I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

O.F.P.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

It runs on the hopes and dreams of orphans. It goes fast.

Just a shadow.

Writer of pony adventures and other such nonsense

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Just a guy that writes fan fiction from time to time.

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

A guy who occasionally likes ponies but always loves pirates.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

damn dirty dog

I'm not a professional writer, I'm just someone writing fics for fun and nothing more.

There and back again.

27, Female, Iowan, College Graduate. Favorite Pony: Celestia. Favorite Not Pony: Discord. Yeah, I like Equestria's Gods, so that's what most my fics are going to be about!

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

BACK FROM THE DEAD!