Wait, am I now just the one who wrote Mortem? 'Cause I think I'm okay with that.

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

British, Brony, plays vidjya garmez. Also ships ponies, because reasons. Twilight and Luna are tied for Best Princess.

I like cats and ponies cuz they are fluffy! Come and talk if you want, I won't bite.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I can finally see...but not for long

Hit 'im wit the dougie.

Words have been written. Some of them by me. Those are here. Probably.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Not a changeling.

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Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!