May not look like it, but I've been around since 2011.

Wait, am I now just the one who wrote Mortem? 'Cause I think I'm okay with that.

A star drifting through the cosmos.

Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

D. G. D. is a science fiction writer and archaeologist. He blogs on occasion at www.deusexmagicalgirl.com.

An indecisive procrastinator who, when not trying to figure out what to do with himself, writes like a speeding glacier. 日本語が分かりますか？

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

FYI: I am mostly dead. Don't expect much from me.

I <3 GAMMA RAYS

30/Male/Soviet Alaska

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

I type stories using my hands

A groovy mystery, gang.