Ok, so I have this really funny joke. You'll love it. Trust me.

Here are 36 pony limricks. All of them suck.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
/ˌhɪ.pəˌpɒ.tə(ʊ)ˈmɒn.stɹə(ʊ)ˌsɛs.kwɪ.pɪˌdɑːl.ɪ.ə(ʊ)ˈfəʊ.bɪ.ə/

(Noun) the fear of seeing, reading, or pronouncing big words.

Usage: The psychiatrist diagnosed her with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

And Rainbow Dash has it. Surely long words don't come about very often right?
...
Right?

Did I sleep with Hitch?

Am I jealous of Izzy Moonbow?

What do I think about crypto and NFTs?

Find out the answers to these questions and more in this Fimfiction exclusive story, where I'll be reacting to fan ships with me in them~!!

Audio reading by the super talented StraightToThePointStudio!

Cute and adorable ponies go about their daily lives in Equestria, and yet none of them can forget that in 1998 The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and he plummeted sixteen feet through the Spanish Announcer's Table.

Princess Luna invites the CMC to drink with her. The CMC can't handle their alcohol.

Art drawn by Bean

When Twilight offered Microchips to do activities on the Sunday beach with her, it made Microchips excited. It’s rare for him to have time off with one of her favorite classmates. When they arrive at the beach, Microchip’s has an embarrassing distraction on Twilight. And it’s not her swimsuit.

Special thanks to MoJoK20X for editing this
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/221451/MoJoK20X

Offshore Wind image credit goes to Uotapo
https://www.deviantart.com/uotapo/art/Offshore-Wind-804105699

Old things die to make room for the new. That is the way of the world. But me? I watch the world grow old.

Thanks to RoMS and ROBCakeran53 for editing.

Cover art is by me. Pencil, india ink, and watercolor on paper.

After years of tireless work for the good of Equestria, Twilight Sparkle is finally getting her just rewards: a hall named after her in the Royal Canterlot Library!

However she's about to find that earning the honor was a cakewalk compared to trying to actually get there to accept it.

Winner of the August 1000 Word Challenge, written around the prompt words "Denied" and "Accidental". Some slight edits were made post-contest, but the length has been preserved.

Edit: Some people have pointed out the similarity of one of the jokes to a comic made by Glanco Justicar. While this was not intentional, I like to take it as evidence that great minds think alike.

On a camping trip, Twilight and the Cutie Mark Crusaders are sitting around the campfire as Twilight prepares to tell them a long and epic story, filled with dragons and castles, pirates and magical artifacts, and scores of interesting characters along the way.

Problem is, they're tired and want to hear the whole story in 10 minutes.

Oh boy...

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