who me

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Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Late-blooming fan with way too many story ideas in his head. Have written before, but this is my first serious foray into the world of fan-fiction.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

Pithy Statement

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.