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Sub-Par author with a somewhat light-hearted and silly writing style.

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After a band of thieves collectively known as Payback infiltrates the Grand Galloping Gala and robs Prince Blueblood, the Mane Six look into them so they might help bring them to justice.

But through their research, they find that the situation is not so simple. They find that Payback has never once targeted an innocent pony. Everypony they've stolen from had skeletons in their closets next to their piles of dirty money that they stepped on many ponies to get. Going off this pattern of behavior, it would seem that this band of thieves have noble intentions despite their objectively criminal activity. What stands out to them the most though is the center of the entire operation; Payback's leader, Slinky Sly...

Who shockingly looks nearly identical to Pinkie.


Violence tag for various fight that will likely get pretty brutal later on and Sex tag is for Slinky just being herself

Cover Art by Little Tigress

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An evil space empress has Starlight kidnapped and brought aboard her ship in order to lure Twilight into a grand fight for the ages. On paper it sounds like a fairly reasonable evil plan. However, Starlight sees one major oversight said empress has made.


Contains my own version of a Generation 1 Villain. Expect significant changes.

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The Crystal Heart has been broken, and the ancient evil imprisoned inside has been released from the crystal prison, surely to wreak vengeance on those who had imprisoned her. The Mane Six are right on the scene and prepared for an inevitable fight to defend their homeland and loved ones.

Only for Luxure, the goddess of lust who was trapped in the heart, to give up almost instantly.

Very bewildered, the Mane Six question the supposedly evil goddess why she would do this.


Kind of my attempt at a deconstruction of typical MLP villain ambition and behavior. Also considered my return to trying to write as I've been out of it for a while.

Alternate Universe tag obviously for the inclusion of an OC, and the fact that "The Crystalling" doesn't happen in this continuity. Sex tag for minor sex jokes and implications.

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Starlight is now on the path to reformation, but judging from her behavior as of late, it'd seem she still has quite a ways to go. It's become apparent to Twilight and her friends that Starlight is having a difficult time letting go of her questionable ideals about friendship. But they won't give up on her, not yet anyway.

However, Starlight's greatest challenge in changing herself for the better has now reared its head in the form of Laughingstock; a pony whose cutie mark she took but failed to convert to her ideology back in her village. He's now in Ponyville, desperate for work as his cutie mark is still mysteriously missing. As imagined, he's not happy with Starlight in the slightest. After all, living without a cutie mark but bearing one that reminds him of just who did this to him would make anyone mad.

Not helping is the fact that Starlight doesn't seem to feel too sorry about it.

Rated T for language and unfortunate circumstance.

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This story is a sequel to Starlight Glimmer gets dunked on


Starlight is absolutely engulfed with rage. Because of her naivety, she expected Sans to actually spare her when she played the Genocide route. Still reeling from her failure to beat him last time, and having nightmares that taunt her over this, one thing is for certain. She won't be making the mistake of showing him mercy again, no matter how bad it makes her look.

It's too bad Twilight has left her uninformed about what happens AFTER Sans. Otherwise, Starlight would've let it be.

Note from Author: This will probably be a pretty short fic.

Sort of a crossover with Undertale. Contains spoilers for Undertale's Genocide route

Reading the first fic is recommended.

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Celestia's morning consists of a few things. Waking up, coffee, personal grooming, and raising the sun. Not usually does this routine consist of Celestia finding one of the cutest fillies she's ever seen drinking the hot sauce in her fridge. This alone brings her several questions...

One of the big ones being why this filly's mane seems to catch on fire out of nowhere.

How can something so adorable also have such disturbing undertones? Celestia is going to find out when she sees just where Honeysuckle comes from.

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Even though the Mane Six forgave Starlight for everything she did, the pit of guilt in her stomach has still not gone anywhere since then. So Starlight thought it'd be a good idea to relax and play a game just to get things off her mind for a while. Taking some advice from Twilight about this particular game, she was told to do the "bad" route, meaning she had to kill everything in sight.

Starlight cursed herself for taking that advice once she saw just what awaited her.



A kinda sorta crossover with Undertale. What happens when you take a mare that really blows things out of proportion and is angered easily and pit her against the most rage inducing and unfair boss in video game history? Hell. That's what you get.

Rated Teen for language. Drama tag for some of Starlight's thoughts before the Sans fight, and Comedy tag for Starlight's thoughts and dialogue DURING the Sans fight (and for Twilight being a troll.)

Contains spoilers for Undertale's Genocide run.

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Amethyst and Steven were just enjoying a sunny afternoon outside the Big Donut in Beach City. Never in a million years though would they have expected to find a young...something...in a dumpster. Now seeing that this creature has nowhere to go, the gems decide to take it in and maybe try to find out what the deal is with the little monster's bad case of amnesia, and all the while dealing with the child's extraordinary powers.

Frankly, a child Discord may end up being more trouble than he's worth for the Crystal Gems.

An MLP/Steven Universe Crossover

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Twilight had done it. Spring had come on time for apparently the first time in quite a while in Ponyville thanks to her stellar organization skills...

What Twilight DIDN'T realize, was that Winter Wrap Up actually already had an organizer in place and that she basically took her position right out from under her.


Just a feelsy little one-shot I decided to write after it was revealed in episode 100 what Sparkler used to do in Ponyville before Twilight. Seriously, nopony finds it kinda sad?

Also, kinda, sorta spoilers for the 100th Episode, but takes place after Winter Wrap Up.

Edit: Now with an Audio Reading!

Edit 2: Featured in Equestria Daily's Pony Spotlight #5

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This story is a sequel to A Tad Screwy: Screwball in Canterlot High


Many months after her reforming, Screwball is living happily with her new friends. However, when The Dazzling's come into the picture, Screwball witnesses just what they're capable of, and threatens to expose them. But from the looks of it, The Dazzlings want her on their side, so she's given an offer she'd be crazy to refuse.

She knows they're up to something, and she wouldn't mess up her chances with her new friends just to get complete and total admiration from everybody else in the school...

...And a cool-looking amulet...

...And an even more-badass singing voice...

...And awesome hypnotism powers...

......Yeah, this might be a tougher choice than she thought.


Read the first story before this. You will understand NOTHING if you don't.

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