Chapter 1: oppa undie style
I wake up in the forest. “Ugh, where am I?” I said, just now realizing that my voice sounded like captain underpants.
I looked at myself. “Oh fuck, I knew I shouldn’t have got this cape from that merchant, damn it, now I’m a Displaced like a bunch of other people” I said letting my arms go limp. “Well, at least captain underpants has super powers, so it’s not all bad, I mean at least I don’t have to be the Author of this story, I would so hate to be him right now, now he has to put together a story line that matches each captain underpants comic, not to mention figure out how to introduce the bad guys” I said making the Author instantly regretting doing this. The Author then caused a rock to launch itself at captain underpants’s head. “Ow!” I said in pain.
“Touchy” I said. ‘Might as well find out where Ponyville is, have to get this thing rolling somehow’ I began walking around and eventually I found my way to Ponyville. I looked around and saw exactly what episode I was in.
“Rainbow Dash has a big head, ponies cheering her on, her being praised for heroism, yup this is season 2 episode 8 the mysterious mare do well, but not any more this is gonna be me instead of the mare do well” I said to myself. I saw the main five watching Rainbow Dash’s antics. I went over to them quietly.
“Call me silly, but I think this whole hero thing might be going to Rainbow Dash’s head” said Twilight bringing a hoof to her chin.
“Tell me about it” I said standing next to her. Which made them all look at me in surprise, and with a bit of blushing from how I was dressed.
“Um who and what are you?” asked Applejack.
“I am Captain Underpants, Faster than a speeding waistband, more powerful than boxer shorts, and able to leap tall buildings without getting a single wedgie! Night and day, I fight for truth, justice and all that is pre-shrunk and cottony!” I said doing an arms at the hips superhero pose and looking determined. ‘I feel like such a fucking idiot’
“Ooh, you’re super hero? What powers do you have?” asked Pinkie pie.
“superhuman strength, durability, flight, and "wedgie power" where I can pull unlimited underwear from my utility waistband!” I said trying to look as serious as a guy in his underpants could possibly be.
“Ooh, so cool!” said Pinkie, getting all happy.
“If you want, I might be able to bring skittles over there, down a few pegs” I said pointing a thumb at Rainbow Dash.
“Hmm, that might not be a bad idea” said Twilight rubbing her chin. “Alright captain underpants, you’re on the job!” said Twilight.
“If I do will I be paid in cupcakes?” I asked rubbing my hands together.
“Sure, here’s a down payment” said Pinkie, hoofing me a cupcake. I took it and had a bite.
“Mmmm, oh yeah, this arrangement will be perfect, these cupcakes are delicious!” I said, eating the cupcake with CU’s goofy grin. (CU will be short for captain underpants)
“Glad you like them now get to work, Captain Underpants!” said Pinkie, pointing a hoof.
I stood up straight and gave her a salute “Yes mam!” I said running off.
—Later—
I saw a hot air balloon beginning to fall. ‘Now’s my cue’
“TRA LA LAAAAAAAAA!” I shouted triumphantly.
I jumped from one building to the next. Then I jumped and caught the pony inside, while Rainbow got caught by the balloon.
I put the pony on the ground and watched as ponies began to cheer around me. I then saluted them and struck a pose. Then out of nowhere my theme song began to play.
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As soon as it was over I ran off.
I saw mayor mare from the hill I was on.
“Hurray for Captain Underpants!” I heard them shout.
I ran off and went to find Pinkie pie for my payment.
“Here you go! your payment as promised” said Pinkie giving me a suitcase full of cupcakes. I examined the goods and smiled.
“Pleasure doing business” I said giving her a salute, then running off to prevent the next disaster.
There was a carriage going out of control downhill.
“TRA LA LAAAAAAAAA!” I shouted triumphantly.
I ran as fast as I could and jumped in front of it to catch it. I caught it but I was being pushed back to the cliff. I was on my toes and stopped Right before I went over the cliff.
I then helped all the ponies out of the carriage and lifted the carriage like it was nothing. I then put the carriage down in a safe spot.
I then ran off again and waited for my next appearance.
I saw a new building begin to collapse. Rainbow was kept trying to do her catchphrase.
Luckily I swooped in. “TRA LA LAAAAAAAAA!” I shouted triumphantly.
I used memory from watching the show and was able to get hit in the head by every one. Not my intention but it worked. ‘So glad, CU can take a hit like this’
Once I knew everypony was safe, I gave a salute and ran off.
Then the dam breaks cuz Rainbow was trying to help.
“TRA LA LAAAAAAAAA!” I shouted triumphantly. I then jumped in and tossed a giant pair of underwear onto the spot where the dam was. I then diverted the flow of water by using a large wall pile of underpants.
“Oh come on!” I heard Rainbow Dash say.
I then ran off and waited to do a flyby.
Now. I took to the sky and made a few air tricks just to make Rainbow Dash angry.
“TRA LA LAAAAAAAAA!” I shouted triumphantly.
—later—
“I now present Captain Underpants with the key to Ponyville” said Mayor Mare hoofing me the key.
I then took the key and broke it in half, drawing ghasps from the crowd of ponies.
“A true hero needs no reward or praise, I do what I do because its whats right!, but now I must go, now is time to fly again!” I said doing a few heroic gestures and poses and taking off to the sky. “TRA LA LAAAAAAAAA!” I shouted triumphantly. I heard a few cheers as I took off and I smiled.