Chaos. What else needs to be said?
Discord cracked his knuckles like a concert pianist. “Heh heh heh. Time to throw subtlety out the window. Looks like we’re due for a good old storm of chaos!” He then pulled open a hole in reality and started tossing random stuff out. “Let’s see what we have here…” This went on for quite a while, and when Cadence and Celestia worriedly checked up on him, they found him considering a large pile of stuff ranging from pies and kazoos to a pink lawn flamingo and a grandfather clock. He was muttering furiously to himself. “Choices, choices...which method should I go with?”
Celestia turned to Cadence and shook her head. “I’m almost afraid to ask…”
Cadence nodded in agreement.
Hearing them, Discord turned. “Oh, hi ladies!” He pulled out the pair of sunglasses he had worn on the spying mission and twirled his moustache. “Ready to watch the master at work? The fun shall begin!”
“I think your definition of ‘fun’ differs a lot from ours, Discord…” Cadence muttered under her breath.
Ignoring her, Discord pulled out a calendar and started ripping pages out. “Step one, we need a more romantic setting. heh heh…” There was a brilliant flash that whited out everything for a couple of seconds.”
Celestia was immediately alert, her horn lit as she rushed to the window and glanced hastily around. “Discord, what did you do?!” Outside, nothing seemed to be wrong...except the number of couples who had apparently decided to have a date today and decorate the whole of Canterlot with pink hearts and glitter and stuff. Now that’s strange. Today isn’t a holiday...A sudden suspicion crept over her, and she gingerly peeked at the calendar Discord had been holding. The date was...
Discord bounced into the air. “HAPPY HEARTS AND HOOVES DAY!! THE PERFECT DAY FOR COUPLES TO GET TOGETHER!!” There was a loud clang as two jaws hit the floor. Literally, thanks to Discord. He burst into another fit of cackles. “You should see the looks on your faces. Priceless! Well, Arrivederci! I’m off to work!” His tail turned into a spring as he bounced out the window with a whoop.
Celestia rushed to the window to see him flapping around the streets of Canterlot and turning the trees into chocolate and creating lots of cotton candy clouds. Roses sprouted randomly from roofs, the pavement, walls and tables. For once, nopony seemed to mind...much.
She muttered a quiet prayer. “Oh Faust, please let this place be still standing by tonight…”
Discord whistled a merry tune as he summoned lots of pink flamingoes and buffaloes in tutus, then set them in positions. He whipped out a conductors baton and waved it once, causing the trees that lined the avenues to bow slightly. Perfect. The stage was set, now for the performers.
He zapped himself into Luna’s bedroom. “Wakey Wakey! It’s time to rise and...shine?” The bed was empty. He frowned to himself, then shrugged and teleported to the breakfast table, where sure enough, Luna was enjoying a garden salad. She looked up in mild surprise when he appeared standing in the middle of the table. “Hello Luna!”
She raised an eyebrow in an almost perfect imitation of her sister. “Hello, Discord.”
Discord leant forward and picked up one of the greens on her salad, eyeing it sceptically. “Had your breakfast?”
Luna half-frowned. “Half of it.”
Discord grinned. “Good enough, let’s go!” He took hold of Luna’s horn and disappeared in a flash. They reappeared in the Royal Canterlot Gardens. Luna instantly zapped him with her horn the instant they reappeared, forcing him to let her go.
“Discord. explanation. now.” She said calmly, her horn blazing.
He wagged a finger. “Uh uh, just roll with it.” He snapped his finger, summoning the dress he had gotten Rarity to make and magicked it on Luna. Before she could say anything else, He teleported to the Carousel Boutique, where Twilight was just trying on the dress Rarity had made, grabbed her, and teleported back. While they were still getting their bearings, Discord checked his stopwatch. “How ‘bout that? I beat my own personal teleporting record.”
A purple aura surrounded him, and he was suddenly pulled to earth by an annoyed alicorn. “Discord, what are you up to?”
Discord reached to his mouth, and zipped it up, breaking the zipper and throwing it away. His free hoof turned into a hand, which clicked it’s fingers while a wooden signboard with the words ‘ACTION!’ appeared in his lion paw.
Chaos erupted. That was the only way to describe it.
In a flurry of colour, the trees swayed and tapped their branches against their trunks into drumbeats, their willowy voices raised.
“Love is in bloom
the two of you should get a room
So much, sexual tension
go on, just take action!
Because Love is In Bloom!
you really need to get a room
Love is in bloom!
The only word that rhymes here is broom!
Pink lawn flamingos started dancing and singing accompaniment“Ooo….”, twisting their necks like professional dancers into a heart shape. Buffaloes in hot pink tutus twirled around. The trees swayed to the drumbeat. A confused white mare with purple shades appeared with a huge turntable. She soon got the message and had a wicked tune going, driving the performers into renewed motion. Discord wiped a tear from his eye while the two mares just stared stunned at everything going on.
The trees launched into the second stanza, and the clouds above them started raining glittery red hearts.
Love is in bloom,
the two of you should get a room
Moonbutt needs to kiss Twi!
Just do it! No need to ask why
Because Love is in Bloom!
A pretty star, a pretty moon!
Love is in bloom!
Another word that could fit here is doom!
By this point, both mares faces had turned a very bright shade of red, their jaws still hanging wide enough to catch flies. Discord cackled as his video camera continued to roll. Priceless, Priceless! The trees, flamingoes and buffaloes bowed to the sound of canned applause, then stiffened and went back to the original positions. The clouds disappeared as well, leaving the two mares knee deep in glittery hearts. Discord considered sending the buffaloes and flamingoes back, but they seemed happy enough here, so he left them to it. Oh, and he sent the DJ back to her date with that grey cellist too. Who said he didn’t pay attention to detail?
“Discord…” Twilight’s voice spoke up.
“Would you care to tell us what the hay just happened?” Luna finished the sentence.
Discord stuck out his tongue and teleported away, nearly collapsing with laughter. When the two highly blushing mares tried to walk away, they found themselves stuck to one another. Just as they found out they couldnt step more than three steps away from each other, Discord remembered to send them that note. “PS, I meant what I said about that sexual tension. You two are stuck together for the day. That should give you enough time. happy hearts and hooves day! Sincerely, Discord, ex-spirit of chaos and disharmony and currently matchmaker extraordinaire”
The two mares blinked, then burst into a fit of weak laughter, still overcome by what had just happened.
Discord was on a high. He still couldn’t go five minutes without remembering that grand prank he just pulled off and snickering at the thought of it. He pranked a few more couples with some minor pranks, but didn’t do much else. That prank had satisfied his chaos needs for weeks. He sauntered around the Canterlot and Ponyville, munching on a combination of cotton candy sprinkled liberally with popcorn and soaked with chocolate rain, looking for unsuspecting couples to ‘spice up’ their Hearts and Hooves day. It was the perfect day. He really should do this kind of thing more often. He summoned a watch and checked the time. 4:00. He was going present his success at 9 to Celly and Cadey. Seemed a long way off. Discord hated waiting.
hmm...this is taking too long
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well, why not?
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Celestia paced worriedly in the Chamber of Harmony (where the elements of harmony used to be kept) as she tried not to think of the worldwide catastrophe Discord was probably unleashing right now. Suddenly, she felt the sun sink down the horizon, and the moon shoot up. Her horn ached a little from the sudden jerk the sun gave it. She closed her eyes in despair and checked the clock on the wall. 9:00. She sucked in a deep breath and trotted towards the Gardens. If it was still there…On the way out, she picked up Cadence, who was on a date with Shining Armor. He ended up coming along as well.
Discord was waiting for them there, wearing the stupid outfit he had worn on the first day, with the tuxedo and everything. He had a pair of binoculars pressed to his sunglasses as he stared over a bush. He was muttering something to himself. Upon getting closer, she heard it was “Kiss, Kiss, Kiss Kiss….Why don’t they kiss?”
She rolled her eyes and slowly peeked over the hedge. Her sister and Twilight were enjoying a simple dinner in the grounds, their wings extending and touching and the tips so they could still sit on opposite sides. They seemed happy.
Ding!!! A chandelier lit up over Discord’s head. He threw away his binoculars, which turned into a bird and flew away, and extended a finger. “Just a moment. Theres just one last thing…” he clicked his fingers, and suddenly Twilight and Luna were sitting on chairs facing each other, and Discord was at a podium with a daisy he just plucked. Celestia, Cadence, Shining and a random gardener who had happened to be nearby found themselves on the audience. Spotlights swung around to illuminate the stage brightly, and several explosions of confetti went off.
Discord bellowed into the daisy in a ringmaster’s voice. “Come one, Come all, Come to watch Equestria’s most popular show, ANSWER THAT QUESTION!!!”
Shining leaned over. “I’m pretty sure there’s no such show”
Discord wagged a finger, apparently having heard the whisper. “Yet, my dear stallion, yet.” He turned to the two bemused mares on the stage. “Tonight, I shall ask each of you some questions, and you shall answer honestly!!” He grinned. “Example. Twilight Sparkle, what is the worst score you have ever gotten?”
Twilight’s eyes widened, and she shook her head, but then her mouth seemed to speak of its own accord. “Seventh grade Equestrian test, I got 99.5 because I misspelled a word!” She quickly tried to hide her face in her mane in embarrassment.”
Celestia couldn’t restrain a giggle. Cadence smacked her lightly. “It was no joke, Auntie. I was the one who had to comfort her that night.”
Discord shrugged. “Meh. But now that you know how this game works, let’s start with the real questions!!!” He rubbed his hands together in delight. “Luna, what are your feelings towards Twilight Sparkle!”
“I love her.” She replied simply.
Everyone cheered.
Discord clapped his hands and turned back to Twilight. “Twilight Sparkle, what are your feelings towards Luna?”
“I…love her too.” Twilight smiled.
“AWWWWW….!” Cadence squealed, bursting into tears. Shining hugged her and patted her back. Celestia found her eyes wet too. This was such a sweet moment!
Discord pumped a fist. “TARTARUS YES!! Now Kiss!”
The two mares glanced at him in surprise, then apprehensively at the audience, but finally sweetly nuzzled each other, their wings rising to block the kiss. Then blushing lightly, they stepped down the stage.
Celestia shook her head in grudging admiration “I can’t believe it.” She whispered to Cadence. “Discord’s plan really worked.”
Cadence nodded, dumbstruck. “Who would’ve guessed?”
“Discord’s plan?” Twilight asked from beside them.
Celestia and Cadence shared a guilty smile, then they turned to Twilight sheepishly. “We...kind of had an operation where we tried to...get the two of you to admit your feelings to each other?”Cadence explained.
“I PRONOUNCE OPERATION TWILUNA A COMPLETE SUCCESS, thanks to moi!” Discord crowed, to the accompaniment of several explosions of fireworks and confetti. He landed on the stage and started shuffling. Cheers erupted from an unseen audience.
Luna gave her niece and aunt a confused glance. “You were trying to get us...together? to matchmake us?”
Two heads nodded sheepishly.
Luna and Twilight shared a glance, then burst into the giggles again. “Oh Faust, we thought you were trying to just give us the best anniversary with each other ever! If you were, then you certainly succeeded, you know.”
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Discord’s ears caught the last word and he froze. “Anniversary?”
Cadence eyes nearly popped. “With each other?”
Celestia’s composure suddenly broke. “Anniversary?!”
The two mares giggled uncontrollably. Twilight managed to wheeze out between gasps of mirth. “It was perfect, you know? The first day where you allowed us to spend a day together as marefriends was a great change from our usual nightly dates. That dinner was absolutely beautiful, and Discord is a great comedian! All in all, it was pretty much the best anniversary ever. Granted, it was a few days early, but it was still amazing, right Luna?”
Luna nodded, still shaking with laughter. She lightly poked Celestia, who was frozen in shock. “Shall we leave them to recover while we take a flight alone?” She asked her marefriend.
Twilight nuzzled her back. “Of course, Luna.”
The two lovebirds spread their wings and flew off into the night sky, leaving behind a confused gardener, a surprised and highly amused stallion, two shocked alicorns and a flabbergasted draconequus.
Shaking himself out of his stupor, Discord’s mouth still opened and closed like a fish. He managed to get it under control .”What...just...happened?”
Celestia groaned, and started chuckling weakly at the irony of it all. “I can’t believe it…”
Cadence got her laughter under control. “Never. again. This was a one time experiment. No more matchmaking for me!”
Discord shrugged. “I don’t know…How do you girls feel about AppleDash?”
The two alicorns gave him murderous glares.
“Heh heh, forget I asked.”
END
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Okay, I have to admit, that was the best ending it could have had! Perfect! And you wrote Discord excellently.
However, I feel there needs to be an epilogue where Celestia confronts Luna, and Shining and Cadence confront Twilight, demanding, "Why didn't you tell me?"
To which both Luna and Twilight reply, "You never asked."
It might be a short epilogue, but that can be followed up with Discord popping in to take pictures of their faces...followed by a suggestion of a more straightforward TwiLuna Operation, involving the room they're supposed to get. And getting smacked.
Also, loved the song.
Sayeth whaat?
3836650 Oooooooooooooohhhhh, not on Fimfiction...
could you maybe post it here?
I don't read stories off the site.
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If you could tell me how Lord of the Rings and Percy Jackson are related to ponies, I will post it here.
Haha oh man that chapter was amazing in all the right ways, you definitely did discord justice
3837155 they _both_ get sent to Equestria... duh.
Or you could just ponify them for the story... that works too.
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naah. I started that fic before i became a brony, so it doesn't have anything in relation to mlp. You'll have to find it on fanfiction if you want to read it.
This is the start of something beautiful
3837178 heh, a shame that.
Sometimes the most common and overused ideas work the best....
And yes, Discord, you have a good idea! AppleDash it is!
3837113 agreed. this needs a conclusion.
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No. Twilight's answer needs to be "Oh, I was waiting until just before the wedding to tell you."
Oh man, that was just awesome
You did Discord PERFECTLY man. Seriously, you really went the whole way and detailed all the crazy stuff he did, and it seemed really in character too.
Nice twist ending too. I was under the impression this took place over several days, but apparently not, but all the same.
3837242 YES OMG YES that would just be the most troll thing to do ever.
WOW! that was amazing! i love Discord and i freaking love the song!
Ooohh.. that'll be a great sequel!!
thanks for the tons of laughter!! 
Oh, you are just so precious. I love you, OP.
I kind of saw it coming since Celestia asked "Did anything happen between the two of you?" A positive answer would mean that their relationship Changed, not outright asking if they were together. Of course, I could've been wrong but it seems I wasn't
A fun short story, you have my fav and upvote.
That would actually make for an interesting sequel or something.
"Twilight" is a proper noun, not a celestial object (yet).
CALLED IT! Nicely done! Good show, TTS.
These two lines need to lose the closing quote:
And this one is hilarious:
That was absolutely funny and amusing in any way possible! Special thanks for princesses - they are so silly (and so adorable!)
I won't say a word about Discord, he was just perfect.
Nevertheless, I can't excuse you for stealing the idea of "Answer That Question" show from "The Discord Dating Game". You could made something better then that! It was out of place there and looked like Discord simply violated Twilight and Luna to spill the beans using magic. And that somehow feels like a foul play. Even for the Lord of Chaos.
Anyway, you gave this story a perfect ending. Completely random and unawaited as it should be!
Discord here proves something I've suspected since "Keep Calm and Flutter On" - Namely, that a 'nice' Discord who is trying to help would actually be worse for Celestia's blood pressure than an openly villainous one.
Nice job!
This ended exactly as I was hoping it would.
Thanks.
Vat a twiest
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Yes, that's even better!
pretty good story, loved the chaos and the singing!
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I'm a bit sad it ended how it ended, I kind of expected this outcome and really hoped to be surprised instead
Nonetheless this is a grade A Twiluna and Luna only knows we need more of those!
Knew it, the most chaotic thing was bluntly pointing it out with as much flair as possible.
Now about that Appledash...
I like how this continues to dominate/haunt the Feature Box.
Meh can't say the ending was unexpected, this was already kinda done by BrunnerG (apologies where due if I misspelled that).
It was entertaining though...
=)
Well, this certainly was different than I had expected. And I LIKED it!
But besides that, it was really nice and funny TwiLuna.
Although I would have liked to see more of Shining going crazy about Twilight and Luna.
Sorry Discord. I would rather see some RariJack. That might be more hilarious...
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Buh... Wha... Words cannot form....
That was AWESOME!!! I loved how you wrote Discord and that twist. Oh it left me speechless(I can still barely speak because of it).
What an unexspected turn iwas shocked and laphiing super hard.
3839156 wel opration rarity and appljack oh that would be amzing i love these storys of romance mabe flutershy and rainebow dash should be one as well.
I like this story I demand more of it!
This was perfect! You captured all the character's personalities perfectly, it was a great story idea, and the execution was wonderful. Lighthearted, fun romance well worth reading.
I find it funny. There is another story on here that has the same theme. Cadence and Celestia where the match makers in that one. Flowed the same, although Cadence lost quite a few bits in the other story. I know it was out way before season 3 though (no alicorn Twilight). Either way I see it this is definitely original in its own right. Great story.
NEW FAVORITE... AFTER MLD THAT JUST MAKES YOU CRY
I don't want to sound mean, and I kind of hate to say it, but I don't believe this story quite deserves this kind of attention.
It was absolutely rife with problems, everywhere from grammar straight to structure.
I think this is one of those cases where a story gets popular, simply because it was based on a popular subject.
Pft...
BAHAHAHAAH!!!
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Everyone's entitled to their own opinions, I guess.
this was as funny as pinkie
I can't stop laughing at the end! This is one of the funniest shipping stories ever. And if you must know, you handled Discord perfectly.
I cant top laughing at that final part!
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Just found that story after I finished mine. Had a good laugh with TLB over that. What a coincidence...
Just, gah.
3849132 Dat GIF.
I can totally see Discord doing that.
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This story was everything I hoped it would be. Cute, funny, and having a ship featuring two Best Princesses (because really, how are we supposed to choose between Luna and Twilight?
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