My name is Captain underpants, but it used to be james smithe, I was about to watch the captain underpants movie for the hundredth time, only for me to end up bald, fat, and wearing nothing but underwear and a cape.
Is this some kind of joke? If it is I'm not laughing.
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Disclaimer: I do not own my little pony or captain underpants.