silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

God, I'm so sorry.

"Darling darling darling!" said Twilight.

I try to write the best I can. Feel free to leave me a comment (I prefer positive ones but any feedback is better than none at all). I appreciate stories that are well written and skillfully executed.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Could possibly, maybe be active again. Don't place bets.

I particularly enjoy the Equestria Girls setting and also have a soft spot for the CMC. Thanks for reading!

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

An experienced writer of limited skill and dangerous enthusiasm.

space is a waste

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Just a pony lovin' guy

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!