!!Third Person¡¡
Discord screamed as the rainbow tornado turned him into stone once again. The bearers of the Elements of Harmony cheered, but unknown to them, a small pink filly with a propeller beanie atop her purple and white mane observed them from inside a bush. Her purple swirled eyes were glistening with tears as she watched the events unfold and her mouth uttered a single word.
"Daddy..."
She cried silently, without her dad, she was once again alone, as no one she knew was able to use Chaos Magic like her. She wished someone that could understand her, someone who would accept her because of who she is, not because of what her daddy did on the past...
"Hey, Screwball."
Came the voice on her head. She instantly recognized who it was.
"Daddy!"
"Yup, it's me. Listen up, right now I'm using the last bit of Chaos Magic I have to talk with you, so I have to be quick."
"Last bit?"
"Yeah, after this I'll be trapped in this statue for a long time, but I don't want you to feel alone anymore, so pay attention: Go to the garden in the Canterlot Castle. One of the statues should have some cracks in it, I want you to go and help the creature stuck on that statue to break free, okay?"
"Why, daddy?"
"Because, Screwball" Discord's voice started to fade as he said this. "He's your big brother."
Meanwhile, the six girls who defeated Discord could have sworn that they heard a small explosion.
!!??? POV¡¡
"Sentry go-go down-up! Dammit! Gotta-gotta move that gear!"
Oh, hi there. My name is... Well, I can't really remember my real name, so you can call me Random Oddball.
"You make me- stab, make me- fak, make me- *snort*, slap my- ass, make me- move..."
You're probably wondering why I'm singing these silly songs right now.
"Dis-pencer, dis-pencer! Poot-pootis Spencer here!"
Yeah, about this, let me tell you something: being trapped in stone is NOT GUD for your sanity. Sure, I'm not one of those weird kind of crazy who are obsessed with little stupid things.
"I AM BULLET-PROOF!!!"
I am what I like to think as the 'funny' kind of crazy. You know, the guy who talks to inanimate objects or alone (though I am pretty sure everyone talks alone once in a while) and do silly things, like walking backwards with a helmet that looks like a melon. Yeah, I really did that.
"If I know that everything I know is that I know nothing... What else do I need to know?"
Oh, here's an interesting fact about me: I was from another world... Or dimension, I can't exactly explain. Thing is, I'm not from around here, I came from a place called Earth, from the Sul-American continent, Brazil, to be specific. You should have seen it in it's better days, it was a really beautiful place. Now some jerk is in charge and started to make everyone's life suck.
"That Spy, is a Spy!"
Even though I came from a place where everyone talks Portuguese, I was always very good at talking English, it was kind of my second language. Sometimes while talking with people, I would subconsciously slip into talking English. Boy, was it embarrassing.
"I am going to kill you until you die from a killed death!"
Well, life was boring for me back then. I lived with my big sister, had to go to school, helped my grandfather in his businesses... And had lots of arguments with my family. One night, I wished that I could go to a place where things wouldn't be as boring, and guess what? My wish was granted, in the form of a swirling portal in my bedroom.
"Give me that HEDGEHOG in a PINGAS!"
Long story short, I was greeted by a creature that seemed to be a mish-mash of different animals, and he said that he would give me powers that could bend reality itself if I accepted to be his son.
"I win! Flawless victory! Fatality!"
I accepted because of two reasons. One was that, this could be a fresh start on a new life for me. I would get the chance to not make the mistakes I made back home. The second, is... C'mon, powers that can bend REALITY!? I know a lot of people who would kill for something like that. So I accepted the offer and gained a new dad and cool powers.
"I'M RUNNING OUT OF REFERENCES HERE, BRAIN!!!"
And finally, about my stone cold problem. Turns out, Chaos wasn't really appreciated, and that... Nasty princesses trapped my dad while I was away trying to learn some tricks with my powers... Those dirty brats... They sneaked up on me and did the same to me while I was busy trying to understand what happened with my new dad... They entered my blacklist that day...
Currently, I'm in some kind of garden in a castle that I'm pretty sure is on the side of a mountain. Ponies and their tastes, go figure. I may be a statue right now, but I can still see and hear what's going on around me while I'm awake. While I sleep, I use my dreams to train both my Chaos Magic (as I discovered that it was called that) and some physical moves from my favorite games. You should see me launching a Hadouken in a target, it was really cool.
"I'm starting to get bored again."
Earlier today, I saw a group of foals (I think that's what pony children are called) close to dad's 'statue'. Some moments later I witnessed him break free from his prison. He approached me and said that he would try and create as much chaos as possible to help me escape too, and said that he had a little surprise for when I got out of the statue. I waited.
And waited.
And waited.
This delay could mean two things: Either he forgot about me, or he was defeated again before he could free me. The latter was the most probable of the two, as I could feel the walls of my prison had severely weakened, but it still wasn't enough for me to get out. If I could get just a little bit more of Chaos Magic...
Something pink moves in the corner of my vision. I can't really turn my head to see what it was, but I think it must be one of those brightly colored animals that live around the garden...
'Aaaugh, I'm starting to itch all over again...' I mentally complain. Those stupid princesses could at least have left me a way to scratch myself...
My train of thought is interrupted as the pink thing from before appears in front of my statue. As I get a good look, I discover that it's a filly with pink fur, a light purple mane that was really messy and had white stripes, a propeller beanie atop it all, and interesting purple eyes that had white swirls in them. Looking at her flank I saw that she had a screw and a baseball as mark, but none of that was important. It was the fact that I could feel Chaos Magic emanating from her that surprised me.
After some seconds of silence that were starting to get awkward, I decided to test how weakened my prison was and attempted to talk with the filly as I had nothing else to do.
"Hello, can you hear me?"
She nodded. I almost shouted out of excitement, the spell trapping has weakened a lot.
"My name's Random Oddball, but you can call me Random. What's your name?" I asked.
She broke into a massive grin. "My name's Screwball, and I'm your little sister!"
I paused. Just to be sure, I replayed what she said over and over again in my mind. 'Yup, she said that she's my little sister. Hmm... Maybe this was the surprise that dad was talking about? That would explain why I sensed Chaos Magic in her... So that means *gasp* that the sky is pink! No wait, that's not it.' I looked at Screwball again. 'Oh yeah, it means that we're family! YAAAAAY!'
"Big brother?" She asked. I noticed that I had been silent the entire time. So I decided to say what was on my mind at the moment.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEDGEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG- PINGAS!!!"
She giggled. "You're so silly!"
I would have smiled if I could, she was so adorable! "I don't even try. Now, how about you help your big bro get out of this statue? I wanted to have rock-hard abs, but not like this and I'm itching all over my body."
"Sure, how do I do it?"
"If you can put a little bit of Chaos Magic in the statue, I may be able to break free."
"Okay!" She does as I asked, and I won't bother explain how it worked, it's Chaos, don't question it.
Seconds later, the statue shakes violently and shatter as I stand there pointing dramatically to the sky. "BOOYAHH!!!" I say before starting to scratch my everything. Some seconds of good scratching later I stop, relieved of being out of that stupid statue, and get tackled to the ground by a pink blur.
"Yay, you're free!" Screwball shouts happily. I chuckle and get up, holding her in a hug.
"Can you show me where dad is right now?"
She seemed to get a little sad. I didn't need to hear a response as that could only mean one thing. I quickly tried to lift the mood again.
"What you say we go to the town where dad last was and see if he's still there?"
She nodded and sniffed. "Okay." I smiled at her and she seemed perk up a little as I looked to the sky.
"Watch out, Equestria," I said. "Because the Chaos has been tripled!"