Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

I really like cookies.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

All I want is to be remembered. Not for what I've done, but because I tried to be better.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

I'm a broke dude, and I do FanFiction commissions. Simple. See blog post 'Commission Details' for what I'll do.

Loves to read and write, I decided to try writing fanfiction after a long hiatus thanks to ponies

Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.

My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

A Swede wrestling with the English language.

I write horse words.

I'm terribly uninteresting so I think I'll pass on the bio, thanks.

Just trying to become a better writer. Plus, PONIES!

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

favorite characters are as follows in no particular order. Zecora, Luna, Fluttershy, Spike, Berry Punch, Lyra & BonBon, Vinyl Scratch, & Discord, Oh and Big Mac (as long as he's gay).

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.