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Pinkie wants to throw the best Christmas party ever, however the President of the United States is a little unsure about her plan.

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I did not have sexual relations with that pony.

Dat description...

“Pinkie, it’s January.”

And now it makes sense.


Is this actually the first time you expanded upon Pinkie's life in the Battleships Universe?

TMH
TMH #5 · Jan 4th, 2013 · · ·

Bill Clinton + Pinkie Pie.
Dear nondenominational deity.

Bill Clinton is the president in 95

1904407 Yes you did... and I approve.

Clinton, you sly dog, you. :ajsmug:

1995 was a good year in the multiverse.

Pinkie must have picked up a few ideas from presidential campaign planners.

this story was short and sweet, and since i saw this from the front page and don't know for sure, im assuming complete

this story, i like it, ANOTHER!

Mr president... why are you wearing that saddle?

*Grins* Well done as always.

Grover Cleveland, I don't blame you for wanting Pinkie around... with a wife like yours you need a smile every once and a while



(also, now I really want to see a fic with ponies in early america, maybe in the revolutionary or civil war eras)

I scrolled down like, halfway through the comments and saw 4 different presidents.

Really people?

Really?

Admittedly, Bill Clinton and Pinkie Pie would make awesome friends. NOT FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. Jesus, guys, what the hell is with all the Clinton sex jokes? Seriously.

2414946 Yeah, that soooooooo 1997. I mean, I still do it, but I actually don't hate him anymore. He was a part of my childhood. Despite how many times I had to see him drawn naked in the newspaper, I actually miss him. I must be getting older. I wanna cry now.
To be fair, though, IF he was on the prowl for THAT, I would see him leaning toward Rarity or Twilight. Yeah, I could see Rarity.
I was actually wondering how hilarious it would be if Bill Clinton went to Equestria to find that Monica Lewinski ran away in shame and became Rarity in Equestria, and sense then has been very concerned on being posh and a lady to put the past behind her. (Clinton wouldn't be a pony, though, he'd stay human). It would start off with the stupid sex jokes, but after a while people from that time era would finally begin to fall in love with the people they originally hated. People who were the angriest about the scandal actually expressing some affection for the person they once hated out of nostalgia. Anything to remember the past.
This was kind of inspired by that scene where Clinton answered all 3 MLP trivia questions right, and I found it ironic he got the one about Rarity right. Either that or the CIA gave him the info for old time's sake.

1980927 It's...It's...It's Robotnik!

...before he was Bald.

1904436 Dear Nondenominational Diety? That's...politically correct hilarious.

My fuckin' god.
It took until the punchline for me to realize how much setting up you were doing. Fuckin sweet.

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