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Metool Bard

A weaver of tales who enjoys a good story. What more is there to say, really?


How much is a toothless alligator worth? According to Equestria-renowned game hunter Ivory Tusk, it's worth a fortune (don't ask me why). So when he finds one on the outskirts of the Everfree Forest, he wastes no time trying to bag it. Little does he know that this particular gator has a particularly wacky owner...

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Ah, classic Bugs Bunny stuff right there! I enjoyed reading this! :pinkiehappy:

Thanks mate I was in need of a laugh:pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh:

That was funny although the ending was quite abrupt. There was so much more that could have been done here.

1970811 Well, I didn't want it to drag on for too long. Besides, once I got Ivory Tusk in Sugarcube Corner, there wasn't really anywhere else to go. But, I can see your point about the ending being abrupt.

that was pretty funny
good job

There is only one logical answer as to how Pinkie avoided that trap: She jumped over it. Now with Pinkie logic she could have made herself intangible for all we know.

"That alligator is going to be my ticket to fame and fortune, and I will not have some airhead nincompoop stand in my way!

Well that escalated quickly.:rainbowhuh:

It felt like watching reading the Looney Toons agains. Thanks :pinkiesmile:

I enjoyed this quite a bit. Nice story. :twilightsmile:

Plenty of potential and a strong start, but the complete lack of any sort of narrative resolution gets a thumbs-down from me.

That's got to be one of the funniest MLP fanfics I've ever read! :rainbowlaugh:
LOVE that British guy!

3224462 Who, Ivory Tusk? Yeah, he was a pretty fun character to write. Especially all of the Looney Tunes-style antics that he had to put up with. :rainbowlaugh:

Reminds me a bit of Wile E. Coyote!

What I wouldn't give for cartoons like this to be made again.


There are several universal rules that everypony in Equestria knows:

Don't ask Twilight where babies come from.

Don't pick on Fluttershy's creatures,

And NEVER try to take Gummy away from Pinkie.

Seriously, everypony knows this.

"It says here the leave cannot be damaged

I beleaf that leaf is the word you are looking for?

That aside, I found this story hilarious! :rainbowlaugh:

That was funny! I can see so much Looney Toons inspiration...

6127769 Whoops! Thanks for catching that, mate. :twilightblush:

When you think about it, this guy has the worst occupation. He's either got to look for interesting things to hunt, or somepony needs to hire him.

I kinda want more fics with him, because it's like reading a script for a Warner Bros cartoon.

Idea for a sequel, He tries again only to find out she's Princess Twilight's friend and an element of harmony.

Did I mention that Gummy has his Gummy Sense as well?

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