Screwball always felt a little alone. Not in that sense, she had a lot of friends. But aside from her daddy Discord, who is again imprisoned in stone, there wasn't anyone that was like her, a Chaos Magic user. Well, imagine her surprise when her daddy tells her that she has a big brother. Yeah, she exploded with excitement. Literally.
Meanwhile, on the royal garden of the Canterlot Castle, a very interesting statue started to crack a little.
Had this idea while talking with my buddies on Twitter, I know that it's not original, but hey, I like this kind of story. If someone would be so kind as to do a cover art for this...
Takes place right after Discord's imprisonment. Will follow chronological events of the show, but will be spread with events that I think will be interesting to add.
Rated Teen to be safe... I wonder why that sounds weird...
WARNING CODE LEVEL 'PINK'!!! That Random tag is serious! Shit is gonna rain on this fic! Like literal shit raining from the sky in one of the scenes! Don't worry, It will not smell. But it will be shit. They will be able to tell because of the smell... 
There will be references. A LOT. The Medic recommend this fic. The Heavy too.
Other characters (will be edited along the course of the story):
Princess Celestia
Princess Luna
Cutie Mark Crusaders
I haven't read it yet, but all I can say is : dis gonna be good, especially when done right
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Are you sure? To many references can get confusing and distracting, especially if they're obscure. At the very least, you should say what the references are in an author's note.
7876486 nah, it feels good to have to guess ,and to go "oh, so that's what that is." So it's okay to only say it when somebody asks for it, otherwise the thrill is gone
It's more like the chaos has been quadrupled, which you can count with Pinkie Pie that has two good and bad sides, but hey I don't know if it actually does count though.
So anyways, let the annual chaos event with both little sister and big brother spreading chaos all over Ponyville, Canterlot, and other places begin! 
I'm interested in what the next chapter has in store.
I may know the hidden reason the was created; Like Napoleon once said: ‘‘Jarate for everyone!’’
So far, Random is making his dad look SANE.
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Well, human mind don't stay really stable after thousands of years of being stuck in stone, but really, he's not THAT crazy.
Yay Screwball has a big brother now I can't wait to see what happens next keep up the good work update more soon.
Engi :That Author is a spy!
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Pyro: Hudda hudda, huh!
Random and Screwball causes some chaos I can't wait to see what happens next keep up the good work update more soon
‘‘I was surrounded by a sinister, unholy throng... Went to my inventory and I put my armour on.’’
So his chaos is based on the movie 'Pixel'?
Cool
More pls
Random Unleashed a Band of Ugandan Knuckles onto Equss....
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
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i am now going to take you're profile pic. and i agree.
Sir! I don't think the number four sheild can take much more!
Redirect all nonessential power! We need to keep that sheild up!
Tell
‘are’ and ‘you’ are switched.
stops
You mean ‘fist’?
Does this mean Random is a...
Gaster Blaster Master?
Now for some (potential) errors I noticed:
leave?
those
Missing space.
The word order feels off.
I do not think the word ‘choose’ should be there.
Missing space.
Missing space.
were
your
Also, what is the second part supposed to be?
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Papyrus: NOOOOOOOO-
Thaks, the errors you pointed are now fixed. Also, what second part are you talking about?
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The second part I was referring to was the second piece of dialogue of the last part that I quoted.
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Ah yes. He was talking about his end of the deal that was to keep his chaos to a minimum. That clears it up?
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Well, if the pause is removed, the sentence becomes ‘‘Keep your end of it that I keep mine’’. The ‘‘that’’ feels out of place.
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Nice, I hope to see more soon.
This is a good story, and I really hope that it updates again soon, since it's almost been a year.
So far so good. Keep it up.
Ah what a large loophole! He only said your town, which implies only Ponyville, he can still run amok everywhere else
Hey will we see the Thestrals confront Luna for turning her back to them and wills he be punished for it?
*falls down onto knees and raises fists to the sky IT FINALLY UPDATED! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
don't
scene
taken
form? shape?
shape?
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I have managed to make Sunny fix those errors, thank you!
HELP ME!!!
Now if you excuse me... *takes a rubber chicken and walks offscreen*
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On the topic of rubber chickens:
1:20 if it starts from the beginning
I wait until the end of time
Been like two years man where are you
I love how you portray Pinkie Pie. It fits her so well.
It's A Screwed Up Life is one of my favorite stories. Mostly because I think Screwball is just that awesome.
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