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Discorded SheepcityUSA

Sub-Par author with a somewhat light-hearted and silly writing style.


Watch the fic trailer here. Just copy and paste into the address bar: http://animoto.com/play/J7JnGX5JvubBqPQv037ReQ

Cover art by Invi absy

The Spears of Chaos are a terrorist group who had relished in Discord's chaotic reign over Equestria, and practically worshiped the God of Chaos. But when they learn that Discord is no longer evil, they are disgusted beyond belief. Seeing that Discord is no longer fit to hold the title of God of Chaos, they release their new idol from her stone prison in Canterlot to aid them in plunging Equestria into eternal anarchy. After all, who better fit the bill than Screwball, who happened to be Discord's spawn.

Now, as the Goddess of Chaos, Screwball intends to fill Equestria up to it's knees in randomness. But without the Elements of Harmony to stop her, how will the Mane Six stop the little abomination? More importantly, will Discord have to intervene?

I made a Fic Trailer. Watch here. :D

Chapters (8)
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Comments ( 85 )

how will they stop her?
luna appears and forces the filly into a deep sleep.
"I mean no offense, but the reason discord is such a overwhelming foe is because of him being a chaos spirit. While not unkillable, the chore of killing him is nothing short of herculean, and the destruction left afterwards apocalyptic. Not to mention it turns out or intervention, though we viewed ourselves as outmatched, was more of a stalemate. Discord is proud and arrogant; we must of brougth some form of fear into his heart for him to rely on another power to bind me and my sister.
"Put simply, a demonically possessed filly is not going to be much of a challenge. She is as vulnerable as any being of stable flesh. Besides, if need be, we can always expose her to tatzlwurm toxin."

3857840 You do make a decent point. But for this to work, i had to make Screwball a bit more than just a filly possessed by demons; in this case she's a demi-goddess of sorts, who happens to still be a child. Same powers as Discord, but a little bit more unstable
3857840 . And it would only make sense that a being literally made from chaos would be prone to the only thing that was able to stop her dad. As for why Luna didn't stop the Spears of Chaos and Screwball right then and there...well, that'll be answered next chapter.

Bottom line is, if i made things too easy, your stuck with a boring story.

Que the Discord song after Applejacks line!


3860446 you have officially made this story twenty percent cooler. Congratulations. :moustache:

i dont usally enjoy characterizations of screwball where she is malicious(she is the demigod of randomness in my mind ergo she flip flops between any anger or emotions she has frequently) but this is interesting will favoriite

I love sh*t storms! :pinkiehappy: not literal ones though, but the kind that's coming!

did you watch a lot of dan vs before writing this? because that's the image I got in my head?

its actually going to be raining shit isn't it?

3862849 Not literally raining shit no, but that would be pretty hilarious. :rainbowlaugh:

In response to your first question, i've never actually taken the time to watch Dan Vs. but I've heard a lot about it. I feel like i have to watch it now. :derpytongue2:

3863026 well don't take to long watching Dan vs. this is a good story.

So Screwball defeated Luna by eating her horn and mane?
Well like father like daughter as they say...


“Discoooord!!!” She yelled right in his ear.

"Are we your prey alone? Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?"
Yes... Every time you make that line in this story I will sing another verse xD

I hope screwball isn't turned to stone

Oh boy... Screwball is probably in her rebellious phase... See this is what happens when you spoil your daughter discord!

*grabs discord* let's get shipping shall we?

Two things,
1) didn't zecora place the amulet back into hiding after Trixie used it. :trixieshiftright:

2) If Discord made Screwball, can't he just unmake her?

3875603 These are both good questions, so heres my response.

1. Yeah she did. Doesn't mean the Spears of Chaos can't just interrogate her to find it.

2. In theory, he could. But look at it like this. Would you want to kill your own daughter?... Didn't think so. At this point, he's just trying to get her to stop acting like a spoiled brat trying to replace him.

3875748 Hehe, yeah. Thought I'd give Fluffle Puff a little cameo for this one. :twilightsmile:

Nopony, I shit you not, NOPONY had ever called him boring in his entire, long-ass life before about an hour ago

I believe you. I pity the poor soul that calls discord boring

Have you ever considered submitting this story to Equestria Daily? You can find out how to do so here.

So when does this story get dark?

3878158 you know, I'm not even really sure why I put the dark tag there in the first place. It can get a bit difficult to make a story dark when Discord's around. I may end up just removing that. :unsuresweetie:

Twilight!! Ouch man! Did you..? Did you seriously call Discord a monster because he had a kid? And said kid is just going through a rebellious phase? Harsh man... harsh... That's it... Hand over your wings and crown, you don't deserve them anymore.

Did Twilight really have to be so mean to Discord .... :fluttercry::raritydespair::applecry::ajsleepy:

3900102 Don't worry, Twilight will apologize next chapter. I'll tell you what though, writing this chapter made me die a little inside. I hate making Discord sad. :fluttercry:

Spike, who had insisted that he come along, on the grounds that he never got to do anything to help prevent world domination

He saved the Crystal Empire

“And while I’m at it, you really couldn’t do better than the cowardly animal hoarder of Ponyville?! Seriously?!” ....... As you would imagine, Discord didn’t like that.

Is it because he likes her, or because she's his first friend? :fluttershysad:

OK fight scene - Fluttershy turns into Flutter-bat and calls the fruit bats to help, something to do with Timber Wolves, Pinkie's party cannon, caodic stuff :scootangel:

3934050 1. Thanks for pointing that out. I guess my brain decided to block out Season 3's premiere when I wrote this. Damn brain. :derpytongue2: Anyway, fixed it.

2. It's because she's his friend. I'm trying to mostly keep Discord away from the whole shipping thing in this fic if that's what your asking.

3. Thanks for your advice on the fight scene. :pinkiehappy:

Make Rainbow Dash punch some ponies and I'll be happy. Ask SuperPinkBrony12.


:heart::heart::heart: I love this to death!

I put a Fluffle Puff refrence in ONE chapter, and it gets added to the Fluffle Puff group. LOL wut? :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

it´s the first time i heard from screwball but i like her and hope that she´s going to be kind of reformed or power sealed away for a moment instead from being turned into stone again

So how soon until the next chapter comes out?

4119493 i'M hoping to get it out before the weekend's over. I'm sorry it's taking so long. :raritycry:

And to think that all I did was get her to say the word “orange”


Interesting fact, if a something is good, I get cold. No seriously, my body temperature will lower. I watched the trailer, and I needed a blanket. If the story's as good as the trailer, then bravo.

3860446 More like
(If it doesnt work, it Breaking Benjamin's had enough :rainbowlaugh: Makes no sense to put that there. Although, then again... Whats the fun in making sense?)

4119495 I love this so far! I really hope that Flutters does as he says, Spike burns them all, Pinkie turns into Pinkamena, Twilight enters Lesson 0 mode, Rarity does as you say, Rainbow Dash enters Rainbow Factory mode, and AJ does whatever to your hearts desire. :rainbowlaugh: I'm a bit late though.

4204697 As you can see, chapter 7's already done, but I'm having another fight scene with Mane Six vs. Screwball, so I might need to use some of these ideas. :P Kinda needed to change some stuff up for this chapter.

4204512 I just looked it up...and this song...fits perfectly! :pinkiehappy:

4433078 Dear lord, I put ONE Fluffle Puff cameo in a story and everypony flips their lid...IT WAS A ONE SECOND LONG JOKE GUYS! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

:yay::pinkiehappy::pinkiegasp: I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU WENT WITH ONE OF MY IDEAS! :pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy::yay:

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