Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.
Okay, so prepare to totally get your mind BLOWN by these terrifying stories about the Mane 6. This is a mighty chronicle, taking a deep look in to the HORROR that is- Hey! Where are you going? I swear this story rated T for language is good! Come back!
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I... I think this might be brilliant!
Now I've read the whole thing, I've got to say I really like it. I was maybe a bit unsure about the 'script' segments, but it does make sense given that you wanted to seperate the narrative story from commentary.
The ending chapter is probably just a bit too cheesy (more the author-hugs than the plot) though again I can absolutely understand why you did that, and it had me entertained throughout! Good job!
Though fix the your/you're mistake at the very end of the last chapter, it's a bum note to end on!
yay i like scary!!!!
dude......this is totally amazing, at first i was thinkin it was just gona be like cupcakes, but bravo, that was a greatly unexpected twist
Which Mortal Kombat game is it? lol
The whole thing was a delight to read, you should do more like this, maybe one day you could be more famous than cupcakes!
lol
This may just be the best thing ever written. I'll know for sure in another four chapters
BRUISE-SOUP!
Hahahahah, oh my SIDES!
This is BRILLIANT!
I thoroughly enjoyed this fic. The characters stayed... well, in character, and each chapter was truly hilarious. I feel like this definitely needs more attention. Although, I do feel like the FlutterHug wasn't entirely necessary.
And about Cupcakes? Totally agree. And if I remember correctly, that's what it's supposed to be, an overblown parody.
Thanks for the positive comments guys! It's always nice to see one's work be appreciated!
And just to let you guys know, I TOLD Fluttershy that the hug wasn't a good idea, but she wouldn't listen, so you can blame her for that steaming pile of corny!
This... was just magnificent.
...can't offer any other feedback than that really. Corny as hell but it's supposed to be so
Lawl u mad, brony?
I laughed so hard at Spike in this chapter! The door and then telling the Princess to shut the hell up.
I actually really enjoyed how Trixie was manipulating Twilight's thoughts like that. Hell, these dark fics appeal to me more with the buildup of suspense than the actual gory details. That's also a key to success when writing creepypastas. Thank you, G.A.P. Trixie, for coming through with the tension. My heart was practically in my throat for that part.
The air seemed to dance in front of Rainbow Dash's eyes as the heat caused everything to shimmer. Do the hustle!
Even the cool breeze that normally blew through her rainbow mane as she flew wouldn't be enough to keep her cool. I'm not surprised, your temper is so short, you can barely keep it yourself!
Author: GO! End story! Hallelujah! Rejoice! Much wild abandoning of thread!
Howdya like dem apples?
Rainbow Dash was a mess. Ohhh, she got smashed! That's to be expected of course when you've just finished knocking down a barn. Particularly a barn that Applejack had asked Rainbow Dash to destroy. Yep. Toooootally wasted!
As a whole, she seemed to be just a tad bit darker than she normally was, going from a light blue to a light blue with a brown tinge You do realize that that's what you get for hitting the sewage line?
-her heart skipped a beat- Okay, take it from the top! Get a metronome, somepony! Our orchestra seems to be a bit off!
I barely take care of this bunch of fluff Poor, poor Tank...
"I'm going to show you how important beauty is." No you aren't! She's too tired right now!
Ponies. What're you going to do with them? I dunno... make glue? That's what Barbie taught me!
Oh man, I'm in the story! Captain Kirk, it appears Captain Obvious is back...
Just then, a great and powerful voice boomed down from the heavens, a voice belonging to a being wise and powerful, a being absolutely flawless. Is that... Raven Tw'light-Moon?!?!?!?! OhMiGoshOhMiGoshOhMiGoshOhMiGosh! Your new album is so awesome, and your scooter game? With Tony Roc? Ammmaaaaazing!
you shouldn't count your chickens till they hatch! Yeah... where is Scoots, anyways?
"Meh. He needs to be about…" An average mare, living in an average town. Until the Nightmare showed up. Things got... saucy. PIZZA MARE!
Sorry, but that setup seems a bit week… And that plot was a month! It'll take years to get this right!
Rainbow Dash, who'd been drinking some more juice, now found that the juice that had been inside her mouth was now on the waiter's face Why? Because Spit take. since she'd done a spit take at what she'd just heard. Did I call it, or what?
blinded by the tears that now ran freely from her eyes. "Freedom! Freedom!!" the tears cried, as they escaped from the sad pony's closed eyes.
She needed to grow up! She's,like, the same age as you. If not a year or two older.
Take the scissors, hack at Rainbow Dash's ribcage, and rip her heart out with your teeth! Yeah, you know that feeling when your heart jumps into your throat? This is just like that, but backwards. Maybe force the ribcage open with your bare hooves. Or, get Angel to do the dirty work. I think he'd oblige. Then, as Rainbow Dash stares down in her last few waking moments, you tear her heart out, exclaiming with the blood dripping down your chin that you finally have her love! Yes, but the truly scary part of that story is that Shy doesn't get her rightful Tolerance! And we all know that this would have been better if it were in the setting where Dash was looking for a pet.
she practically was racing the wind as she rushed throughout the boutique. Rarity felt alive. No, no, no, no! We all know that Chuck Testa was the one wearing the Rarity suit she made for her 'Equestria Girls' Pageant!
When Rarity walked into the store, she was immediately greeted by her host, who was bouncing in excitement She immediately felt faint, while saying "Piiiinkiiiie! Hooowwww couullld yooou?? You got excitement all over my newly coiffed mane!"
I mean, I almost forgot to breathe I've been so happy. Yay. Woohoo. I love your enthusiasm...
I only need your help making them. "But... I can't bake! I can turn cereal, milk, and a bowl into a wonderful plate of sunny-side up eggs, but baking? The only thing I'm good at baking is Tiramisu!" Rarity stiffened as Pinkie began rubbing her foreleg, her eyes half-lidded. "That's okay, I just need someone who's...." *puts on sunglasses from hammerspace* "organ-ized." Fluttershy walks out of the kitchen, a cross-eyed smile on her face. "yay~"
A wave of dizziness washed over her, Quick, somepony help her before she drowns! the world spun, Like a record player? and seconds later she collapsed to the floor. She pulled a sonic Faintboom in ten seconds on the nose! Good thing she's always very punctual!
She forgot about her magic. Yes. As she writhed, Pinkie jumped suddenly into her line of sight. Use the Ring of Disenchantment! It causes a decrease of 99 magic points! Rarity's only ever had 75 at her highest! *Rolls for plot advancement* Dammit! Only got a two...
Egad! He's white as a ghost! No, more like a marshmallow. And the feathers? You kinky Pinkie!
Well, you did butt stomp Rainbow Dash's head. "Well, I tasted the rainbow, and I thought she might appreciate getting a taste in return!
but Trixie left each chapter horribly disappointed! Really? I've just been horribly hungry...
I'm going to go make myself a taco… Billy, No!!!!
I just hope once the author's done with this, he'll ship me and Rarity to Cancun! If he does, maybe we can 'share' a wonderful experience!
It wouldn't even be shipping! Just pay separate processing and handling.
After all, what could add more excitement to a unicorn's day than just five minutes with the overenthusiastic pony called Pinkie Pie? .... six minutes? A nice stallion?
Are you here to help me come up with the most super-mega-awesome-tastiest thing in the entire world?" Sergeant Sprinkles? He's delicious!
What are you doing with that welder? Baking. It's what they're for, duh.
I broke the 4th wall to warn you of how suck this chapter was! I'll do it again a few paragraphs down, promise!
Holding a scalpel, ready to cut Pinkie open and see what was wrong. Well, her diabetes, of course. What was illogical. That storymark?
After all, that zaniness the part pony and part cotton candy mare was what she loved most about her, but... this love was illogical! Yet, it felt so... right...
And as they started walking, Twilight couldn't help but be bothered by her shy companion's every twitch and overreaction to the slightest thing. It was just too cute! All she could think of doing, was tying her to the bed, and using her tongue to penetrate her juiciest part... Where was the logic in that? She didn't know, it just sounded so tasty.
It'd just been a stressful day. Now, all she wanted to do was curl up with a Rarishy shipfic and please herself.
Fluttershy let off a heart melting smile. "Sure Twilight! Anything for you!" And that's how Twilight learn the amazing wonders of consensual benefiting-of-friends. She soon went on a carnal rampage, and the mane 6 all got pulled into a huge orgy, and they all loved it, the end. Photo Finish was watching.
Fetching several ropes from a closet, she firmly secured Fluttershy, making sure she couldn't move a single muscle. Running to a nearby closet, Twilight flung the door open, and pulled out her latex maid outfit and a riding crop. She was going to have some fun...
Show her the door. Okay. See? It's a very nice door, with an ornate plating at the edges and faux-veneightion styled borders.
Fluttershy trots over to the author and gives him a big, warm hug. Author, taken back at first, returns the hug. Soon, Twilight joins them, and she just can't stand it anymore...
Basically, if your going to have gore, maybe try to have a little plot to go with it? Clopdark is now thusly born. Or Grimclop.
Great story, mark.
Er, wait.
Great story, man!
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I so had that coming! That was hilsrious brony!
One of these days I'll need to do my own story for an mst.
119223 I can help!
Wha? I don't even... The fuck just happened?
Fun story... Some spelling problems and the Author's personality was a little overwrought.
I found cupcakes disgusting and cliched, but you my friend, you made it hilarious when you did mst3k to it.
119223 .... an mst3k wherein the fourth wall is broken constantly by the same characters yelling jokes at the same 4th wall? brony you trying to invert spacetime?
Not sure if it counts as gore, but the only grimdark/horror fic that ever really freaked me out was EbonMane's "Cough." One of the shortest fics I've read, and one of the most bone-chilling.
No murder sadness
...is that wrong of me to say
There wearing pelts did they already kill an animal and use it's fur to make the cloths there aparently wearing
Dollars in equestria the story bedst ever
Applejack: Aren't we gettin paid?
Author: GO! End story!
Applejack: NOPE! (neck extend)
Author: o_O?!
Dear Princess Celestia…
shut the hell up.
I
this fic. It's so frikken hilarious. Although I wasn't sure about the author insertion at first, it really helped to point out the plot holes and satirize the pony gore fics that we see so much of nowadays. =3
Very nice work. You've earned yourself another watcher.
4th wall hurts my head. I guess we'll all write stories about talking to the ponies in our head.
I just reread chapter 5 having now actually read Cupcakes. It's even more hilarious now that I realize that the author was literally copy-pasting Cupcakes and editing the parts which don't make sense under the new circumstances, lol. (And yes, I know you copy-pasted it as opposed to just copying it, because you kept the typos too.)
By the way, and Twilight will probably back me up on my answer, as a result of this story I have done extensive personal research into both Rainbow Dash's top speed and the affect that wind chill would have on the perceived temperature.
I thought that you all, especially the author, should know that at an easily reachable speed (for Dash) of Mach one or 761 mph (one fifth of her top non sonic rain-boom speed) would result in it feeling like it was a balmy -412.42 degrees Fahrenheit.
But I did not stop there, no, I also factored in the frictional heating that would occur at those speeds between air and wing/coat and the final answer is a perceived temperature of 42 (cool, I guess that this really is the answer to life the universe and everything [now who is making obscure references, me {well, not that obscure, but I digress}]) degrees Fahrenheit.
The reason that there is such a big change is that the friction has to be accounted for first and then the wind chill, and the higher the actual temperature the less the wind chill helps.
However all of this was, in the end for naught because the physics in Equestria must be fundamentally different from our world because if they were the same then when Rainbow Dash did the sonic rain-boom, the friction would be so high that she would have instantly and spontaneously combusted with intensity like that of hellfire (which would, of course, be burning in her skin).
I would much appreciate any comments about this and if anyone knows what I have referenced but also would rather like it if RatherHomely would comment about what I have said.
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Is he referring to...?
Oh yeah! The second paragraph of the very first pony story I ever wrote! Good times.
Anyway, as there is a lack of any truly applicable physics here, and for the fact that I never really made any calculations, I'm surprised that I was correct in my statements. Question: Did you factor in the current temperature into the equation? I don't give an exact temperature in the story so let's assume it's a little over 100 degrees Fahrenheit, or around 38 degrees Celsius. Does the temperature have all that much of an impact on Dash's speed?
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Yes I did factor in the current temperature at 100 degrees Fahrenheit because you state in the first sentence that it was "pushing 100 degrees". I also did not rely on the animators Mach cone and the use of complex equations (I could have) but rather did a simple distance over time calculation to find the possible speeds, the temperature does not change how fast she can go by much but how fast she goes does heat her due to friction. Just so you know, I was not trying to be critical of you I was merely making an interesting observation (interesting to me anyway) and thought that others may find it funny or interesting as well. (It is somewhat, well sad, that I spent two hours doing all of the necessary calculations for the wind chill because the standard tables and formulas do not go to those speeds or temperatures, only to have my self derived masterpiece give the EXACT same answer as the traditional formula at the relevant speed and temperature.) Anyway I shall try to, in the future, be more clear about the purpose of my comments and about which story they are about (although I did post the comment on the page for that story) thanks for responding.
(I wonder if the TARDIS can translate soulless nerd into normal earth English so that people can tell the "tone" of my comments, I shall look in the manual; oh wait, it got tossed into a sun.)---{Pointlessly extended and only slightly funny references are cool}
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You kidding? I thought it was funny!
And just to let you know, I think those two hours were well spent.
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Thanks
The GREAT and POWERFUL CHAOS DEMANDS that you write more of this fanfic! The ending was perfect, better than Chaos Thought! Write more!
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! How idiotic of- I mean...
Fuck! I meant
A WIZARD DID IT!!!
Problem, Bro-ny?
lol!