Resident changeling squisher of FiMfic. Changelings beware!

I write stories about the sexual experiences of small, multicolored equines. That's literally my contribution to the world.

I'm

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Me. Take it or leave it.

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Aspiring writer, self-proclaimed hardcore gamer, adept of human psychology. Does not consider excessive pride for a vice.

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Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Made from 100% potato.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

Once I was on FanFiction writing stories. Now I'm on FIMfiction writing stories. So much has changed... (Ko-fi)

I'm not very good at these, but here goes nothing! I've been a MLP fan for a while now and only discovered this site recently. I'm not the best writer, but I'll do my best.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

Horrifically Fun

You will always be a loser and that's okay.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?