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Maybe that's why they're so out of character. This is an ongoing series of experimental, dialogue-powered scenarios that revolves around Celestia, Luna, and Twilight. Oh, and pretty much everything, everypony, or anything else they run into. And you. Yes, literally you. All of you. This whole site.

Warning, contains: [epic battles, O-O-C ponies, impossible scenarios, manipulation, chapters with words in them, cute noises, adorable thinking, dreaming, spoiler bars, multiple plots in one plot, one major plot to cover for all of the multiple plots, continuity, eye-candy, trolling, whining, pixels, giant hammers, the konami code, the end of the world, a glass barrier, Discord, an impossible use of thousands of weapons at once, coffee, tea, romance books, control over the fourth plane, cake, communication through writing, bro/pega hoofing the author, love, fourth wall-breaking, enticing conversations, you as a (rising) major character, outer space and um, what else... ponies? Wait, how is any of this bad?]

I am also not responsible if you encounter these fully natural, human reactions: ["I can't evens", hnnngs, warm feelings, genuine laughter, sense of your faith in humanity regrowing, the question of "which spoiler bar will get bigger?", massive table flipping, "please sir, may I have another", the question of "what is even this society anymore?", genuine cuteness, the feeling of epicness, inspiration to write your own derpy story, fancy top hats, monocles, what have you dones, epic wins, o shoot waddups, other memes, and uh, general joy and less of a loneliness knowing that someone cared enough to properly mindf-- you while keeping it cute, and er, anger because you need to know what happens next. Oh. And don't forget cancer scumbag brain.]

You have been warned...?

Chapters (8)
Comments ( 72 )


Haha! :twilightsmile:

Now I just imagine the two of them sitting at the door.


My goodness this is funny to me! And I feel her frustration here!


Hehe-- it's an innocent portrayal of my hate for this slow mail carrier. :twilightsheepish:

I only ordered their plush-selves though...


My Dear Cosmik: they are whatever you wish them to be. :pinkiesmile:

This was... Weird. And I kind of liked it a lot.

Hm. Faved and followed.

It was fun and entertaining, I especially liked how Celestia sent it to FIMFic in the end. :rainbowlaugh: However, my only suggestion would be to tag this with an AU tag and perhaps present it in a universe where Celestia and Luna are younger because they just felt extremely out of character throughout it all.


It is weird, I don't know why I wrote it. I just really didn't appreciate the late package. :fluttershyouch:


Hm... well, they do sound younger, that's for sure, but I feel like however old they are going to be is going to be solely dependent on the reader. Experimental stuffs. :twilightsheepish:

I personally imagined them as they are, and when no one was around, they acted very childish.

And since they are pretty close to Twilight, well... you know. :raritywink:

7371005 That would make a very interesting set up. I can totally see Applejack walking in to talk to one of them and freezes when she sees them acting like this because they didn't hear her. :rainbowlaugh:
If you're wondering why Applejack, it's because I feel like she would expect it the least. :ajsmug:


Hm... well, I dunno. Can you do sequels to sequels? Because I'm already planning a sequel since you all seem to be interested in these childish princesses. :derpytongue2:


But it already says complete. Do I do new chapter or make another story?

7371147 You could. Perhaps just post a blog and tag the story to notify people that you decided to add another chapter?


Hm. Okay, well I guess when I have this one all scribbled down, I'll change the title of the series into something more witty. The goal is to just have one-shots and make things up on the fly, whilst seeing if I can maintain some sort of overlapping storyline.

Love it!!! Laughed so hard and I love how you used color and text sizes, so few authors use the cool options:scootangel:
- Star Dancer


Thanks! Make sure you share this cancer these adorable, cute words with the rest of the world. :trollestia:

I'll be adding chapters whenever something smart pops into my head.

I have no idea what this series is, but I like it.


It's a long story, my friend. Well actually, a very short one. I didn't get a package. So, this whole thing sparked up. Stay tuned for more. :pinkiehappy:


That's the spirit.

Now toss me an idea or two. :twilightsheepish:

Just kidding. But, no serious. Any recommendations welcome, unless thou prefer to be guided by my words.

7371314 is ....is ......there any way i canz get hugs from moon horse?.......i mean i......we are in this story right?

The best hospital visit I must say (unless I'm reading this wrong) and it makes awkward sense to me that Celestial knows that this is a story...what with her being near Discord's power level. At least by several comparisons...

Maybe I'm just being dumb.


Ssh. They're alicorns. Of course they all know it's a story. They can hear you. :pinkiecrazy:

Hehe. But honestly, Discord-- I think I should mess with him too. :derpytongue2:


Yep. Don't worry... I'll be sure to mess with him, alright. :ajsmug:

We need a straight man(or mare) that is completely sane. Make a chapter even more crazy than usual, while the one normal pony just stands there watching the insanity. Additionally, extra points if you make it somepony like Blueblood or Trixie or somepony else completely unexpected.

I can't decide if it's a crush on twilight or the reader xD


xD I don't know. Double crush? All of you are pretty dashing. :raritywink:


You are. All of you are. You don't even have to believe. Because you all exist, all of you are.

If you didn't exist, you wouldn't be able to be pretty, because you wouldn't exist as a being.

Your daily philosophy of the night!

Also, Luna and Celestia are happy you're reading them, fimfiction. :ajsmug:

Heh... D'aw... Thanks for bringin' a lil grin 'ta mah face. :twilightsmile:
Also, Woona is best poni. :twilightblush: :trixieshiftright: :scootangel:


Glad to see you're enjoying this. :twilightsmile:

More soon.

Pinkie Pie: Hey! How come they break the fourth wall and I'm not?!? :pinkiegasp:


Celestia: Hehe! That's a good question. :trollestia:

Twilight: :facehoof: Oh no...

I feel like I need to use this 'story' to cleanse my pallet of more 'serious' stories. It is a refreshing taste in stupidity that is kind of cathartic in a weird way. Of course, there is also the nail-biting plot. I have to keep reading to find out if Luna ever gets her 'package'.


Oh, GildedSteel.

This is a very 'serious story'.

It just happens to be... addictive and funny in its immediate nature.

So; that said, the hidden messages remain. Merely a well-crafted plot? Or something else? Shall new definitions of life be revealed?

Give that a second. And expect V within the upcoming 24 hours. ( :pinkiesmile: ) :trollestia:

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