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I thought you said weast...


While doing a virus scan, your software detects a file named PinkiePie.dxz. Suddenly, Pinkie Pie herself rips through your desktop background like paper, and starts talking to you.

Being a brony, you're happy to see her. That is, until she starts going through and messing with your files.

This can't be good.

Written in one hour, totally impromptu. Forgive me if it's a convoluted mess.

**Popular from May 26 – 28, 2016 :raritystarry:

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Oh my god, this was hilarious!

Man that was funny. You should give yourself more credit! If you thought this up in an hour and just wrote it out, that is really amazing! Good job!

I'm okay with this

If only he had time to change that to pony p = new pony (twilight). Then maybe this could of been solved :(

Also, why do I have a feeling that a littlepip version of this would be hilarious

No, this was perfect! I can just imagine a tiny little Pinkie crawling around my computer screen. So adorable! I'm really glad you wrote this; it was a nice change from your other stories.

I hope you feel better. You can always PM me if you need to talk:heart:

Well, somehow this was indeed cringeworthy for me.

Oh dear... Seriously though, give yourself some credit. This was a riot!:rainbowlaugh:

Saw this in popular...er... thingy?:scootangel:

Picturing the antivirus will try to place her in a hamster wheel, place a toy for her to play with, or unlimited chocolate rains. Oh screw it you can't kill the bloody thing or it may turn into a pinkamenia virus which will be worse. Imagine what monster it will be going through the world wide and being ultron about it.

Not bad, it make me think of the video "Animator vs animation"

7250362 I got some ideas from those shorts.

Congrats on the popular listing!

For some reason I got vibes from this episode:

Great story.

School program code equals mirror pool confirmed?!?!:pinkiegasp:
w8... school program code has 17 letters, and mirror pool has 10. Add those two, and you get 20. 20 is the same amount of dollars that 1 legal tender 20 dollar bill is worth! 20 + 1 = 21! You know what else = 21? 9 + 10. 9 + 10 = 21 according to the kid from the 21 vine, who was proven to be a genius by the Incorrect Corps. But what is 9 + 10 + 20 + 1? 42! The answer to life and everyhing is 42! This story has about 1440 words. 42 + 1440 = 1482. 1482/42 = 35.2857143. 35.2857143 squared equals 1245.08163! Rounding that together, we get 1245. 1440 + 1245 = 2685. This story was written in about one hour, according to yourself. An hour has 60 minutes. Each minute has 60 seconds. Therefore, each hour has 3600 seconds (60x60). 2685 + 3600 = 6285. 6285 minus 17 (number of letters in school program code) equals 6268. 6 plus 2 + 6 + 8 = 22. 2 + 2 = 4. 4 has 1 syllable. 4 - 1 = 3. The Illuminati has 3 sides...


...I'm sorry... :fluttercry:

Nice word count:trollestia:
Chapter has 1,403 words but the total word count is still showing 0:rainbowlaugh:

Fix it perhaps? :rainbowkiss:

7250659 um, I don't know how :twilightblush:

7250681 .........

*Tactical facepalm in 3... 2... 1...*

Ask someone who knows? I dunno:applejackunsure:

I can only imagine if I were in that situation. It would be weird but fun at the same time. Very nice work my friend! This was actually really fun to read. If only I knew how to animate, I would've done an animation based on it. But overall, this was pretty neat :twilightsmile: Keep up the good work my friend :yay:

It is funny that I once made a fic like this although was way back so the grammar as a bit shotty Well it not exactly like this bluest concept wise nothig new I suppose.

I had a point in there somewhere

Comment posted by FourShadow deleted May 27th, 2016

7250364 Same goes for me Nordryd.

7251159 Written in one hour, my friend. I guess it shows, huh? :twilightblush:

7251856 No problem. If you ever want to talk, just let me know.

I'm not usually one for second person POV stories, but this was very amusing :pinkiehappy:

Fimfic:This story has absolutely no words at all.

:pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh:I quite enjoyed the story

Pony p = new Pony(PonyName);
} while(yes);

Is that C#?

This is really cool! And you did this in an hour? You, sir, are amazing. Four mustaches for you, sir.

:rainbowlaugh: haha. that was hilarious, very good story I may say.

Why does this sound like myself in the future? Of course, I'd probably be the one to write the code for the virus, with my love for computers. Can't say I know Java, but I know a little JavaScript, so I actually understand this.

First I must say... INTERNET EXPLORER? Who uses internet explorer, outside of downloading a real browser.

Next the thing I reeeaaally wanted to say. If pinkie annoyed me I'm probably ask her if she wanted to hear a story about herself. And promptly search for Cupcakes.

Heehee... Sorry...

This reminds me of the fake “Return of Bonzi” virus from Vinesauce Joel’s “Windows Vista Destruction” video.
Also gave me vibes of this:

Best virus ever :pinkiehappy:

Pony p = new Pony(PonyName);
} while(yes);

Pony p = new Pony(PinkiePie);
} while(yes);

Alright, so this may or may not be an infinite loop, depending on whether var. "yes" is "true" or "false". At the very least it'll be executed one time. Which should be good...

Judging by multiple Pinkies, however... I suspect, it was an infinite loop... However that must mean, the Pony class maintains an internal collection of previously created ponies, because otherwise references to those would be lost, as the only variable that stores them is rewritten every iteration.

Even then, though... The "PonyName" variable never changes! So Pinkie could have just assigned it the string "Pinkie Pie" (by the way, I can't believe her version of code compiled :facehoof:... Var. "PinkiePie" was most likely undefined).

Unless "PonyName" is a macro that expands to some method call retrieving a random (or just some different) value every time...

Also, Pinkie clones and stuff -- but the computer should not have bluescreened. At most it should have reported an out-of-memory exception, and then killed the programme, terminating every single Pinkie :fluttershysad: (unless every Pinkie was serialised to the disk...). But, maybe, it was code for a driver...

Also I recall my writing a code snippet that had the line:

Random pony = new Random();

Yes, it was actual code I'd written! But, even if someone had seen it, they'd not have gotten my reference... But following that was a comment:

//I should have written: "PinkiePie", but there is no PinkiePie class defined.

Fortunately, that snippet stayed in my workbook :twilightsheepish:.

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