Derpy hasn't been measuring up at her job, and she gets fired from the post office. Now in need of a new job, she takes up a position at Equestria's mini-muffin manufacturer and distributor, Muffin Corp. Turns, out, the company is run by probably the most childish millionaire stallion in Equestria, Banana Nut. Not that this is necessarily a bad thing. He's pretty nice, has a lot of energy, and looks pretty good (Although that would probably be on account that he's never seen without a suit on) So things are starting to look up for Derpy...

...Buuuuut how complicated can your job get when you start to develop feelings for your boss?

The answer?...Very complicated.

Takes place in the same universe as Just Big Boned by the badass scootertheskitty. Read that fic too!~

Cover Art by Fluttercord45

The Doctor and Derpy travel to Canterlot on Hearth's Warming Eve, hoping to catch a little bit of the joys of the holidays...

Unfortunately, The Doctor witnesses a sight that is nearly enough to break both his hearts. A young, purple filly wearing a beanie is seen standing at the statue of Discord, appearing to be all by herself on this joyous holiday.

And thus meet two of the loneliest beings in the entire ponyverse.

This is pretty different from how I usually write Screwball, but I wanted to write something hearths warming eve related, something involving The Doctor and Screwball, and something to break my writer's block.

A new stallion by the name of Gear Gizmo moves into Ponyville, and of course, Pinkie tries to introduce herself...with mixed results.

Turns out Gear is not only not very sociable, but he can't seem to understand the concept of other ponies' emotions, and appears to be prone to anger. Gear can't explain why he acts this way to Pinkie, as apparently, he doesn't even know himself.

So, Pinkie feels that she needs to help Gear through this difficult point in his life, help him find answers to his complicated personality, and help him make some friends. Celestia knows he needs some.

A story about the everyday social and emotional struggle of those with Asperger's Syndrome.

A Pegasus foal that Rarity found in the unexplored Windless Woods appears to be as uncivilized and savage as they come. Seeing it as her sworn duty as the Element of Generosity, she takes him into her home and with some help from Sweetie Belle, tries to teach him the civilized skills needed to integrate into pony society...

Considering that he seems to have the mentality of a Timberwolf, and appears to lack the basic concepts of pony communication and ways of life, this could prove difficult.

Current cover art commissioned by JitterbugJive

Hiyas! I'm Screwball!

My daddy's kinda unavailable at the moment, on account of him being turned to stone (AGAIN) so it looks like it's up to me to spread enough Chaos to break him out. Might as well start with the jerks that put me on the "Pay No Mind" list by leaving me without my daddy. Ponies always say that revenge is a dish best served cold. If that's the case, I wonder what it tastes like? Ice cream? Popsicles maybe? Guess it's time I found out.

So...ya wanna play?

This is an Ask Fic! Ask questions to Screwball to affect the course that the story will take.

Most of the credit for this story goes to my friend Fluttercord45, for basically starting a majority of it and setting up the main plot, but handed the project over to me.

After Screwball pranks Dan one too many times, he promises vengeance on the spawn of Discord...No matter how far he takes it

Dan has vowed revenge on Discord's daughter, Screwball, after she gets on the single nerve he has left with her cruel practical joke. But just how far will he go for revenge on a spirit of pure Chaos?

Beauty Split was looking forward to the move to Ponyville and getting to spend time with her old friend, Diamond Tiara...Until she sees that Diamond has changed for the worse.

When Diamond Tiara's old friend, Beauty Split, moves to Ponyville, she would love nothing more than to reconnect with her old friend...

Until she discovers that Diamond isn't acting the same as she had been before.

Thanks to BanditThePonyDog, Texus, Raiden jaeger for pre-reading and giving their opinions on Beauty Split.

Cover art from: http://miz-jynx.deviantart.com/art/Friendship-Splits-493312983

6/11/14- FEATURED! THANK'S EVERYPONY :D

After seeing what Tirek did to her Daddy Discord and his friends, Screwball had decided that Tartarus just wasn't bad enough punishment for him. So with permission from the Princesses and Discord, she heads down there with a single objective...

Tick Tirek off as much as possible.

And knowing Screwball, that won't be hard.

First fic involving Tirek. Second One-shot I've ever done.

A highly eccentric and overreacting stallion rants on live TV about the hundreds of things about Equestria that drive him nuts.

A lot of things in Equestria manage to piss Sheep off. From telemarketers, city jerks, public restrooms, and his co-host, The Great and Annoying Trixie. Apparently Equestria has a lot of unsolved problems...

That or this stallion is out of his bucking mind.

This is a self-insert! Sheep is myself Ponyfied!

Applebloom and her foalsitter have become very close, but Applebloom is starting to act more on the affectionate side towards him. Ask her about her situation.

This is an "Ask" Format Story, meaning after every chapter, questions should be left in the comments to either Applebloom or her foalsitter and crush, Chrome Hoof (OC).

Prequel to "Ask Discorded Scootaloo"

New Cover-Art from: http://miz-jynx.deviantart.com/art/Ask-Lovey-Applebloom-494431102