Ask Discorded Scootaloo

by Discorded SheepcityUSA


Stupid, Pathetic Wings

Discorded Scootaloo knew she had been out a lot longer then she had previously intended to be. She knew by now that her other self and Sandy were probably worried sick about her. She couldn’t imagine for the life of her why Motherly Scootaloo would even put up with anything she’s done. Heck, the first thing she even did when she arrived in this dimension was yell at Lightning Blitz and threaten her. She’s felt terrible about it since then, seeing as somepony actually cared if she was around…

But right now, her mind was focused on other things.

For the past hour she had been repeatedly flapping her wings up and down, only to get a few inches off the ground before tiring out and landing back on the ground with a loud THUD!

She let out a pained groan as she got to her hooves after another failed attempt at flying. She had flapped her wings so much that they were starting to hurt pretty badly, and the area on her stomach was getting a little bruised from the constant impact with the ground.

“Grrrr. You suck.” She growled at her aching wings.

One thing that could make you happy, yes Discord laughed at you and tortured you as a dog, but at least He did not forced you to wear a fru-fru femenine dress .And well, he make all other ponies forget you and sealed you in the forest where no one could find you but he was alone with all the bubbles that talked with you, no other pony know about what happened, is not like he make videos or photographies and begin to sell them in the middle of Canterlot. Maybe you have to thank him... Who knows, maybe if he catch you again if you instead thank him he could see it's not funny and when he is bored leave you alone.

“First of all, yes he fed me dog food, but I was treated like a chicken, hence the coop I was trapped in. Get your facts right. Second, when was it said that he didn’t freaking put me in a dress and laugh his stupid little snake tail off? If it humiliated and/or angered me on any level, Discord did it to me. And listen, even if I faked non-annoyance or whatever, Discord would see right through me. He’s able to get inside your head and expose terrible things about yourself that you never knew. How do you think he turned me into…this?” she asked.


Also, you need to think this is not your dimension, yes, this Scootaloo have a son, but if you think about other dimensions, then maybe another Scootaloo have a worst Rain Catcher, or is married with Discord and have a little Draconequs (that could make sense... maybe he is such a jerk because he loves you, some colts are jerks to the fillies they love and Discord have the mind of a child), or is Married with the Doctor. Who knows? You have luck that the Doctor leave you in this dimension but unless you take the TARDIS from the Doctor and manage to go to the past to convince yourself from this dimension about Rain Catcher, you could not do so much. Right?

“…Thank you for putting those horrible images in my head that can never be truly forgotten. Feels great.” She said in a sarcastic manner.

Even so, if you steal the TARDIS and manage to use it, you can return to your dimension and protect yourself from Discord, The Doctor could even helped you, but he not wanted. If it's someone fault, could be him.

“...Look, there is no way I’m ever going near Discord ever again. End of story.”

To DS: The reason The Doctor interfered with this universe? He "never interferes in the affairs of other people or planets," unless there's children crying.

“…So...I’m assuming that something happened with Lightning Blitz then? If that’s the reason The Doctor messed with things here…must’ve been why he even bothered with me. I cry a LOT.”

To Dissy: Hello! It's me again! I happen to be a time traveling pony myself and have to give you a hint. As you know the TARDIS is alive. You need to befriend her and she may take you where you need to go! No driving on your part needed!
~The Professor.

“Oh…well that’s good to know I guess. Only issue I have with that is how big of a jerk I seem to be, so I don’t even know if I’d be capable of befriending the thing…then again, it somehow puts up with The Doctor’s attitude, so I guess anything’s possible.”


Hey Dissy, did Apple Bloom get a kiss from her crush?

The rage in Dissy’s eyes had become incredibly noticeable from the mention of her former friend. After getting away from her universe, one of the last things she wanted was to be reminded of that backstabber.

“Don’t know. Don’t care. She had a thing for our foalsitter and that’s all I know on the matter. Whether that actually went anywhere is knowledge I don’t possess…Although, watching her constantly trying to get with a stallion that’s what?...ten years older than her was quite hilarious…stupid, but hilarious.”

To Discorded Scootaloo: Hmm... Be careful Scootaloo. You never know who could be flying though this dimension's skies. It might be this dimention's version of a certain rainbow-maned pegasus, who, I might add, has done nothing to you aside from looking like someone who betrayed you. If you're going to take Revengance on anypony, than it better be the pony that wronged you herself, but it better not be a dimentional equivalent, for they have done nothing to you, aside from distracting you from your goal of taking revenge on a pony from your own dimention. What I'm trying to say is that, if you're going to take revenge on somepony, than it better be that pony, and not just somepony that looks simply like that pony.

“Can we please stop talking about ponies I no longer wish to have contact with? I…don’t feel right about it.” Discorded Scootaloo pleaded as she prepared her wings for another attempt.

“Okay, let’s see if I can actually get off the ground for more than a second this time.” She said as she readied herself.

To Dissy: Remember to move your wings in a circular motion, not up and down. There's a science to flight.

Discorded Scootaloo stopped dead, and she looked to be getting much more annoyed.

“…And you didn’t think to tell me this until now, why?...Well there goes an hour I’ll never get back.” She grumbled.

As instructed by the text bubble, she moved her wings in a circular motion, again beginning to lift herself off the ground. The difference between this time and the others was that she wasn’t getting nearly as exhausted as quickly. She was even getting a little higher off the ground this time, up to about ten or eleven feet or so.

“A-Am I actually…” She couldn’t even bring herself to finish. This was the first time she was able to get this high off the ground on her own. She was starting to feel pretty proud of herself.

“I-I…It’s working!” she said happily to herself.

Unfortunately for her, her moment of triumph was short lived.


Scoots, please, for your own good, please go back to how you were. Be grey, it's for your own good. And whatever you do, avoid that damn doll! On a completely unrelated note, DISCORD WILL ALWAYS HAVE A HOLD ON YOU!! YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE!!

“Wha-“ Dissy wasn’t prepared for one of these things appearing so suddenly at such a bad time, especially one saying something like that. The bubble broke her concentration from her flying and her wings had instinctively stopped flapping, and she plummeted to the ground, screaming as she did so.

A few seconds of falling later, she landed right on her left wing with a sickening CRUNCH!


“AAAAAARGH!” She wailed as the pain in her wing wracked her body. She tried to suppress her anguish by biting her lower lip.

“Ngggh! M-My wing…I-I think it’s broken.” She said to nopony in particular.

-Dissy:
The timing of Lil Scoot's arrival, right before the Doctor got you, seems far too suspicious for my liking. Just keep an eye out and beeline me when I say that there is NO escape.

To DS: Isn't it a bit suspicious that the doll just happened to appear, could it be one of discord's tricks to make you insane? Because he's always watching...... Always. Maybe your change in age was because of him as well. How can you even trust anyone? And maybe he's just torturing you with the prospect of flying. Who says that you'll be able to fly?
~ F

“P-Please…just stop it. I-I know most of you wanted to see me back to my normal self. I-I just wanted to see if I could do it. B-But I shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up…I’m j-just…worthless…I-I’m sorry.” She said, beginning to cry again as she appeared to begin shaking and cowering on the ground, and her coat’s colors had started to fade to grey once again. The pain in her back was so incredibly crippling, that her vision was starting to blur. She could feel herself slowly losing consciousness and her watering eyelids started to feel a lot heavier.


The last thing she heard before was somepony galloping, and a voice.

“Hey, who over here is scr-OH MY CELESTIA!”




When she began to regain consciousness, Dissy wondered if she even wanted to, considering the pain she still possessed in her wing.

“Ugggh. Am…Am I dead?” she said to herself.

“Oh good, you’re awake. I was starting to worry that you wouldn’t get up, considering that fall you took.” She heard a voice next to her say. Dissy looked around and found she was in a bed in what looked to be a hospital. The heartbeat monitor in the room gave off an annoying beep that kept in time with her pulse…

Which happened to quicken when she saw the pony sitting next to her hospital bed.

He was a teenage colt, about her current age, with a grey coat and a black, slicked-back mane. Dissy could see that like herself, this colt was also a Pegasus, hence the folded wings on both sides of his body.

Almost instantly, she recognized the colt as an aged-up version of her crush from her own universe.

“R-Rumble?” she stuttered nervously, a slight blush coming onto her face.