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Discorded SheepcityUSA


Sub-Par author with a somewhat light-hearted and silly writing style.

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"The most terrible poverty is loneliness, and the feeling of being unloved"

Cover art by the very talented Jayesixx

Watch the fic trailer here. Just copy and paste this into your address bar:
http://animoto.com/play/hnf0IY8z6c5BnCFN4tamKA

Now with a prequel story!: "Ask Lovey Applebloom"

My name's Scootaloo.

At the moment, I've only got one purpose in life, and that's playing the part of a chicken. That's it.

My master keeps me in a chicken coop in the Everfree Forest. In other words, my personal tenth level of Tartarus. But, such is the life of a chicken I suppose.

Oh and to top it all off, I keep getting grilled by these weird-ass blocks of text that keep popping up everywhere.

So yeah, ask me whatever you feel like...or not. I don't give a buck.

Rated Teen for language.
Sex tag for a later story arc.

This is an "Ask Format" Story, where the readers send in questions meant for either Discorded Scootaloo, or Discord himself. Send questions in the comments please. Will have a few story arcs as well.

Due to site moderation rules, questions will be kept anonymous. But those of you that get your questions answered, you know who you are.

Disclaimer: If anything Scootaloo says sounds hateful toward whoever is asking, don't take it personally. It's SCOOTALOO talking, not me. I love all of you, and she hates all of you. Simple as that.

Also, this Discord is based off of the Season 2 Discord. As in, when he was still evil.

Chapters (17)
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It's Maud Pie's birthday at the rock farm, and Pinkie has brought all of her friends along for the ride to celebrate. All the festivities even caught the attention of a certain party-pony's Cheesy Sense, prompting him to make his way there.

But when he sees that he can't get Maud to show any emotion whatsoever, he starts to believe he's losing his touch...

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When Applejack asked Fluttershy to help out with an animal problem on Sweet Apple Acres, she had NOT expected to be faced with an animal so big.

And red.

And energetic.

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Principal Celestia is sick of punishing Screwball and not seeing any improvement in her chaotic behavior. So she tries a different approach by enrolling her in the school's "Big Sister" program, hoping it will teach her some general morals. (No spoilers of who she's paired up with here.)

My first attempt at an Equestria Girls fic. Rated Teen for swearing and some sexual humor.

NOT CANON WITH MY OTHER SCREWBALL STORY!
I don't own the cover art!

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Fluttershy is unable to make it to her job foalsitting Diamond Tiara when Angel contracts the flu, and asks Discord to take her place while she takes care of him. And when the God of Chaos and a complete spoiled brat of a filly are under the same roof, the two are bound to get into quite a few...disagreements.

5/04/14: OMG this got FEATURED?! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!

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Boom-Boom had a promising life ahead of him. He had made it into the Wonderbolt Academy, and was on the verge of joining their ranks. But there is one slight problem...his other half only wants to cause trouble for him and everypony else.

Boom-Boom lives with multiple personality disorder, and his alter ego is an irrational and destruction-loving psychopath, wanting nothing but to see Equestria burn.



This is the one-chapter backstory of one of my OCs, Boom-Boom.

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Watch the fic trailer here. Just copy and paste into the address bar: http://animoto.com/play/J7JnGX5JvubBqPQv037ReQ

Cover art by Invi absy

The Spears of Chaos are a terrorist group who had relished in Discord's chaotic reign over Equestria, and practically worshiped the God of Chaos. But when they learn that Discord is no longer evil, they are disgusted beyond belief. Seeing that Discord is no longer fit to hold the title of God of Chaos, they release their new idol from her stone prison in Canterlot to aid them in plunging Equestria into eternal anarchy. After all, who better fit the bill than Screwball, who happened to be Discord's spawn.


Now, as the Goddess of Chaos, Screwball intends to fill Equestria up to it's knees in randomness. But without the Elements of Harmony to stop her, how will the Mane Six stop the little abomination? More importantly, will Discord have to intervene?

I made a Fic Trailer. Watch here. :D

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Joshua was a lonely child. His social life was a wreck, and his parents were terribly abusive and hateful towards him. Just when he had lost all hope, Joshua makes friends with a mysterious monstrosity that appeared at his bedside in the form of a small, stone statue, revealing itself as the God of Chaos himself. Will Joshua's new friend have a good influence on him, or will the supernatural trickster convince Joshua to take vengeance on those who have wronged him?

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