by sending a PM.

This Week's Topic, Ponies Working Human Jobs.


Inspired by Admiral Biscuit's writing challenge.

Beautiful cover art by, Climaclysm.


Featured On 6/8/20 & 9/21/20!

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