Let's just say your luck with the mares isn't all that great, two months in Ponyville and you've had your heart stomped on more times than you can count. That coupled with the fact you've lost your job, your house, and have barely enough bits to feed yourself means your life isn't exactly going so great. And after another botched attempt at a relationship you're ready to swear off of the whole dating game for good.
But after a night of drunken debauchery you awaken to find yourself in the service of Ponyville's premiere fashionista, you're willing to forget your previous pledge to the single life after she proves herself to be the kindest and most generous pony you've ever met, but only time will tell if she'll be your future lover or the next in line of a long list of mare's who you'd rather forget.

Discord has always had a thing for Princess Twilight. Unable to resist Twilight's bookish charm, he tries to woo her but she won't have any of it.

Edited by Draconian Soul

satisfaction brought it back. Or at least, that's what they say. I'm waiting for that to happen.
I hope it happens.

Opal is waiting to get home, and has no one to talk to until you come. She then starts talking.

NOT a second person fic.
This story was written for the One-Shotober challenges started by CartsBeforeHorses and Redigar. I hope you enjoy.

One year after Vinyl Scratch has passed away, Octavia struggles to cope.

Celly, Discord and Cadey have been spying observing. Luna and Twilight seem to have feelings for each other!!! The problem? They don't seem to know how each other feels!! What to do?Celestia, Discord and Cadence (Well, mostly Discord) come up with Operation TwiLuna, to get the two together in their own ways. subtletly, beautiful romance, and chaos.
I feel compelled to add "What could possibly go wrong?"

Winner of the first Twiluna group competition. (THANKS AGAIN TO EVERYPONY!!)

After a long day of fun, Applejack holds her girls during nap time.

Silly shipping with a slice of slapdash snugglery.

Rainbow Dash decides to delve into the depths of expression through emphatic embraces with her friends, because hugging is magic. If it just so happens that Applejack seems to be the superior snuggler, well, who is Dash to turn down a challenge?

The actual story contains a lot less obnoxious assonance than the title, but c'mon, doesn't it just roll right off the tongue?

Written for the delightfully dapper DbzOrDie and long, long overdue. Better late than never, right? Uh, right?

Wanting to have a little fun, you decide to go out and give the neighborhood cowards, the flower sisters, a little scare.

Unfortunately, for you it worked.

A woman has turned into a weeping angel. How will she cope? Everypony thinks she is an ugly statue! She cannot speak, and cannot move when anyone is watching her. How will she interact with anypony?

This story is about her coping with her changes and making new friends with pony royalty. Watch as her life is turned upside-down in more ways than one.

(This story is set in the past, when Celestia and Luna are kids.)

Thanks to:

sketchboy for writing majority of this wonderful story! Check him out!

DiscordedWhovian for the awesome coverart, you rock!

Hey, you! Yeah, you! The guy reading reading this right now! No, not that guy! You!

How are you liking Season Four thus far? Is it meeting your expectations, or do you find yourself disappointed? Either way, I've got a treat for you.

See, up until now, we've been telling the stories that we want you to hear. However, I've managed to pull a few strings (ie. I Pinkie Promised Fluttershy that I'd clean up afterwards), and have made this episode interactive! That means you fine folks in the audience get to control what happens in the story! Sound fun?

If yes, great! Just stick around after the opening credits, and we'll get started. If no, well, I thought it was a good idea.

((Based off of the Garfield and Friends episode of the same premise, The Multiple-Choice Cartoon. My half of a trade with superpony55.))