Author: Pinkie Pie, shut up! No you can't name- You already did. Son of a...
Pinkie Pie: So author, you're always writing stories about me! How about I write a story about YOU!?
Author: That is a horrible... horrible... HORRIBLE ide-
Pinkie: Spectacularific! Let's do it!
A hack author (from "Extremely Terrible and Horrifying Stories" and "Mystery Pinkie Pie Theater 3000") is attempting to write his next magnum opus. Then Pinkie Pie happens.
Not the most original idea in existence, but hey, this is my take on how it would play out.
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"-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
That was great.
Do you want me to proof read the next time Pinkie takes over? Tell her I'm pretty darn 'handy' with a keyboard.
This was perfectly awful. I love it.
I laughed out loud at this. Well done!
Aha, not bad.
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I see what you did there
And yes, this is quite hilarious.
wow
i wish pinkie pie would make me into one of her stories
that would make my day
kthanxbai
That was...terrible
I loved it...
you gave me a idea ;)
I could feel the reverberation of the breaking fourth wall from my bedroom
190532
Dat pun.
Anyway, "spectamazing" story! It was hilarious, and something different from the usual stuff! Congratulations.
Wow. Multiple layers of fourth wall breaking. Fourth-wallception. Always fun.
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DAT PUN. Yes, I agree with you. I really liked this story, even though the bad spelling and grammar killed me a little. I know, critical of someone to say that when they can barely keep their own spelling in check.
Pinkie is troll of awesomeness
Hilarious
This was brilliant. Legitimately.
I haven't read anything past the first half of the description.
TRACKING
Me: *Looks at popular stories* "Hey, what's this in big, bold letters?"
*reads story name* "....Homely...."
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The bad spelling and grammar was probably intentional. They all appeared in Pinkie Pie's story, and she finds it hard to type with hooves
...This took my story out of Featured?
...GOOD. THIS WAS AMAZING.
"Hey! Dotn finish THe story Now! its super duper spectamazingly awesum!!!1!"
*Ahem* ... You heard her
Well done! Really! I couldn't help but smile throughout the entire thing.
This SO needs a sequel. or at least a longer version. I feel te potni or his is not yet tapped.
My good that was one of the worst things i read on this site.
5 outta 5.
LOL....
Quite easily one of my favorite fic, looking forward to more.
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Did you not see my trollestia emote in the comment I made prior to that one?
I know that it was intentional, man. I'm just saying that it was so bad, it was funny instead of lethal. I can't read a few fics (like masorin's 'Doctor Whooves: Luna's Republic') just for the amount of grammatical and spelling errors. But this? This had so many errors, that it wasn't as bad. It was like removing the duct tape really quickly, a thousand times a second, rather than pulling it ever-so slowly, making it seem like a thousand years per piece.
yet another case of Pinkie Pie breaking the forth wall.
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I don't know what you're talking about. Pinkie Pie's typing was perfect.
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You do not want that. EVER. Think of the tutu!
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Do you have a 4th wall I could have? I think I need another...
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That Homely! What shenanigans is he up to this time?!
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My evil scheme is to create so many awesome stories, that every single featured and popular story will be one of MINE!
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She REALLY needs to stop doing that!
I reckon it needs more authors. Like if some more of the authors on this website (such as myself) were to collaborate on this story, only to fall under PInkie's ultimate destruction of the 4th wall. Whaddya say?
What
Author! Patch the 4th wall quick! We can't let pinkie pie escape!
Me. Gusta.
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I'm sorry, did I say 'me gusta'?
I meant to say...
THIS KICKS ARSE.
ME GUSTA TO THE POWER OF
Why do I feel the urge that this has to me made into an audiodrama?
so awesome!
Actually, this isn't such a bad idea.
In that case, even meta-fourth wall fractures may occur? Oh my god, the possibilities are
That was hilarious! 10/10, especially the characterization!
Absolutely hilarious, and everyone stayed in character. You even managed to slip in a little heart breaking moment. It was perfect. 5/5
Maybe a tad bit out of character for Pinkie Pie but still tremendously entertaining! XD Thanks for the read!
Words cannot describe the inevitable horrors that PP will send through the gaping hole in the 4th wall.
May God have mercy on our souls.
This was amazing.
The awefulness was EPIC! Her writting was HORRIFYING! I mean, look at what she did to mah owl!!!
images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/22/3fd5f190-5817-48be-b72c-2e964af46658.jpg
See?! THAT'S what you did to mah poor owl! THAT'S how perfectly AWFUL this is! ... BRILLIANT! 8D
~ Moonstone, Minstrel of Equestria
I feel sorry for the guy who has to patch up the forth wall after this. Have some stars.
This reminds me a lot of my own fic where Pinkie showed up, let Dora into my story, and then had Dora freaking shoot me!
In fairness, I have swiped a lot of Dora's stuff as well as Pinkie's stuff... So I had it coming kind of. But still...
STUPID PINKIE! STAY IN YOUR OWN... WALLED AREA!
umm...What in the hay did I just read?
And why did I enjoy it so much?
Its not very often that I read something that has be laughing out loud the entire time but this was just too hilarious.
With the power of a keyboard, Pinkie Pie can do great things. Terrible yes, but still great.
I understood this perfectly but then I am insane
Also I'd read that men in black crossover story
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At this point, no forth wall can replace your losses.
All that is required is to break the fifth wall, which is the computer screen....
God help us all when that happens.
It could be worse. She could have just copy pasted one of teh MPPT fics and substituted a character's name with "Arthur".
Maybe Twilight in Corporal Punishment?
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Actually the fifth wall leads to a dimension full of Sean Connery, see.
This was shi-! I'm giving this 5 stars.
Well once it's on the internet it's there FOREEVER. we all knew she would do that someday soon anyway. Might as well be you then.
Started as a brainstorming session... ended up a dialogue between your sarcastic, higher-than-thou ego and your inner child trying to free you from your self-imposed socially inept cage so you could live happier like a normal person. Or your head is full of fuck.
You should let Rainbow Dash be the pony in your head. The confidence will do you some good and you'll still know how to party like the best of them.